Kate Windheuser
@katekaos303.bsky.social
Professional Ninja, female chaotic void, cat person, proud ally, princess of darkness, cult film junkie, Denver based, all around awesome. From the 515 to the 303.
Insta: katekaos
www.kaosreigns.com
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Insta: katekaos
www.kaosreigns.com
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Very stoked on my new @castlesinspace.bsky.social shirt! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
October 3, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Very stoked on my new @castlesinspace.bsky.social shirt! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
Day 3 of going to an out of state music fest as a 42 year old: My legs hate me, why do I do this
Also me: AHHHH DEVO IMMA DANCE
Also me: AHHHH DEVO IMMA DANCE
September 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Day 3 of going to an out of state music fest as a 42 year old: My legs hate me, why do I do this
Also me: AHHHH DEVO IMMA DANCE
Also me: AHHHH DEVO IMMA DANCE
Some more bestie texts for y'all
September 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Some more bestie texts for y'all
I got tickets to see Underworld walking distance from my house in November, which is a total bucket list show for me. AND I CAN WALK TO IT HOLY CRAP. And it's the day after I will see Devo for the second time ever. I may die with 2 big shows in 2 days, but I will die happy.
July 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I got tickets to see Underworld walking distance from my house in November, which is a total bucket list show for me. AND I CAN WALK TO IT HOLY CRAP. And it's the day after I will see Devo for the second time ever. I may die with 2 big shows in 2 days, but I will die happy.
Actual exchange between the bestie and I today regarding some carrots I got in a CSA box:
June 10, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Actual exchange between the bestie and I today regarding some carrots I got in a CSA box:
Think I'm doing mostly sober June, I need to dry out after birthday month May.
June 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Think I'm doing mostly sober June, I need to dry out after birthday month May.
Have the children who are into 90s shit discovered The Bloodhound Gang yet because I'm waiting for that
May 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Have the children who are into 90s shit discovered The Bloodhound Gang yet because I'm waiting for that
I am so not ready to go back to work after having a 4 day weekend. Please don't make me go. I'm constantly like 30 seconds from rage quitting these days. Send help.
May 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I am so not ready to go back to work after having a 4 day weekend. Please don't make me go. I'm constantly like 30 seconds from rage quitting these days. Send help.
Let's gooooooooo NUGGIES!
May 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Let's gooooooooo NUGGIES!
I was like, I got my Moog, I'm done buying synthesizers for a while!
Sweetwater: Bitch no you aren't check out this thing
Me: Damnit.
Sweetwater: Bitch no you aren't check out this thing
Me: Damnit.
May 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I was like, I got my Moog, I'm done buying synthesizers for a while!
Sweetwater: Bitch no you aren't check out this thing
Me: Damnit.
Sweetwater: Bitch no you aren't check out this thing
Me: Damnit.
OH GOOD THE CAT IS HAVING A FLAREUP AGAIN. Thank fucking god we decided not to try to go to Utah today. 😩
May 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
OH GOOD THE CAT IS HAVING A FLAREUP AGAIN. Thank fucking god we decided not to try to go to Utah today. 😩
The number of times my boyfriend and I sang this to each other yesterday is frankly a little embarrassing:
youtube.com/shorts/V4ygI...
youtube.com/shorts/V4ygI...
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YouTube video by vigz
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May 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The number of times my boyfriend and I sang this to each other yesterday is frankly a little embarrassing:
youtube.com/shorts/V4ygI...
youtube.com/shorts/V4ygI...
Reposted by Kate Windheuser
The BF: Smashing Pumpkins remind me of a Butterfinger
The rest of us:
The rest of us:
May 9, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The BF: Smashing Pumpkins remind me of a Butterfinger
The rest of us:
The rest of us:
Did the Nuggets all collectively forget how to play basketball right before this game?
87 points given up BEFORE HALFTIME?
NUGGIES I LOVE YOU BUT YOU'RE BRINGING ME DOWN UGH
87 points given up BEFORE HALFTIME?
