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Heather is chugging pumpkin spice

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Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · Jun 11

If anyone attacks me plain clothes I am going to bite and scream and fight, fuuuuuck this secret police horseshit.

If I'm sent off to the re-education camps at least remember that I just am trying to help others

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · Jun 11

None of these guys are in proper uniforms. How is the target here supposed to assume this Sicario bullshit is actually the cops?

Sean Beckner-Carmitchel @acatwithnews.bsky.social · Jun 11

BREAKING: A few minutes ago, a vehicle of three people was rammed by a truck belonging to federal immigration authorities in Boyle Heights, CA. According to security footage shown to me, they deployed chemical munitions & detained the driver at gunpoint. All are US citizens according to the wife.

Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 5h

Fucking bang-up morning so goddamn far, trying to operate on 4 hours of sleep

I am just staying offline the rest of the day.

Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 15h

Early bedtime.
Manifest and goodnight

Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 15h

Wow, that thread is a *treat*

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Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 16h

Ok so

Ive tried like three times but it never turns out right

It has to be real mayo, not Miracle Whip?

Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 19h

More bad days than good...

Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 19h

An aside: he hasn't dyed his hair recently, its pretty gray. May also be why his makeup is such an extreme color difference

Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 19h

Oh my god this is amazing in the absolutely *worst* way.

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Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 22h

Who wants a treat? Whoooo wants a treat? *shaking treat bag* c'mon little black hole, c'mon...

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lacey @byelacey.bsky.social · 22h

pspspsps

It's Helga Again @helgaastrophysics.bsky.social · 3d

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BREAKING🚨: It's Official. There's a Black hole on the loose in the Milky way galaxy
Astronomers have officially confirmed the first-ever rogue black hole drifting through our Milky Way galaxy!

Using data from Hubble and Gaia, scientists spotted this cosmic ghost not by its light (it emits none)

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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 1d

A squirrel is standing inside and peeking over the top rim of a hollowed out pumpkin. The top of the pumpkin can be seen behind. The squirrel is wearing a slouchy black witch hat with orange stripes and holding a squirrel-sized chef knife. The knife is because the squirrel has carved the words ‘MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN’ in the side of the pumpkin and in the ground in front the word ‘TODAY’ has been spelled with stringy orange pumpkin guts with seeds scattered all around.

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Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 23h

To suplex Serpentico @kingserpentico.bsky.social

Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 23h

Share with your protien-heads. Yikes.

paris martineau @paris.nyc · 1d

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

www.consumerreports.org

Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 23h

Im so jealous

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Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 23h

WAIT YOU CAN CANNON A FAUX FISH?!

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Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you! What a relief.

Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 1d

I haven't been keeping up, can you sneak capture Pokémon like you could in legends Arceus? (Throw a ball from the open world)

Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 1d

We all need some good news.
May Jones never get a good night's sleep ever.

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 1d

WASHINGTON (AP) — Supreme Court rejects Alex Jones' appeal of $1.4 billion judgment for calling Sandy Hook school shooting a hoax.

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Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 1d

Its already spreading, I say be your best kigurumi self

Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 1d

Also they're trying so god-damn hard to prop up a man clearly melting in the sun, like a fucking cheap candle, everything on here meant to inspire just looks insipid as shit.

Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 1d

gawd damn

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Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 1d

That one is *really* good.

Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 1d

*slaps a gold star on your forehead* Good job bro

Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes I would get curry before a dentist and when id go in I would ask for some mouthwash to freshen up a bit

Usually did the trick

Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 1d

Oops doomscroll stuck.

Going back to offline working

Heather is chugging pumpkin spice @katanaangel.bsky.social · 2d

Not to his face.