Chuck Schumer tweet: if Trump is so serious about getting rid of aliens by any means necessary, why doesn't he release the UFO files? 😜

Gustavo Petro tweet: the souls of Caesar, Tarik, Biohó, and Bolivar visited me and told me to counter-tariff the rabid Yanqui dog.

I found out the way everyone should find out: by the town crier running down the street yelling out all his baseball reference stats.

The best thing about this is that they got the big letters back. 🥹