Just saw a video of a cat cuddling the collar of her dog friend who had passed away six months ago. Just take me out back. Idec anymore.

Thinking about Laika again and her smiling picture before blast off

Found the perfect tshirt, gonna buy one in every color.

May this energy find me this summer.

Saw a post that said that it was the most homophobic pride month ever cuz nothing gay was happening to them only trials and tribulations and same.

I can’t stress enough how much of a perfect movie Ocean’s Eleven is. Watch it if you haven’t, rewatch it if you have. They don’t make movies like this anymore.

“How long are you sitting in the apocalypse?” My brother in sin, the moment the carefully curated cocktail of meds and weed that keep me mentally stable runs out, I’m cooked.

Just learned today that the name Dennis is derived from Dionysos. And suddenly the ambiance of a Denny’s at 2am makes perfect sense

Finals week over!! Party time.

Finals week or my final week?

Anybody want to platonically adopt me into their polycule?

Happy birthday to my one phone call @kassorcist.bsky.social party time loading in 5 days

When I said I liked it rough, I didn’t mean financially 😔

You’re on real lover boy* type shit if you go in to kiss your sick partner knowing you’re gonna get sick too.

*I use lover boy gender neutrally

If you could witness first hand any event in history what would you pick? I’d want to see the domestication of wolf to dog.

So you know how cows love music? (If you didn’t know, now you do. Source: some scientific studies but also my dad) Pretty sure it’s because they have a genetic memory of Apollo singing to the cattle he guarded. He’s not responding to my texts, someone else ask the Apollo on their world and lmk.

Do you think when dogs think they have an inner bark monologue? When they’re recalling a memory do they recall it with our human languages?

I know I can know the answers to these questions if I ask my dad but I need us to debate about it first.

Fungi are so cool. Did you know there’s a species of fungus that looks and feels like hair? And another that grows out of the dead carcasses of insects.

Know anyone that's hiring?