karl the fog
@karlthefog.bsky.social
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the san francisco fog. have fun always carrying a light sweater.
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morning erika how are you
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Democracy is dying, but at least last night's rain puts an end to 3 weeks of nonstop humidity. So at least we have that going for us.
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📣 PSA for those going to this Foggy #Folsom: You still need sunscreen when I'm around - otherwise you're gonna end up with a very weird sunburn for a very long time
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See? I listen to the people. I'm a kind and benevolent fog.
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ANNOUNCEMENT: I'm officially throwing my hat in the ring. Reasons I should be your next supervisor...

🌎 Most tenured resident in the Sunset (by thousands of years)

🧥 Can accurately represent the needs of the 365 day jacket wearing contingency

☁️ Greatest provider of shade in SF
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Can you hear that? It's the sound of me walking back my words
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Everyone in SF tonight as they're turning on the heat and finding a 4th blanket to sleep under: "There's gonna be a heat wave? Tomorrow? As in... one sleep?"
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Everyone in SF tonight as they're turning on the heat and finding a 4th blanket to sleep under: "There's gonna be a heat wave? Tomorrow? As in... one sleep?"
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Sorry for the tears this morning, just crying about <gestures broadly at everything in America>
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Disgustingly sunny or gloriously foggy, you should definitely swing by this Thursday to walk around the Dunes and pay homage to me

🚶🏻☁️🚶🏽‍♀️☁️🚶🏾‍♂️☁️
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😶‍🌫️ Happy Fogust from us &. @karlthefog.bsky.social 😶‍🌫️
*This Thursday* Aug 21 5-7pm, come to Sunset Dunes and Noriega for our Fogust merch drop & party!

We’ll have
🎶 Live music and games
🆓 Free posters for the first 100 and a secret vintage gift for the first 25 👀
🧢Merch to buy
🌫️Foggy vibes
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😶‍🌫️ Sure, we’ve seen the sun over the last few days but it’s FOGUST, baby, and it’s a great time to Visit Sunset Dunes™️ with @karlthefog.bsky.social and grab free Sunset Dunes posters (get there early - while supplies last).
Next Thursday, Aug 21 5-7pm at Noriega.
Visit Sunset Dunes. Fogust merch drop & party. Thursday Aug 21 5-7PM at noriega. First 100 get a free Sunset Dunes poster
First 25 get a free secret vintage gift
Live music, games, merch & foggy delights
Presented by Friends of Sunset Dunes + Karl the Fog
Reposted by karl the fog
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Should have called this place Graysky but no one asked me
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Deal but in September
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Contrary to what you'd expect I'm all gas and no chill
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✔️ Work every day for a month
✔️ Break 40+ year records
✔️ End ☁️No Sky July☁️ with a bang
Picture of fog over San Francisco that's heading downtown to hide the AI overlords
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4 weather phrases everyone should know ☁️🌈
A picture of fog with a caption: "a visible mass of condensed water vapor, often considered the greatest weather to exist, humans are lucky to be alive at the same time as this gift to planet earth" A picture of a rainbow with a caption: "a multicolored art made by light striking water droplets, brings joy to everyone who sees one, good vibes only" A picture of Ice with the caption: "a modern day gestapo of masked monsters terrorizing the US, stand up and protect our communities: ask if they have a warrant signed by a judge, ask for their name, and record anything you can" A picture of sunshine with a caption: "direct light from the sun over a large area, usually only happens in the unfortunate event of no fog, citizens are encouraged to stay inside to avoid a miserable experience"
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And then the fog said, let there be sky, and there was sky
San Francisco with the sky showing for the first time in 291 days
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No thanks I'm taken
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"The coldest winter I ever spent was the summer of 2025 in San Francisco" -Mark Twain