@kangaroosgalore.bsky.social
ABC TV Australia are interviewing Lang Lang “the best Pianist in the world.
It’s just as well I don’t work in the media. I would need to say “The biggest Pianist in the world” despite knowing how inappropriate the joke would be.
It’s just as well I don’t work in the media. I would need to say “The biggest Pianist in the world” despite knowing how inappropriate the joke would be.
June 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
ABC TV Australia are interviewing Lang Lang “the best Pianist in the world.
It’s just as well I don’t work in the media. I would need to say “The biggest Pianist in the world” despite knowing how inappropriate the joke would be.
It’s just as well I don’t work in the media. I would need to say “The biggest Pianist in the world” despite knowing how inappropriate the joke would be.
All these strikes on Iran, has Netanyahu run out of apartment towers to bomb in Palestine and the West Bank?*
How many munitions do Israel receive every month?
*I don’t understand everything about global politics. But I see innocent people dying.
How many munitions do Israel receive every month?
*I don’t understand everything about global politics. But I see innocent people dying.
June 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
All these strikes on Iran, has Netanyahu run out of apartment towers to bomb in Palestine and the West Bank?*
How many munitions do Israel receive every month?
*I don’t understand everything about global politics. But I see innocent people dying.
How many munitions do Israel receive every month?
*I don’t understand everything about global politics. But I see innocent people dying.
Now that the national guard are on the streets where there are protests, perhaps it is time to break out the bouncy castles? We need clowns and flowers and satire.
As a subject, I know how much of a distraction this was the first time it was talked about, but perhaps it is time to reconsider?
As a subject, I know how much of a distraction this was the first time it was talked about, but perhaps it is time to reconsider?
June 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Now that the national guard are on the streets where there are protests, perhaps it is time to break out the bouncy castles? We need clowns and flowers and satire.
As a subject, I know how much of a distraction this was the first time it was talked about, but perhaps it is time to reconsider?
As a subject, I know how much of a distraction this was the first time it was talked about, but perhaps it is time to reconsider?
I don’t think Trump would qualify to become the Pope.
But the new Pope could run for the US Presidency.
But the new Pope could run for the US Presidency.
May 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I don’t think Trump would qualify to become the Pope.
But the new Pope could run for the US Presidency.
But the new Pope could run for the US Presidency.
I will wait for the senate results to come in, but I look forward to texting Mr H Fong back about some of the Trumpet policies.
May 3, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I will wait for the senate results to come in, but I look forward to texting Mr H Fong back about some of the Trumpet policies.
The trumpet has finally blown some truth, a vote for one nation is a vote for Liberal.
What they fail to mention is that Clive was a member of coalition parties, somehow became a billionaire ( ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ), and now runs a party to capture the whacko vote and preference the Coalition.
🤑👔⌚️🤝🏻⏱️👔🤑💰
#auspol
What they fail to mention is that Clive was a member of coalition parties, somehow became a billionaire ( ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ), and now runs a party to capture the whacko vote and preference the Coalition.
🤑👔⌚️🤝🏻⏱️👔🤑💰
#auspol
April 30, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The trumpet has finally blown some truth, a vote for one nation is a vote for Liberal.
What they fail to mention is that Clive was a member of coalition parties, somehow became a billionaire ( ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ), and now runs a party to capture the whacko vote and preference the Coalition.
🤑👔⌚️🤝🏻⏱️👔🤑💰
#auspol
What they fail to mention is that Clive was a member of coalition parties, somehow became a billionaire ( ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ), and now runs a party to capture the whacko vote and preference the Coalition.
🤑👔⌚️🤝🏻⏱️👔🤑💰
#auspol
Whenever a call centre contacts me with Spam or Scam I block the number then add it to my address book under the appropriate category.
I have quite the collection of numbers.
Which makes me wonder….
How would I go about getting these numbers added to spam lists?
I have quite the collection of numbers.
Which makes me wonder….
How would I go about getting these numbers added to spam lists?
April 28, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Whenever a call centre contacts me with Spam or Scam I block the number then add it to my address book under the appropriate category.
I have quite the collection of numbers.
Which makes me wonder….
How would I go about getting these numbers added to spam lists?
I have quite the collection of numbers.
Which makes me wonder….
How would I go about getting these numbers added to spam lists?
You have to wonder; how many confidential conversations full of national secrets were in her bag?
#KirstiNoem
#SignalGate
#KirstiNoem
#SignalGate
April 22, 2025 at 5:13 AM
You have to wonder; how many confidential conversations full of national secrets were in her bag?
#KirstiNoem
#SignalGate
#KirstiNoem
#SignalGate
There are plenty of people on here saying Vance killed the pope.
Do they believe this?
Are they making a joke?
All I know is that the arrogance of Vance to insist he meet the frail, aging and unwell pontiff when first declined is insensitive, arrogant and shows a complete lack of empathy. 1/2
Do they believe this?
Are they making a joke?
All I know is that the arrogance of Vance to insist he meet the frail, aging and unwell pontiff when first declined is insensitive, arrogant and shows a complete lack of empathy. 1/2
April 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
There are plenty of people on here saying Vance killed the pope.
Do they believe this?
Are they making a joke?
All I know is that the arrogance of Vance to insist he meet the frail, aging and unwell pontiff when first declined is insensitive, arrogant and shows a complete lack of empathy. 1/2
Do they believe this?
Are they making a joke?
All I know is that the arrogance of Vance to insist he meet the frail, aging and unwell pontiff when first declined is insensitive, arrogant and shows a complete lack of empathy. 1/2
I would expect nothing less from Vlad the Imp.
I can’t wait for the accusations from Russia via Donald that it was Ukraines fault.
I can’t wait for the accusations from Russia via Donald that it was Ukraines fault.
Zelenskyy accuses Putin of creating ‘impression’ of a ceasefire and says Russian shelling has continued – Ukraine war live
Zelenskyy accuses Putin of creating ‘impression’ of a ceasefire and says Russian shelling has continued – Ukraine war live
‘Easter truce’ ordered by Putin on Saturday but Ukraine president says Russian army continuing efforts to advance
Luke Harding, a Guardian foreign correspondent, writes that the ceasefire declaration came amid reports that the White House was ready to recognise Russian control of Crimea as part of a broad US proposal to end the war in Ukraine.
Here is an extract from his piece:
According to sources cited by Bloomberg, the US may be willing to give Putin a strategic victory and to accept Russian control over the peninsula. In 2014, Russian special forces seized Crimea, which Putin annexed after a sham referendum.
US diplomatic recognition would violate the UN charter and the post-1945 consensus that countries cannot seize territory by force. Most states, including the UK, have refused to recognise Russia’s illegal takeover. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
April 20, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I would expect nothing less from Vlad the Imp.
I can’t wait for the accusations from Russia via Donald that it was Ukraines fault.
I can’t wait for the accusations from Russia via Donald that it was Ukraines fault.
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Before the election, I warned that there is no safe haven under authoritarianism.
If they can ship Kilmar Abrego Garcia to a foreign prison—accused of no crime, with no trial—they can do it to anyone.
Americans of conscience must stand against this now.
If they can ship Kilmar Abrego Garcia to a foreign prison—accused of no crime, with no trial—they can do it to anyone.
Americans of conscience must stand against this now.
April 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Before the election, I warned that there is no safe haven under authoritarianism.
If they can ship Kilmar Abrego Garcia to a foreign prison—accused of no crime, with no trial—they can do it to anyone.
Americans of conscience must stand against this now.
If they can ship Kilmar Abrego Garcia to a foreign prison—accused of no crime, with no trial—they can do it to anyone.
Americans of conscience must stand against this now.
Just a reminder to all those being disenfranchised from their voting powers by Republican anti voting tactics.
No taxation without representation.
No taxation without representation.
April 14, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Just a reminder to all those being disenfranchised from their voting powers by Republican anti voting tactics.
No taxation without representation.
No taxation without representation.
Donald’s Toadies were attacking Australia for not importing US beef when we are happy to export to them.
Our beef is better and cheaper ya’ drongo.
Anyway, the US was exporting $2.5B of beef to China every year….
Do you want to guess who is selling another $2.5B of beefbto China now?
🇦🇺🇦🇺🦘
Our beef is better and cheaper ya’ drongo.
Anyway, the US was exporting $2.5B of beef to China every year….
Do you want to guess who is selling another $2.5B of beefbto China now?
🇦🇺🇦🇺🦘
TARIFF BACKPEDAL!
Let’s celebrate that he is now only imposing 10% tariffs on 75 countries that were ‘good’. (For the next three months)
Good luck America!
Let’s celebrate that he is now only imposing 10% tariffs on 75 countries that were ‘good’. (For the next three months)
Good luck America!
April 14, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Donald’s Toadies were attacking Australia for not importing US beef when we are happy to export to them.
Our beef is better and cheaper ya’ drongo.
Anyway, the US was exporting $2.5B of beef to China every year….
Do you want to guess who is selling another $2.5B of beefbto China now?
🇦🇺🇦🇺🦘
Our beef is better and cheaper ya’ drongo.
Anyway, the US was exporting $2.5B of beef to China every year….
Do you want to guess who is selling another $2.5B of beefbto China now?
🇦🇺🇦🇺🦘
Just a reminder that the American administration is still sacking people who do jobs that they don’t understand.
This is like sacking sanitation workers because you think your shit just flushes away all by itself. 1/8
This is like sacking sanitation workers because you think your shit just flushes away all by itself. 1/8
April 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Just a reminder that the American administration is still sacking people who do jobs that they don’t understand.
This is like sacking sanitation workers because you think your shit just flushes away all by itself. 1/8
This is like sacking sanitation workers because you think your shit just flushes away all by itself. 1/8
What is a revolution?
April 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
What is a revolution?
TARIFF BACKPEDAL!
Let’s celebrate that he is now only imposing 10% tariffs on 75 countries that were ‘good’. (For the next three months)
Good luck America!
Let’s celebrate that he is now only imposing 10% tariffs on 75 countries that were ‘good’. (For the next three months)
Good luck America!
April 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
TARIFF BACKPEDAL!
Let’s celebrate that he is now only imposing 10% tariffs on 75 countries that were ‘good’. (For the next three months)
Good luck America!
Let’s celebrate that he is now only imposing 10% tariffs on 75 countries that were ‘good’. (For the next three months)
Good luck America!
NEW SONG ALERT, Hope They Enjoy CHEAPER EGGS
YouTube video by Tennessee Brando
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April 9, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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Most birds have a fight or flight response.
He forgot we’re flightless birds.
He forgot we’re flightless birds.
April 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Most birds have a fight or flight response.
He forgot we’re flightless birds.
He forgot we’re flightless birds.
This!
All of it comes down to this.
You won’t miss it until it’s gone.
All of it comes down to this.
You won’t miss it until it’s gone.
A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
April 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
This!
All of it comes down to this.
You won’t miss it until it’s gone.
All of it comes down to this.
You won’t miss it until it’s gone.
How was everyone’s Monday?
Is America Great Again?
Is America Great Again?
April 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
How was everyone’s Monday?
Is America Great Again?
Is America Great Again?
They are going to wait another week, allowing the pain to get really strong before they 25 him.
Then you will welcome president James.
The oligarchs will welcome president James.
The stock market will welcome president James.
The media will welcome president James.
AND YOU WILL WELCOME PRESIDENT JD!
Then you will welcome president James.
The oligarchs will welcome president James.
The stock market will welcome president James.
The media will welcome president James.
AND YOU WILL WELCOME PRESIDENT JD!
April 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
They are going to wait another week, allowing the pain to get really strong before they 25 him.
Then you will welcome president James.
The oligarchs will welcome president James.
The stock market will welcome president James.
The media will welcome president James.
AND YOU WILL WELCOME PRESIDENT JD!
Then you will welcome president James.
The oligarchs will welcome president James.
The stock market will welcome president James.
The media will welcome president James.
AND YOU WILL WELCOME PRESIDENT JD!
Let’s check in on the previously healthy patients vital statistics.
How is the patient doing this week?
How is the patient doing this week?
REPORTER: The markets today are way down. The worst day in years. Because of the tariffs. So, how's it going?
TRUMP: I think it's going very well. It was an operation like when a patient gets operated on.
TRUMP: I think it's going very well. It was an operation like when a patient gets operated on.
April 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Let’s check in on the previously healthy patients vital statistics.
How is the patient doing this week?
How is the patient doing this week?
I want a new eco standard for LED light bulbs.
Instead of 10’000 hours I want 100’000 hours to be the new standard.
Maybe then manufacturers will put some thought and effort into making circuitry around the LED that will at least last for 10’000 hours.
Instead of 10’000 hours I want 100’000 hours to be the new standard.
Maybe then manufacturers will put some thought and effort into making circuitry around the LED that will at least last for 10’000 hours.
April 6, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I want a new eco standard for LED light bulbs.
Instead of 10’000 hours I want 100’000 hours to be the new standard.
Maybe then manufacturers will put some thought and effort into making circuitry around the LED that will at least last for 10’000 hours.
Instead of 10’000 hours I want 100’000 hours to be the new standard.
Maybe then manufacturers will put some thought and effort into making circuitry around the LED that will at least last for 10’000 hours.
This isn’t how it works.
Never believe a public relations person when they tell you something is a secret.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Never believe a public relations person when they tell you something is a secret.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Molly Russell: Meta and Pinterest make secret charity donation
Meta and Pinterest have agreed to donate to a charity set up in the name of schoolgirl Molly Russell.
www.bbc.com
April 5, 2025 at 11:55 AM
This isn’t how it works.
Never believe a public relations person when they tell you something is a secret.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Never believe a public relations person when they tell you something is a secret.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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“Trump stock market rally is far outpacing past US presidents!” and “You can’t really watch the stock market" are the Republican "We've always been at war with Eastasia" "We've always been at war with Eurasia" doublethink slogans of our modern dystopia.
April 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
“Trump stock market rally is far outpacing past US presidents!” and “You can’t really watch the stock market" are the Republican "We've always been at war with Eastasia" "We've always been at war with Eurasia" doublethink slogans of our modern dystopia.