I’ve been informed that when pulling into a handicap spot, it isn’t necessary to yell “IT’S MY HOLE! IT WAS MADE FOR ME!!”
December 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I’ve been informed that when pulling into a handicap spot, it isn’t necessary to yell “IT’S MY HOLE! IT WAS MADE FOR ME!!”
Got into an argument because I remarked that it was ironic that someone in a flight simulator was killed when a real-life plane crashed into them.
Other person: “That’s not weird. It was a flight school, of course there were planes there.”
Me: That’s not what I said…?
Other person: “That’s not weird. It was a flight school, of course there were planes there.”
Me: That’s not what I said…?
June 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Got into an argument because I remarked that it was ironic that someone in a flight simulator was killed when a real-life plane crashed into them.
Other person: “That’s not weird. It was a flight school, of course there were planes there.”
Me: That’s not what I said…?
Other person: “That’s not weird. It was a flight school, of course there were planes there.”
Me: That’s not what I said…?
ADHD be like
“Veggies for lunch. Check”
“Veggie dip. Check”
“Orange.”
“…”
*Mentally replays the interview with Eminem where he describes rhyming words with ‘orange’*
“Y’know, he didn’t invent slant rhymes…”
“Veggies for lunch. Check”
“Veggie dip. Check”
“Orange.”
“…”
*Mentally replays the interview with Eminem where he describes rhyming words with ‘orange’*
“Y’know, he didn’t invent slant rhymes…”
January 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
ADHD be like
“Veggies for lunch. Check”
“Veggie dip. Check”
“Orange.”
“…”
*Mentally replays the interview with Eminem where he describes rhyming words with ‘orange’*
“Y’know, he didn’t invent slant rhymes…”
“Veggies for lunch. Check”
“Veggie dip. Check”
“Orange.”
“…”
*Mentally replays the interview with Eminem where he describes rhyming words with ‘orange’*
“Y’know, he didn’t invent slant rhymes…”
I’m treating to current political climate like I would a terminal disease: ignore it until I die
January 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I’m treating to current political climate like I would a terminal disease: ignore it until I die
Anyone else getting ghost followers?
You get a notification saying they followed you, but they don’t appear on your in-app notifications?
You get a notification saying they followed you, but they don’t appear on your in-app notifications?
January 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Anyone else getting ghost followers?
You get a notification saying they followed you, but they don’t appear on your in-app notifications?
You get a notification saying they followed you, but they don’t appear on your in-app notifications?
It wasn’t until a few weeks ago it hit me.
I was getting groceries on my way home from work and I heard Blink 182’s ‘All the Small Things’ playing from the store’s speakers.
It was then that I realized…
My store’s awesome!
I was getting groceries on my way home from work and I heard Blink 182’s ‘All the Small Things’ playing from the store’s speakers.
It was then that I realized…
My store’s awesome!
January 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
It wasn’t until a few weeks ago it hit me.
I was getting groceries on my way home from work and I heard Blink 182’s ‘All the Small Things’ playing from the store’s speakers.
It was then that I realized…
My store’s awesome!
I was getting groceries on my way home from work and I heard Blink 182’s ‘All the Small Things’ playing from the store’s speakers.
It was then that I realized…
My store’s awesome!
Reposted by Karl Kadaver
balatro should have a coulrophobia mode where it replaces all the jesters with spiders
January 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
balatro should have a coulrophobia mode where it replaces all the jesters with spiders
If I had a nickel for every time I played an RPG where I befriended the first character I met just to have them die in the first act, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.
January 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
If I had a nickel for every time I played an RPG where I befriended the first character I met just to have them die in the first act, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.
Reposted by Karl Kadaver
Game: It’s recommended you be at least Lvl. 65 to beat this enemy.
Me at level 40 about to get my shit rocked: Well I recommend you suck my ass.
Me at level 40 about to get my shit rocked: Well I recommend you suck my ass.
December 23, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Game: It’s recommended you be at least Lvl. 65 to beat this enemy.
Me at level 40 about to get my shit rocked: Well I recommend you suck my ass.
Me at level 40 about to get my shit rocked: Well I recommend you suck my ass.
WHY DIDNT LITERALLY ANYONE TELL ME THAT [wildly popular game that I just now got around to playing] WAS GOOD???
December 23, 2024 at 10:39 PM
WHY DIDNT LITERALLY ANYONE TELL ME THAT [wildly popular game that I just now got around to playing] WAS GOOD???
Here’s some unsolicited parenting advice:
Don’t try to make your child a mini you. Let them be the best version of themself.
