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We are a country whose Constitution, according to the Supreme Court, gives our own presidents immunity for crimes committed while in office, but we will prosecute presidents of other countries for alleged crimes and invade them to execute arrest warrants.
January 5, 2026 at 1:07 AM
We are a country whose Constitution, according to the Supreme Court, gives our own presidents immunity for crimes committed while in office, but we will prosecute presidents of other countries for alleged crimes and invade them to execute arrest warrants.
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Standing US senators are advocating for ethnic cleaning of the US. “Denaturalizing” and deporting “Legal and Illegal Muslims”
Like, all Muslims.
Fuck this congress forever.
Like, all Muslims.
Fuck this congress forever.
January 5, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Standing US senators are advocating for ethnic cleaning of the US. “Denaturalizing” and deporting “Legal and Illegal Muslims”
Like, all Muslims.
Fuck this congress forever.
Like, all Muslims.
Fuck this congress forever.
“We are betting billions that Wylie coyote will not look down.”
- Ed Zitron in regards to the AI bubble
- Ed Zitron in regards to the AI bubble
January 5, 2026 at 1:29 PM
“We are betting billions that Wylie coyote will not look down.”
- Ed Zitron in regards to the AI bubble
- Ed Zitron in regards to the AI bubble
He is going to go for Nigeria next. If both that and Venezuela go on challenged, he will go for Greenland. If that doesn’t result in war, he will go for Canada.
When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.
When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.
January 4, 2026 at 2:28 PM
He is going to go for Nigeria next. If both that and Venezuela go on challenged, he will go for Greenland. If that doesn’t result in war, he will go for Canada.
When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.
When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.
Can we eat the rich finally? Please?
January 3, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Can we eat the rich finally? Please?
Kennedy. Kassidy. The president just declared war without your say so. Either gobble up his metaphorical cock for all to see or do your fucking jobs and make him answer for it.
Reminder to all Louisianians that Kassidy is up for reelection this year.
Reminder to all Louisianians that Kassidy is up for reelection this year.
January 3, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Kennedy. Kassidy. The president just declared war without your say so. Either gobble up his metaphorical cock for all to see or do your fucking jobs and make him answer for it.
Reminder to all Louisianians that Kassidy is up for reelection this year.
Reminder to all Louisianians that Kassidy is up for reelection this year.
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So it's appropriate to arrest a world leader if you consider them criminal? You can just go get them? Just asking questions here.
January 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
So it's appropriate to arrest a world leader if you consider them criminal? You can just go get them? Just asking questions here.
If foreign leaders can justify invading another nation and stealing their leadership by saying that they were engaged in criminality, I want to point to our 34 time felon president and make a shrugging gesture, for basically no reason.
January 3, 2026 at 5:28 PM
If foreign leaders can justify invading another nation and stealing their leadership by saying that they were engaged in criminality, I want to point to our 34 time felon president and make a shrugging gesture, for basically no reason.
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So the the FIFA Peace Prize truly was meaningless after all?
January 3, 2026 at 4:19 PM
So the the FIFA Peace Prize truly was meaningless after all?
“I am Charlie Kirk” is cosplay of a parody of “I am Spartacus”
January 2, 2026 at 11:29 PM
“I am Charlie Kirk” is cosplay of a parody of “I am Spartacus”
When addressing anything about the modern right wing, there is an instinct to say “you couldn’t make this shit up”, which is really a failing on our part because they are making all this shit up
January 2, 2026 at 8:30 PM
When addressing anything about the modern right wing, there is an instinct to say “you couldn’t make this shit up”, which is really a failing on our part because they are making all this shit up
Presidential tweet or skeletor meme? Same vibe.
January 2, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Presidential tweet or skeletor meme? Same vibe.
Which person do you think is worse:
1) the person who rapes a 13 year old?
2) the person who lets hundreds of thousands under their stewardship die?
3) The person who bans children from seeing their parent’s grave?
Oh wait, these are just all Trump.
1) the person who rapes a 13 year old?
2) the person who lets hundreds of thousands under their stewardship die?
