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Heather is chugging pumpkin spice

@katanaangel.bsky.social

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She/Her, still part of the American Doll Posse. Shrimp. Heaven. NOW. Located in Deep 13. 日本語はちょっとちょっと

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Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · Jun 11

If anyone attacks me plain clothes I am going to bite and scream and fight, fuuuuuck this secret police horseshit.

If I'm sent off to the re-education camps at least remember that I just am trying to help others

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · Jun 11

None of these guys are in proper uniforms. How is the target here supposed to assume this Sicario bullshit is actually the cops?

Sean Beckner-Carmitchel @acatwithnews.bsky.social · Jun 11

BREAKING: A few minutes ago, a vehicle of three people was rammed by a truck belonging to federal immigration authorities in Boyle Heights, CA. According to security footage shown to me, they deployed chemical munitions & detained the driver at gunpoint. All are US citizens according to the wife.

Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 2h

Okay, the queue is.... yikes.

Gonna turn on background noise MST3K and get to it.

Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 11h

Manifest and goodnight

Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 12h

The weather on the east coast and the nor'easter are probably making things even worse, when I was in NE last week it was finally cooling down, hopefully there's some cool air on the way further south.

Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 12h

MACK-EN-ACK

Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 12h

Always an opportunist. Always.

a man in a suit and tie stands next to another man

Alt: a man in a suit and tie tapping the side of his nose with a pen

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Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 12h

Nah its not worth it. Load up an episode of Bluey or maybe even just put some music on, I'm not even gonna touch the disc horse right now.

Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 15h

a man in a red shirt is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and says how i 'm feeling .

Alt: A man throwing his hands up in disgust and falling out of his chair, with the words "how I'm feeling" up above

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Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 15h

Oh yeah I gotta go back to work tomorrow.

Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 15h

Sometimes I go with a bowl of cereal when nothing sounds good.
(When I get really hot, too, the desire to cook goes out the window)

Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 16h

Can you touch some soil instead? That's pre-grass.

Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 16h

I guess that's one way of looking at it, but its still strange that he's not trying to hype himself up for the stairway to heaven.

Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 16h

Like I know in the past he's had little quips about heaven but this is something else entirely, what the heck

Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 16h

I... uh. ???

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16h

Trump: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven. I think I'm not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly on Air Force One. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make heaven."

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Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 17h

Homemade Chili, but specifically the blend that my spouse makes, is always delicious.

Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 17h

It always depended on the cook, sometimes I'd get "white person medium" which I could tear through, and sometimes they gave me "Indian medium" which I can also get through, but with a lot more water and sniffles.

Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 20h

Hahahahahahhahha oh my lord

Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 20h

*slams both fists onto one, breaking my keyboard*

Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 21h

"Isn't there anything cheaper?"

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 3d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.