Kalamazeus
@kalamazeus.bsky.social
Sarcasm is my love language.
Slightly below average golfer.
Politics makes me sad these days.
Dogs make me happy, always.
Full heartedly believe 1) we should use the word "bigly" more often, and 2) that we can do much, much, better.
Be kind.
Slightly below average golfer.
Politics makes me sad these days.
Dogs make me happy, always.
Full heartedly believe 1) we should use the word "bigly" more often, and 2) that we can do much, much, better.
Be kind.
This scares the hell out of me... and makes me feel sick to my stomach.
January 7, 2026 at 3:12 PM
This scares the hell out of me... and makes me feel sick to my stomach.
I wonder how Pete will feel about another fat guy in uniform (although this is a whole buncha stolen valor)
January 2, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I wonder how Pete will feel about another fat guy in uniform (although this is a whole buncha stolen valor)
Letting in a 3 loss Bama….
January 2, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Letting in a 3 loss Bama….
They say it takes a country (to end a Cold War), but you tell me who did more to end the Cold War than Rocky. And I am here to say that Rocky Balboa did not fight Ivan Drago for this shit.... that is for sure.
December 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
They say it takes a country (to end a Cold War), but you tell me who did more to end the Cold War than Rocky. And I am here to say that Rocky Balboa did not fight Ivan Drago for this shit.... that is for sure.
Ticketmaster says this type of thing all the time. I would like to meet the 4 people that will get cheap tickets. Yeah right.
December 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Ticketmaster says this type of thing all the time. I would like to meet the 4 people that will get cheap tickets. Yeah right.
I assume they will say:
1. I have not seen it
2. Its a hoax
3. We are busy trying to govern
4. Its not factual
5. Squirrel
1. I have not seen it
2. Its a hoax
3. We are busy trying to govern
4. Its not factual
5. Squirrel
December 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I assume they will say:
1. I have not seen it
2. Its a hoax
3. We are busy trying to govern
4. Its not factual
5. Squirrel
1. I have not seen it
2. Its a hoax
3. We are busy trying to govern
4. Its not factual
5. Squirrel
If Pam is upset about the 2020 election and claims it is rigged, wait until she hears about the 2024 election!
December 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
If Pam is upset about the 2020 election and claims it is rigged, wait until she hears about the 2024 election!
Anyone else shocked that the WaPo actually printed this? Same.... same.
December 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Anyone else shocked that the WaPo actually printed this? Same.... same.
Its fine - they just let him do things like this to keep busy so they can run our country into the dirt.
December 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Its fine - they just let him do things like this to keep busy so they can run our country into the dirt.
How long before US citizens have to do this to cross state boarders?
December 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
How long before US citizens have to do this to cross state boarders?
How long before we (US citizens) have to submit the same things to cross state lines or to travel outside of the country?
December 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
How long before we (US citizens) have to submit the same things to cross state lines or to travel outside of the country?
What in the actual fuck.
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
What in the actual fuck.
Also known as "best ever" or "hottest" or "boomin"
December 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Also known as "best ever" or "hottest" or "boomin"
Cool, so should they put the video out using Signal - I hear that is okay.
December 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Cool, so should they put the video out using Signal - I hear that is okay.
On the bright side, its not murder, so, things are getting better. I guess that FIFA peace prize is working.
December 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
On the bright side, its not murder, so, things are getting better. I guess that FIFA peace prize is working.
They have rules against being a massive p*ssy towards a wannabe dictator? Weirdly specific, but I get it.
December 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
They have rules against being a massive p*ssy towards a wannabe dictator? Weirdly specific, but I get it.
FIFA should give them a peace prize... I hear that helps.
December 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
FIFA should give them a peace prize... I hear that helps.
Right, but did any of those kids even offer him a peace prize? Do they know how hard it is to cheat in front of cameras? I didnt think so.
December 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Right, but did any of those kids even offer him a peace prize? Do they know how hard it is to cheat in front of cameras? I didnt think so.
Has FIFA tried giving them a peace prize? Maybe that will help.
December 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Has FIFA tried giving them a peace prize? Maybe that will help.
Why didnt she just get a ride with Kash's GF? She has her own plane.
December 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Why didnt she just get a ride with Kash's GF? She has her own plane.
1. I swear they promised that DJT was going to win this award
2. Is it crazy that my initial thought, even knowing how great SGA has been, was "uh, did they run out of hockey players to give this to"
Well deserved for SGA, though. Bravo.
2. Is it crazy that my initial thought, even knowing how great SGA has been, was "uh, did they run out of hockey players to give this to"
Well deserved for SGA, though. Bravo.
December 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
1. I swear they promised that DJT was going to win this award
2. Is it crazy that my initial thought, even knowing how great SGA has been, was "uh, did they run out of hockey players to give this to"
Well deserved for SGA, though. Bravo.
2. Is it crazy that my initial thought, even knowing how great SGA has been, was "uh, did they run out of hockey players to give this to"
Well deserved for SGA, though. Bravo.
Let me guess.... AND they do nothing.
December 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Let me guess.... AND they do nothing.
We have to be soooo close to him out on the White House lawn looking like Uncle Eddie.
a man in shorts is standing next to a pile of trash and a car .
ALT: a man in shorts is standing next to a pile of trash and a car .
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
We have to be soooo close to him out on the White House lawn looking like Uncle Eddie.