kami 🦇🧛🏻♀️🦇
@kam-pire.bsky.social
they/them/iel| just a t-slur divorcée* with a serious commitment to The Bit and a desire to shitpost in text
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Turns out if you thrift hard enough you can just leave the house looking like a villain from a movie basically every day. Wild.
Waking up next to one of your lovers on Christmas morning, not to engage in the holiday but just to do her makeup and reassure each other that we'll get through our respective family gatherings is probably the tradition I'd like to keep doing I guess
December 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Waking up next to one of your lovers on Christmas morning, not to engage in the holiday but just to do her makeup and reassure each other that we'll get through our respective family gatherings is probably the tradition I'd like to keep doing I guess
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TRANS MARCH 2025 - MONTRÉAL
AGAINST THE CAQ, AGAINST AUTHORITARIANISM, AND AGAINST BILL 2
📍Place Norman-Bethune
📆 26 December 2025 - 11:30am (march leaves start location at 12:40pm sharp)
🥙 Hot food served :)
Join us in the streets, and come send a strong message to the government: ¡no pasarán!
AGAINST THE CAQ, AGAINST AUTHORITARIANISM, AND AGAINST BILL 2
📍Place Norman-Bethune
📆 26 December 2025 - 11:30am (march leaves start location at 12:40pm sharp)
🥙 Hot food served :)
Join us in the streets, and come send a strong message to the government: ¡no pasarán!
December 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
TRANS MARCH 2025 - MONTRÉAL
AGAINST THE CAQ, AGAINST AUTHORITARIANISM, AND AGAINST BILL 2
📍Place Norman-Bethune
📆 26 December 2025 - 11:30am (march leaves start location at 12:40pm sharp)
🥙 Hot food served :)
Join us in the streets, and come send a strong message to the government: ¡no pasarán!
AGAINST THE CAQ, AGAINST AUTHORITARIANISM, AND AGAINST BILL 2
📍Place Norman-Bethune
📆 26 December 2025 - 11:30am (march leaves start location at 12:40pm sharp)
🥙 Hot food served :)
Join us in the streets, and come send a strong message to the government: ¡no pasarán!
Look, if things aren't feeling good for you right now, can I recommend being hot in your thirties?
No? That's not helpful?
Well... that's all I got at the moment. I'd say see a doctor but the province is ruining the whole medical system so yeah
No? That's not helpful?
Well... that's all I got at the moment. I'd say see a doctor but the province is ruining the whole medical system so yeah
December 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Look, if things aren't feeling good for you right now, can I recommend being hot in your thirties?
No? That's not helpful?
Well... that's all I got at the moment. I'd say see a doctor but the province is ruining the whole medical system so yeah
No? That's not helpful?
Well... that's all I got at the moment. I'd say see a doctor but the province is ruining the whole medical system so yeah
Turns out if you thrift hard enough you can just leave the house looking like a villain from a movie basically every day. Wild.
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Turns out if you thrift hard enough you can just leave the house looking like a villain from a movie basically every day. Wild.
I had someone call me "caulissement belle" the other day, so I feel as if I've grown more integrated into Québec culture already 🌟
December 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I had someone call me "caulissement belle" the other day, so I feel as if I've grown more integrated into Québec culture already 🌟
Sometimes you have to have a little stress spiral and then just go home
You can just go home about it, hit da bricks. Yep. Go back home, like down, have your cat press their little feet and sharp-ass claws directly into your tits.
Uh huh, just the way it goes some times
You can just go home about it, hit da bricks. Yep. Go back home, like down, have your cat press their little feet and sharp-ass claws directly into your tits.
Uh huh, just the way it goes some times
November 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Sometimes you have to have a little stress spiral and then just go home
You can just go home about it, hit da bricks. Yep. Go back home, like down, have your cat press their little feet and sharp-ass claws directly into your tits.
Uh huh, just the way it goes some times
You can just go home about it, hit da bricks. Yep. Go back home, like down, have your cat press their little feet and sharp-ass claws directly into your tits.