Try to take an interest in the things they’re interested in, even if it’s just acknowledging it. Don’t put them down for having an interest, bare minimum.
Don’t try to make your child a mini you. Let them be the best version of themself.
Try to take an interest in the things they’re interested in, even if it’s just acknowledging it. Don’t put them down for having an interest, bare minimum.
December 16, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Here’s some unsolicited parenting advice:
Don’t try to make your child a mini you. Let them be the best version of themself.
Try to take an interest in the things they’re interested in, even if it’s just acknowledging it. Don’t put them down for having an interest, bare minimum.
Don’t try to make your child a mini you. Let them be the best version of themself.
Try to take an interest in the things they’re interested in, even if it’s just acknowledging it. Don’t put them down for having an interest, bare minimum.
Look Ma, I’m an influencer!
December 16, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Look Ma, I’m an influencer!
Son: “Dad, I can’t use the PC while this game’s installing. I’m bored.”
Me, seeing an opportunity: “Let me teach you about Dark Souls on the PS4.”
Me, seeing an opportunity: “Let me teach you about Dark Souls on the PS4.”
December 15, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Son: “Dad, I can’t use the PC while this game’s installing. I’m bored.”
Me, seeing an opportunity: “Let me teach you about Dark Souls on the PS4.”
Me, seeing an opportunity: “Let me teach you about Dark Souls on the PS4.”
Reposted by Karl Kadaver
The surest sign I’ve found that someone I follow is a scammer is if they dm me.😒
December 14, 2024 at 2:57 AM
The surest sign I’ve found that someone I follow is a scammer is if they dm me.😒
8 likes on two posts in the same day?!
I’m doing numbers, baby!
I’m doing numbers, baby!
December 10, 2024 at 2:21 PM
8 likes on two posts in the same day?!
I’m doing numbers, baby!
I’m doing numbers, baby!
Been treating Bluesky like a big ass Discord server where you can just post and/or reply to whatever you want, whenever you want, and I’m having so much fun because of it.
December 9, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Been treating Bluesky like a big ass Discord server where you can just post and/or reply to whatever you want, whenever you want, and I’m having so much fun because of it.
This is why I don’t dm people here.
I waited three hours for a response before I blocked them.
If you open by asking where I’m from, I’m just going to assume you’re a scammer.
I waited three hours for a response before I blocked them.
If you open by asking where I’m from, I’m just going to assume you’re a scammer.
December 6, 2024 at 1:26 PM
This is why I don’t dm people here.
I waited three hours for a response before I blocked them.
If you open by asking where I’m from, I’m just going to assume you’re a scammer.
I waited three hours for a response before I blocked them.
If you open by asking where I’m from, I’m just going to assume you’re a scammer.
Every time, all the time.
Every
Fucking
Time
Every
Fucking
Time
December 5, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Every time, all the time.
Every
Fucking
Time
Every
Fucking
Time
I wonder if people who get blocked get notifications like when someone follows you. 🤔
December 5, 2024 at 12:24 AM
I wonder if people who get blocked get notifications like when someone follows you. 🤔
*fangirly squealing*
Too bad I don’t have a PS5 :(
Too bad I don’t have a PS5 :(
December 2, 2024 at 1:50 AM
*fangirly squealing*
Too bad I don’t have a PS5 :(
Too bad I don’t have a PS5 :(
Played Risk with friends for the first time in almost a decade.
The dice still hate me.
The dice still hate me.
December 2, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Played Risk with friends for the first time in almost a decade.
The dice still hate me.
The dice still hate me.
What do you do in Red Dead Online if you don’t have friends? The world feels so empty.
November 29, 2024 at 8:02 PM
What do you do in Red Dead Online if you don’t have friends? The world feels so empty.
I’m begging people.
Please please please learn the difference between:
Wary and Weary
Lead and Led
Woman and Women
And for the love of all that is good and holy please stop using an apostrophe to denote a plural word.
Please please please learn the difference between:
Wary and Weary
Lead and Led
Woman and Women
And for the love of all that is good and holy please stop using an apostrophe to denote a plural word.
November 25, 2024 at 2:49 PM
I’m begging people.
Please please please learn the difference between:
Wary and Weary
Lead and Led
Woman and Women
And for the love of all that is good and holy please stop using an apostrophe to denote a plural word.
Please please please learn the difference between:
Wary and Weary
Lead and Led
Woman and Women
And for the love of all that is good and holy please stop using an apostrophe to denote a plural word.