Kallan Larsen
@kallamanders.bsky.social
sociologist, great laker, pickle-maker. she/her
Challengers. we were hootin’ and hollerin’. at the “you’re 31, you have a better shot with…” line, someone behind me whispered, “oh my god…”
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Challengers. we were hootin’ and hollerin’. at the “you’re 31, you have a better shot with…” line, someone behind me whispered, “oh my god…”
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Just want to say a firm good afternoon to Dusty May, hope his day is going great
December 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Just want to say a firm good afternoon to Dusty May, hope his day is going great
lactation pods in the airport: good
needing an app to open them: evil
needing an app to open them: evil
December 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
lactation pods in the airport: good
needing an app to open them: evil
needing an app to open them: evil
thankful to finally be in a whimsical bowl game, although “cheez-it citrus bowl” sounds like prime munchies food
December 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
thankful to finally be in a whimsical bowl game, although “cheez-it citrus bowl” sounds like prime munchies food
being in an airport is kind of like being a parent because you get to see people walk for the first time
December 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
being in an airport is kind of like being a parent because you get to see people walk for the first time
in-laws moved to chicago from TX and did not have a shovel or ice melt for the foot of snow that’s coming. the absolute glee I felt running to the store to put into practice what I’ve been training for for 3 decades needs to be studied
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
in-laws moved to chicago from TX and did not have a shovel or ice melt for the foot of snow that’s coming. the absolute glee I felt running to the store to put into practice what I’ve been training for for 3 decades needs to be studied
wearing my lions sweatshirt with my carhartt beanie so people at the airport know the beanie isn’t performative
November 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
wearing my lions sweatshirt with my carhartt beanie so people at the airport know the beanie isn’t performative
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I need a cigarette (Coke Zero)
August 31, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I need a cigarette (Coke Zero)
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Screaming obscenities in the bar over a targeting call in a 17 point game. Football’s back baby.
August 31, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Screaming obscenities in the bar over a targeting call in a 17 point game. Football’s back baby.
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social i hate this timeline
August 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social i hate this timeline
this is my son’s first college football game, and I love that for him.
August 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
this is my son’s first college football game, and I love that for him.
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okay time 2 become the worst version of myself
August 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
okay time 2 become the worst version of myself
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One of our librarians just tracked down “a book with a red cover and I think a romance plot that I might have read in the 9th grade,” can AI do that? (unsurprisingly, the book was blue)
August 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
One of our librarians just tracked down “a book with a red cover and I think a romance plot that I might have read in the 9th grade,” can AI do that? (unsurprisingly, the book was blue)
heard a squeaking noise while the kettle was on to boil. tell my why my first thought was to open the merlin bird ID app 💀
July 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
heard a squeaking noise while the kettle was on to boil. tell my why my first thought was to open the merlin bird ID app 💀
do 7-11s in other countries have free slurpee day on november 7?
July 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
do 7-11s in other countries have free slurpee day on november 7?
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Criticizing the pope for "suicidal empathy."
Yeah, man, Christ definitely said there should be limits to our empathy. You fucking nailed it.
Yeah, man, Christ definitely said there should be limits to our empathy. You fucking nailed it.
May 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Criticizing the pope for "suicidal empathy."
Yeah, man, Christ definitely said there should be limits to our empathy. You fucking nailed it.
Yeah, man, Christ definitely said there should be limits to our empathy. You fucking nailed it.
today i learned you can head butt in basketball
May 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
today i learned you can head butt in basketball
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MICHIGAN HAD PLAYERS DRAFTED AT PICKS 13 AND 10
April 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
MICHIGAN HAD PLAYERS DRAFTED AT PICKS 13 AND 10
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Thinking of the time Mason Graham scooped a fumble with a club hand
April 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Thinking of the time Mason Graham scooped a fumble with a club hand
mason graham well done thou good and faithful servant
April 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
mason graham well done thou good and faithful servant
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In addition to the bigger problems, calling Jackie Robinson unworthy demonstrates an unbelievable lack of ball-knowing. Upon hearing "they called Jackie Robinson DEI," normal people will be astounded to learn how little ball the regime knows. Impossible to know less ball
March 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
In addition to the bigger problems, calling Jackie Robinson unworthy demonstrates an unbelievable lack of ball-knowing. Upon hearing "they called Jackie Robinson DEI," normal people will be astounded to learn how little ball the regime knows. Impossible to know less ball
POR. QUÉ. NO. LOS. DOS.
They don’t want women getting PhDs, they want them pregnant
Heritage: "reducing federal higher education subsidies and loan cancellation that place the federal thumb on the scale in favor of spending years in postsecondary work of questionable value will help young Americans to start and expand their families." www.heritage.org/education/re...
March 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
POR. QUÉ. NO. LOS. DOS.
yesterday’s wordle:
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March 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
yesterday’s wordle:
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What if they simply went undefeated, ended the career of the greatest coach in the sport, and were way cooler in every single way
i get youre a michigan fan, but beating the #6, #10, #9, #1, #5, and #8 ranked teams to win a national title is the best/most difficult run we have seen to a national title.
it is simply true for one year. next year, someone may have a harder path, but for one year, they have the greatest run
it is simply true for one year. next year, someone may have a harder path, but for one year, they have the greatest run
March 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What if they simply went undefeated, ended the career of the greatest coach in the sport, and were way cooler in every single way