Uh huh, just the way it goes some times
Ugh it's annoying how ✨gender✨ it feels to cry while wearing eye makeup, like wth is this, brain? Can we source euphoria elsewhere, please?
October 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Ugh it's annoying how ✨gender✨ it feels to cry while wearing eye makeup, like wth is this, brain? Can we source euphoria elsewhere, please?
I was at a concert and the performer asked if being trans was considered terrorism against the state in Canada - the cis people yelled "no!", and the trans people yelled "not yet!", which felt a bit too telling, ngl
October 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I was at a concert and the performer asked if being trans was considered terrorism against the state in Canada - the cis people yelled "no!", and the trans people yelled "not yet!", which felt a bit too telling, ngl
I am tearing off hunks of baguette with my teeth at 2AM after driving home a stranger that I met on a whim and I can't decide if this is cool adult life or extremely bad dealing with life.
I was planning on being in bed by 10.
I was planning on being in bed by 10.
October 18, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I am tearing off hunks of baguette with my teeth at 2AM after driving home a stranger that I met on a whim and I can't decide if this is cool adult life or extremely bad dealing with life.
I was planning on being in bed by 10.
I was planning on being in bed by 10.
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Get in, loser. I love you
October 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Get in, loser. I love you
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🧵: everyone wants to say that canada is better than america re: trans rights, etc.
this morning, québec news outlets reported that the government of québec will ban anyone in the public sector from using inclusive french language. ex: iel (they), toustes (all), etc.
this morning, québec news outlets reported that the government of québec will ban anyone in the public sector from using inclusive french language. ex: iel (they), toustes (all), etc.
September 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
🧵: everyone wants to say that canada is better than america re: trans rights, etc.
this morning, québec news outlets reported that the government of québec will ban anyone in the public sector from using inclusive french language. ex: iel (they), toustes (all), etc.
this morning, québec news outlets reported that the government of québec will ban anyone in the public sector from using inclusive french language. ex: iel (they), toustes (all), etc.
Please universe, please stop sending me your sweetest dykes while I'm trying to move away from this city
September 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Please universe, please stop sending me your sweetest dykes while I'm trying to move away from this city
Progesterone? More like pro-jester-one.
Is that anything?
Is that anything?
September 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Progesterone? More like pro-jester-one.
Is that anything?
Is that anything?
If you respond to someone's story to claim something they're giving away when they're moving and then ghost - I'm gonna find you and dunk your head in your own toilet. You're giving me more things to pack and move (a grudge against you)
September 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
If you respond to someone's story to claim something they're giving away when they're moving and then ghost - I'm gonna find you and dunk your head in your own toilet. You're giving me more things to pack and move (a grudge against you)
I've never felt so in the throes of divorce as being in the grocery store, putting 80 frozen meatballs in my cart, then noticing the old person staring at the marks on my neck. Ya, I've got a need for convenience food and zealous hotties, what else is gonna get me through this?
September 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I've never felt so in the throes of divorce as being in the grocery store, putting 80 frozen meatballs in my cart, then noticing the old person staring at the marks on my neck. Ya, I've got a need for convenience food and zealous hotties, what else is gonna get me through this?
Wow it turns out that when you replace your hobbies with apartment hunting, socializing, and packing up your life, it makes things seem a bit bleak. To hell with touching grass, I need to touch yarn. I crave the hook in my hand. I need to draw a creature with a crayon or something, what am I doing?
September 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Wow it turns out that when you replace your hobbies with apartment hunting, socializing, and packing up your life, it makes things seem a bit bleak. To hell with touching grass, I need to touch yarn. I crave the hook in my hand. I need to draw a creature with a crayon or something, what am I doing?