3) The person who bans children from seeing their parent’s grave?
Oh wait, these are just all Trump.
December 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Which person do you think is worse:
1) the person who rapes a 13 year old?
2) the person who lets hundreds of thousands under their stewardship die?
3) The person who bans children from seeing their parent’s grave?
Oh wait, these are just all Trump.
1) the person who rapes a 13 year old?
2) the person who lets hundreds of thousands under their stewardship die?
3) The person who bans children from seeing their parent’s grave?
Oh wait, these are just all Trump.
Merry Christmas to everyone, even the pedophile rapist in the White House who is currently hiring more people to do emergency edits of the Epstein Files! The man whose dick being so small that his rape victims couldn’t tell the difference between his it and his thumb (tiny. Sad)!
December 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Merry Christmas to everyone, even the pedophile rapist in the White House who is currently hiring more people to do emergency edits of the Epstein Files! The man whose dick being so small that his rape victims couldn’t tell the difference between his it and his thumb (tiny. Sad)!
Kyle Gas should restart Tenacious D with John Popper. Basically the same voice as Jack Black, plus kickass harmonica.
December 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Kyle Gas should restart Tenacious D with John Popper. Basically the same voice as Jack Black, plus kickass harmonica.
“I want Greenland, and not because people are getting close to showing all the gross shit I did with Epstein.”
- Trump, probably
- Trump, probably
December 23, 2025 at 1:14 PM
“I want Greenland, and not because people are getting close to showing all the gross shit I did with Epstein.”
- Trump, probably
- Trump, probably
Do you know how I know that nothing is gonna come from the Trump appoint stopping legal pursuits against cryptocurrency scams while holding $150,000 of cryptocurrency?
Because we caught one of them with $50,000 in an envelope and no one gave a shit.
Because we caught one of them with $50,000 in an envelope and no one gave a shit.
December 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Do you know how I know that nothing is gonna come from the Trump appoint stopping legal pursuits against cryptocurrency scams while holding $150,000 of cryptocurrency?
Because we caught one of them with $50,000 in an envelope and no one gave a shit.
Because we caught one of them with $50,000 in an envelope and no one gave a shit.
CBS is the new Fox News.
December 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
CBS is the new Fox News.
Mike Johnson is what happens if you take Kevin McCarthy, remove the meager spine, and fill the empty space with denial, Christian platitudes, and second copies of ‘The art of the deal’
December 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Mike Johnson is what happens if you take Kevin McCarthy, remove the meager spine, and fill the empty space with denial, Christian platitudes, and second copies of ‘The art of the deal’
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Will assholes getting their shit rocked in boxing matches bring about the world we want to live in? No.
Does it bring healing to my soul, joy to my community, restore the literal light of the winter sun to the sky as the days get longer and the nights grow shorter? Yes.
Does it bring healing to my soul, joy to my community, restore the literal light of the winter sun to the sky as the days get longer and the nights grow shorter? Yes.
December 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Will assholes getting their shit rocked in boxing matches bring about the world we want to live in? No.
Does it bring healing to my soul, joy to my community, restore the literal light of the winter sun to the sky as the days get longer and the nights grow shorter? Yes.
Does it bring healing to my soul, joy to my community, restore the literal light of the winter sun to the sky as the days get longer and the nights grow shorter? Yes.
This administration’s energy policy is the equivalent of insisting that all forms come through the fax machine.
December 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
This administration’s energy policy is the equivalent of insisting that all forms come through the fax machine.
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The Trump administration is calling fentanyl “a weapon of mass destruction“ and using that as a reason to go after South American targets. They’ve also accidentally revealed that their whole goal is to do a Venezuelan regime change. So we’re poised to invade a mineral rich nation over WMD’s.
Iraq.
Iraq.
December 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The Trump administration is calling fentanyl “a weapon of mass destruction“ and using that as a reason to go after South American targets. They’ve also accidentally revealed that their whole goal is to do a Venezuelan regime change. So we’re poised to invade a mineral rich nation over WMD’s.
Iraq.
Iraq.