It’s me kalvano
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do it for making fun of quebecers but its a straight line and all the three guys are having a good time
December 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
shut up you fucking idiot
December 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Ah I fucked this up no sorry the frogs go

Bur

King

Frog

And so on
October 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Burger King frog: bur

Burger King frog 2: ger

Frog 3: king
October 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
That's everybody now
October 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
October 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It's a song about his Frankenstein
October 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
It's like if you were taking pictures with the flash on during a movie you fucking idiot how do you not understand this
October 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
So the beach is a shared resource, and you're not allowed to fuck up a shared resource. You and your 5 cool friends who have played that mgmt song like 7 times are fucking up the shared resource for everyone else.

This is like if you were welding on the beach. Don't weld on the beach.
October 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It's like if you were a fucking guy on a sea doo man. It is not ok to be a fucking guy on a sea doo do you understand that
October 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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“more accountability and transparency for the modern gestapo” is a fuckin joke man
October 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I would easily make it give me a cool haircut on one side and I wouldn't make a big deal about it at all
October 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM