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Kate Holzemer
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Old lady
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Wonder what he’s gonna decorate it with?
🧐 marry Christmas, beaver 🎄🦫
December 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Dang it, did I miss a few hours of "maybe he's dead?"
December 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Don't die on the way home, Bills fans. Drive safe.
December 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Everyone loves you Josh Allen.
December 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
December 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Bills, don't make me pull out my viola and start playing nutcracker. I'm tired.
December 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
We want another interception!
December 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I was playing nutcracker from 1-3pm, so this is the only part of this game I've seen. Hilarious. I highly recommend only watching the funniest parts of any given Bills game.
December 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
What a delight!
December 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Joe Burrow you need to throw the ball a little higher, bud.
December 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHABABABABAHABAHAHAHAHAHAHABABABABABABABAHAHAHAHABABABABAHAHAHAHAHAHA GAAAAAASP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHABABABABAHABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
December 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
That was the funniest interception.
December 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The election I just found out about was even closer than I knew it would be.
December 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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He is risen
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I just saw Wicked and I dunno. The payoff was good but a lot of it was pretty snoozy. Many of the songs are not good (like bad source material, performances were good.) Nessa Rose's arc made no sense. Why was this two movies? My 11yo loved it and my 9yo was bored.
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Hearing this much about Marjorie Taylor Green is making me long for the days ago when I was learning about Olivia Nuzzi against my will. Did that guy ever write part 2?
November 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I will never believe that MTG has had any sort of real change of heart unless and until she goes away and I never hear her name again.
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
He LOVES him. ❤️
A reporter asks if Mamdani stands by calling Trump a fascist. Mamdani starts to give a delicate answer.

Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
OMG, hilarious. Mamdani is so darling that even Trump can't resist him.
Reporter to Trump: Would you feel comfortable living in NYC under a Mamdani mayoralty?

Trump: "I would. I really would. Especially after the meeting, absolutely."
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
JOSHUA FOR CHRIST SAKE
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Are you telling me butterflies flap their little wings all the way to MEXICO?! This is crazytown.
Monarch butterfly tracks in today’s NYT.

Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/s...
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The Texans are wearing the ugliest uniforms I've ever seen. I'm outraged.
November 21, 2025 at 2:43 AM
It's actually very hilarious that Trump had to release the Epstein Files himself. It's funnier than if Biden had done it.
November 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
If I never hear the name Olivia Nuzzi again it will be too soon. What are we doing here?
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
We trusted you completely Bills. We all knew you would win this.
a stuffed monkey wearing a straw hat and overalls is making a funny face .
ALT: a stuffed monkey wearing a straw hat and overalls is making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM