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gaming, shitty music, sillymaxxing, vegan btw

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sbadam and sbeve
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 AM
if you don't have something unhinged to say then don't say anything at all
October 14, 2025 at 10:06 AM
awake, but at the cost of being awake🤔💭⭕
August 26, 2025 at 7:14 AM
This is my misanthropic confession
Human beings are a waste of breath
And don't think I exclude myself
I'm an asshole just like you

'Cause people are ugly
And people are hateful
Destructive and greedy, we're proud and ungrateful
The world would be so much better off without us
June 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
There will come a day when our cells won't regenerate
And everyone you know will rot away, rot away
Your friends and enemies and all your family
We will all be buried in the ground, in the ground
Let's make the most of it
Cause life's too short to fuck with
June 24, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Reposted
If a dog 'is for life, not just for Christmas' how comes we barely have any leftovers come New Years?
June 7, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Write these words back down inside
We have burned their villages and all the people in them died
We adopt their customs and everything they say we steal
All the dreams they had we kill

Everything you say - you stole
Every dream you dream - you bought
June 6, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Please someone
Teach me how to swim
Please, don't let me drown
June 5, 2025 at 9:53 AM
masturbate to a single note
June 4, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I eat rocks
And I breathe wind
I've been around the world and back again
I've lost the static
The gray is gone
I have the power of a million exploding suns
June 4, 2025 at 8:57 AM
So sing for every buried moment
That you'd thought would never end
And sing your fears about the future
And a dirge for faded friends
For all the love that you had held to
Why it somehow failed to keep
And sing each minute you've been frightened
Every hour that you've lost sleep
June 3, 2025 at 11:03 AM
We're all human, we fuck up
We hurt ourselves and each other and have trouble fessing up
To the shit that we create
We're running from instead of trying to set the record straight
When will we learn to forgive
And let go of all of our hurt and regrets that make it hard to live
May 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
'Cause it's the end of the world, and I don't give a shit
The earth will be a better place without you and me
So I climb up on my roof to throw myself from it
Because doom, death, and destruction is all I see
May 27, 2025 at 10:45 AM
well, I just wanna lay down, but fuck it, I'll fight
May 23, 2025 at 11:14 AM
if it works it aint stupid

except me i'm stupid when i work as well
May 15, 2025 at 1:26 PM
"eating vaseline is just pre-lubing your colon"
May 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
May 8, 2025 at 1:01 PM
you look at the sticky notes on your wall,
they're good at keeping track
of what you've failed to do,
of what you haven't even tried to do,
all the promises you've made to friends, teachers and yourself that you've broken in time.
May 8, 2025 at 8:45 AM
LOOK WHAT ARRIVED TODAY
May 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
i keep mixing up deafheaven and oathbreaker and now instead of black metal i am listening to post-black metal, will these struggles never end god damn
May 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
this is me with my fully developed frontal lobe btw, it's only downhill from here.
April 28, 2025 at 10:52 AM
me, with rizz: "yes i did buy a domain for the sole purpose of having a custom bsky handle, why do you ask?"
them: "...literally NO ONE asked"
April 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
BREATH OF FIRE IV JUST GOT RELEASED ON GOG
www.gog.com/en/game/brea...
Breath of Fire IV
In a far-
www.gog.com
April 25, 2025 at 9:47 AM
you cant spell advertisements without semen between the tits
April 19, 2025 at 10:26 AM
internet today tilts me more than usual, why is there so many non-empathetic pieces of trash, i wanna leave
April 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM