Karen Jones
@kalli.bsky.social
She/her. Will like any picture of your cat. Slava Ukraine, Trans Rights are Human Rights, and Black Lives Matter.
Oh, and don’t be a dick.
Oh, and don’t be a dick.
I forgot to close the parentheses in my alt text so my shame is equally great
November 10, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I forgot to close the parentheses in my alt text so my shame is equally great
Right? I mean, when I worked at McDonald’s I wasn’t prohibited from eating at Burger King. Now I work at an orange big box store but you bet I’ll buy from the blue one if they have a better deal.
I do keep Marvel on a different shelf from DC, though; is that weird?
I do keep Marvel on a different shelf from DC, though; is that weird?
November 10, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Right? I mean, when I worked at McDonald’s I wasn’t prohibited from eating at Burger King. Now I work at an orange big box store but you bet I’ll buy from the blue one if they have a better deal.
I do keep Marvel on a different shelf from DC, though; is that weird?
I do keep Marvel on a different shelf from DC, though; is that weird?
Loki always enjoyed the sound of his own voice but he mainly used it to complain when I wasn’t petting him every waking moment.
November 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Loki always enjoyed the sound of his own voice but he mainly used it to complain when I wasn’t petting him every waking moment.
One of my absolute favorite designs by somebody from PWoT is this little guy. It makes me smile every time. (Also John Carpenter’s The Thing is my favorite horror movie and that is my favorite scene in it.)
October 16, 2025 at 7:43 AM
One of my absolute favorite designs by somebody from PWoT is this little guy. It makes me smile every time. (Also John Carpenter’s The Thing is my favorite horror movie and that is my favorite scene in it.)
I have a copy of John and Dave and the Temple of X’al’naa’thuthuthu saved to my OneDrive but I’m afraid to open it. Meanwhile, the vibes from these continue to dominate the rest of my PWoT bookshelf.
October 15, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I have a copy of John and Dave and the Temple of X’al’naa’thuthuthu saved to my OneDrive but I’m afraid to open it. Meanwhile, the vibes from these continue to dominate the rest of my PWoT bookshelf.
I vaguely remember learning this (possibly fact-checking a Pictofacts contest entry?) but I can’t find it in my archive. I do remember that the firehouse originally had two doors, though, so I think you are right.
October 6, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I vaguely remember learning this (possibly fact-checking a Pictofacts contest entry?) but I can’t find it in my archive. I do remember that the firehouse originally had two doors, though, so I think you are right.
I saw The World’s End in the theater 24 times which means I saw the trailer for Don Jon 24 times. If I never hear Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch’s “Good Vibrations” again it’ll be too soon.
October 4, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I saw The World’s End in the theater 24 times which means I saw the trailer for Don Jon 24 times. If I never hear Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch’s “Good Vibrations” again it’ll be too soon.
I made this when I learned he was leaving Cracked. He is definitely one of the funniest people I know (well, with whom I am tangentially acquainted).
October 2, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I made this when I learned he was leaving Cracked. He is definitely one of the funniest people I know (well, with whom I am tangentially acquainted).
Those “weeds” are both in the aster family. The purple one is a New England Aster and the white one is an Arrowleaf Aster.
Fun fact: flowers that plant themselves are properly known as “volunteers.”
Fun fact: flowers that plant themselves are properly known as “volunteers.”
September 22, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Those “weeds” are both in the aster family. The purple one is a New England Aster and the white one is an Arrowleaf Aster.
Fun fact: flowers that plant themselves are properly known as “volunteers.”
Fun fact: flowers that plant themselves are properly known as “volunteers.”
That depends on which hand you are grabbing them with
September 22, 2025 at 9:10 AM
That depends on which hand you are grabbing them with
That's brilliant!
September 20, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Replacing your sponge every week is a ploy conceived by the same people who say "wash, rinse, repeat."
I use my sponge until it falls apart.
I use my sponge until it falls apart.
September 18, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Replacing your sponge every week is a ploy conceived by the same people who say "wash, rinse, repeat."
I use my sponge until it falls apart.
I use my sponge until it falls apart.
Humor columnist Erma Bombeck titled one of her books When You Look Like Your Passport Photo It’s Time To Go Home. What is the reasoning behind not smiling in your photo? Are travelers that unrecognizable if they smile?
September 16, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Humor columnist Erma Bombeck titled one of her books When You Look Like Your Passport Photo It’s Time To Go Home. What is the reasoning behind not smiling in your photo? Are travelers that unrecognizable if they smile?