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THIS IS SO UNINTENTIONALLY FUNNYYY ough you ARE i'm so sorry, get better soon :(
September 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
THIS IS SO UNINTENTIONALLY FUNNYYY ough you ARE i'm so sorry, get better soon :(
Hooking up with someone who also can't finish due to meds when you're in your 30s is comedic. Since there's no clear end I'm just gonna have to call it when I can feel that my muscles are gonna hurt too much tomorrow. No ya I had a great time, just gonna drink some water and stretch for a minute
September 3, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Hooking up with someone who also can't finish due to meds when you're in your 30s is comedic. Since there's no clear end I'm just gonna have to call it when I can feel that my muscles are gonna hurt too much tomorrow. No ya I had a great time, just gonna drink some water and stretch for a minute
I asked a pair of strangers to help me find the ball for my septum piercing that I dropped, and then handed them a crocheted doll of a humanoid mushroom holding a cup of coffee as thanks, and have never felt more like an MMORPG NPC in my life
August 31, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I asked a pair of strangers to help me find the ball for my septum piercing that I dropped, and then handed them a crocheted doll of a humanoid mushroom holding a cup of coffee as thanks, and have never felt more like an MMORPG NPC in my life
After 11(!?) days of intense deliberation, the council has made their judgement upon my application. I have been granted membership in the local buy nothing group. Rejoice, for hopefully someone will take the stuff I no longer desire
August 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
After 11(!?) days of intense deliberation, the council has made their judgement upon my application. I have been granted membership in the local buy nothing group. Rejoice, for hopefully someone will take the stuff I no longer desire
I picked up my new antidepressants after having to arrange a playdate for my doctor and pharmacy. The pharmacist says oh, make sure you eat something substantial when you take this. Something like a bowl of yogurt, or a glass of milk.
A glass of milk? A GLASS OF MILK?
A glass of milk? A GLASS OF MILK?
August 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I picked up my new antidepressants after having to arrange a playdate for my doctor and pharmacy. The pharmacist says oh, make sure you eat something substantial when you take this. Something like a bowl of yogurt, or a glass of milk.
A glass of milk? A GLASS OF MILK?
A glass of milk? A GLASS OF MILK?
The last time I moved I gave away a rice cooker that had been given to me because I didn't use it. I've grown since then, and no amount of penance will bring that rice cooker back to me 😞
August 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The last time I moved I gave away a rice cooker that had been given to me because I didn't use it. I've grown since then, and no amount of penance will bring that rice cooker back to me 😞
Had a transfem early in their transition tell me that they find my style so inspiring and that they're going to "steal" some of my looks, which is so sweet 😭
Baby, I give thanks to all the goths of every gender b4 me who have been serving looks I aspire towards, you aren't stealing you're eating 💅🏻
Baby, I give thanks to all the goths of every gender b4 me who have been serving looks I aspire towards, you aren't stealing you're eating 💅🏻
August 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Had a transfem early in their transition tell me that they find my style so inspiring and that they're going to "steal" some of my looks, which is so sweet 😭
Baby, I give thanks to all the goths of every gender b4 me who have been serving looks I aspire towards, you aren't stealing you're eating 💅🏻
Baby, I give thanks to all the goths of every gender b4 me who have been serving looks I aspire towards, you aren't stealing you're eating 💅🏻
I've started taking progesterone in the internet girlies' favoured way again, and EVERY SINGLE time I do I cannot stop myself from thinking "Wanna see a magic trick?". Sometimes I say it out loud. I'm taking HRT because I want to feel right and look hot and yet I engage in clown rituals every time
August 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I've started taking progesterone in the internet girlies' favoured way again, and EVERY SINGLE time I do I cannot stop myself from thinking "Wanna see a magic trick?". Sometimes I say it out loud. I'm taking HRT because I want to feel right and look hot and yet I engage in clown rituals every time
I got to administer a sweetheart's HRT yesterday, and I know medical staff do it all the time but something about it feels so intimate 🥹
I love getting to care for sweet trans people 💖🏳️⚧️
I love getting to care for sweet trans people 💖🏳️⚧️
August 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I got to administer a sweetheart's HRT yesterday, and I know medical staff do it all the time but something about it feels so intimate 🥹
I love getting to care for sweet trans people 💖🏳️⚧️
I love getting to care for sweet trans people 💖🏳️⚧️