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Alan Smithee
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Incurable smart-ass. Incredibly masochistic sports fan. Scientist in a former life. Just as opinionated, but not nearly this chatty in person.
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The real Kennedy miracle is how a guy who would pour hydrofluoric acid into his own ears if u told him it protects against Wi-Fi is the only Kennedy that apparently no one can kill

Not even RFK Jr has been successful in killing RFK Jr and he tries ALL THE TIME TO DO THIS THING
criminalerin.bsky.social Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · May 12
This is a legitimately funny story tho I do every so often quasi-yell "It's a Kennedy miracle!" to make my children laugh
Dreg heap on Tumblr writes: I'm still thinking about how the younger Kennedys, including RFK Jr, would apparently pretend to get hit by cars and then berate the drivers saying "you've killed another Kennedy!" And then the dead Kennedy would get up and they'd all run away shouting "it's a Kennedy miracle!" Carosbee replies: I feel this might be misinformation Dreg heap then replies: Let it be known that I do love lying on the internet but this one is real, with a link and screenshot of a Kennedy biography reading: "RFK"-obviously for Robert Francis Kennedy. For a moment, Ethel had no words. "The next time your boys want to fly a flag, ask them to do so from the steeple of the Catholic church, not from mine." With that, he handed Ethel the sheet and took his leave. Ethel closed the door. Then, at the top of her lungs, she looked to the heavens and screamed out, "Give me strength!" It was all just mischief, but troubling just the same when the stories would get back to Ethel or the other adults in the family. For instance, one prank had the boys playing in busy Hyannis Port tourist traffic, only to have one kid fall to the ground while another smacked the back of a car, making a loud noise. Then they would all gather around their fallen chum and shout hysterical sentiments at the driver, such as, "You've just killed another Kennedy!" When panicked people came to the aid of the young Kennedy sprawled in the middle of the road, the boys would milk it for all it was worth by trying to get the boy to move his legs and then saying it looked as if he'd been paralyzed. But then the fallen Kennedy would suddenly stand up and walk away. At that, the other boys would proclaim, "Look, it's a Kennedy miracle!" and then race off, leaving a crowd of very upset Hyannis Port tourists in their wake.
January 7, 2026 at 5:10 PM