Alexi Lalas? From USA 94?

That’s a blast from the past!

Has something happened? Afraid to look at news

….and if you don’t see any pedestrians during your test, you never have to!

Yeah fair enough I read it again and totally missed something absolutely outrageous the first time

Trick question. Answer is D none of the above.

Trick question. The Correct answer is D - only when you can blame the pedestrian for being on their phone.

I honestly have no idea. It’s amazing

I love that Bluesky tells you that the reason you cannot see this is because at a previous point in your life you decided this person was never going to say anything worthy of listening to; but that it still shows me your post to let me know I was right.

Imagine the moral bankruptcy required to claim within one sentence of each other that a local is so nonfunctioning that you need to step in and postpone its AGM scheduled for tomorrow.

Sir, that is 5 years of driving.

I feel like they buried the lede there! We aren’t going to have enough busses to meet demand in the city by 2031! That seems huge!

How did it cost anyone anything? Do the trains hand out more money when fewer people who pay the fare?

Oh no way hahah. I just watched this one like a week ago.

It’s such a wierd one to get upset about too; like just park your car like a human and you won’t get a $35 bill in the mail 2 weeks from now. No need to threaten to beat people to death because they want the space to roll their stroller on to the sidewalk unblocked.

If you can’t tell the difference between not being allowed to park your car in front of a fire hydrant and genocide you might be fully carbrained.

What’s a foyer?