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It’s me kalvano @kalvano.bsky.social · 21h

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It’s me kalvano @kalvano.bsky.social · 21h

Ah I fucked this up no sorry the frogs go

Bur

King

Frog

And so on

It’s me kalvano @kalvano.bsky.social · 21h

My favorite part of Aladdin is when the genie is fuckin crazy lol

It’s me kalvano @kalvano.bsky.social · 22h

Burger King frog: bur

Burger King frog 2: ger

Frog 3: king

It’s me kalvano @kalvano.bsky.social · 22h

That's everybody now

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It’s me kalvano @kalvano.bsky.social · 22h

Holy shit this must be such a good song I wonder what song it is wow I dunno what song could it be

It’s me kalvano @kalvano.bsky.social · 22h

It's a song about his Frankenstein

It’s me kalvano @kalvano.bsky.social · 1d

When the Burger King "What's Up" commercial happened during the Oscars, that was a day written in infamy.

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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 2d

Time to re-up one of the great quotes of all time...while the Totenkopf is in the discourse. www.huffpost.com/entry/attemp...

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"Basically, I'm just fed up with the fact that I'm cis-gendered, I'm a white male, and I lean right, towards the Republican side," said Fears, 28, wearing a pin of the 3rd SS Panzer Division Totenkopf of the Waffen-SS. "And I get demonized if I don't accept certain things."

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It’s me kalvano @kalvano.bsky.social · 2d

Is there a way to short the AI market

It’s me kalvano @kalvano.bsky.social · 3d

It's like if you were taking pictures with the flash on during a movie you fucking idiot how do you not understand this

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It’s me kalvano @kalvano.bsky.social · 3d

So the beach is a shared resource, and you're not allowed to fuck up a shared resource. You and your 5 cool friends who have played that mgmt song like 7 times are fucking up the shared resource for everyone else.

This is like if you were welding on the beach. Don't weld on the beach.

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It’s me kalvano @kalvano.bsky.social · 3d

It's like if you were a fucking guy on a sea doo man. It is not ok to be a fucking guy on a sea doo do you understand that

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 7d

we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues

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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 7d

“more accountability and transparency for the modern gestapo” is a fuckin joke man

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It’s me kalvano @kalvano.bsky.social · 7d

Man in those Harry Potter movies at one point one of the guys gets fucking splinched. Can you fucking imagine

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Adam @chalicotherex.bsky.social · 9d

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It’s me kalvano @kalvano.bsky.social · 9d

I would easily make it give me a cool haircut on one side and I wouldn't make a big deal about it at all

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · Sep 8

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · Sep 8

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

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It’s me kalvano @kalvano.bsky.social · 17d

Go climb a rock

essencesimmone.blacksky.app @essencesimmone.blacksky.app · 20d

Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · Apr 4

reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response?

klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business

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It’s me kalvano @kalvano.bsky.social · 25d

Rip to Kaleb Horton :(

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noam chompers @noamchompers.bsky.social · Sep 23

cackling

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