NUGGIES I LOVE YOU BUT YOU'RE BRINGING ME DOWN UGH
May 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Did the Nuggets all collectively forget how to play basketball right before this game?
87 points given up BEFORE HALFTIME?
NUGGIES I LOVE YOU BUT YOU'RE BRINGING ME DOWN UGH
87 points given up BEFORE HALFTIME?
NUGGIES I LOVE YOU BUT YOU'RE BRINGING ME DOWN UGH
Mac user friends, I just got a Macbook Air, it's my first Mac of my own since my last one got stolen in like 2011 or so.
Any pro tips on must have software/games/things you can't get on PC?
I still have a windows machine too so I plan to do most of my gaming on that, if that helps.
Any pro tips on must have software/games/things you can't get on PC?
I still have a windows machine too so I plan to do most of my gaming on that, if that helps.
May 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Mac user friends, I just got a Macbook Air, it's my first Mac of my own since my last one got stolen in like 2011 or so.
Any pro tips on must have software/games/things you can't get on PC?
I still have a windows machine too so I plan to do most of my gaming on that, if that helps.
Any pro tips on must have software/games/things you can't get on PC?
I still have a windows machine too so I plan to do most of my gaming on that, if that helps.
May the 4th be with you from my better half
May 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
May the 4th be with you from my better half
Tell us you can't read well enough to follow subtitles without admitting you can't read well enough to follow subtitles, Donnie.
Trump tasks his admin to begin process to institute tariffs on foreign films with a 100% tariff
May 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Tell us you can't read well enough to follow subtitles without admitting you can't read well enough to follow subtitles, Donnie.
Blasting the Reagan Youth album that came in the mail today followed by some Crass...it's an anarcho-punk kind of day.
May 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Blasting the Reagan Youth album that came in the mail today followed by some Crass...it's an anarcho-punk kind of day.
Just went looking for the cat since I hadn't seen him in a while. Found him in the bed in the other room...he borrowed the one braincell all orange cats share to figure out how to tuck himself under the covers to sleep.
Robin: "MOOOOOMMMM...stop it and let me snooze plz"
Robin: "MOOOOOMMMM...stop it and let me snooze plz"
April 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Just went looking for the cat since I hadn't seen him in a while. Found him in the bed in the other room...he borrowed the one braincell all orange cats share to figure out how to tuck himself under the covers to sleep.
Robin: "MOOOOOMMMM...stop it and let me snooze plz"
Robin: "MOOOOOMMMM...stop it and let me snooze plz"
Things I have tried for getting my cat to take a fucking pill:
Manually sticking it in his mouth - ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT WORK
Pill popper - works mayyyybe 25% of the time and then you have a very angy cat
Churu + crushed pill on top of paws - Not sure he will ever forgive me for this
Manually sticking it in his mouth - ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT WORK
Pill popper - works mayyyybe 25% of the time and then you have a very angy cat
Churu + crushed pill on top of paws - Not sure he will ever forgive me for this
April 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Things I have tried for getting my cat to take a fucking pill:
Manually sticking it in his mouth - ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT WORK
Pill popper - works mayyyybe 25% of the time and then you have a very angy cat
Churu + crushed pill on top of paws - Not sure he will ever forgive me for this
Manually sticking it in his mouth - ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT WORK
Pill popper - works mayyyybe 25% of the time and then you have a very angy cat
Churu + crushed pill on top of paws - Not sure he will ever forgive me for this
Am same
April 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Am same
Me: feels stressed
Also me: deals with stress by buying a 6th cardigan from sleepy peach because I have an obsession. I got the one with horseshoes and cacti this time.
I already have all 3 Bauhaus ones, the ouijia, and the atomic noir. I may need a cardigan intervention.
Also me: deals with stress by buying a 6th cardigan from sleepy peach because I have an obsession. I got the one with horseshoes and cacti this time.
I already have all 3 Bauhaus ones, the ouijia, and the atomic noir. I may need a cardigan intervention.
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April 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Me: feels stressed
Also me: deals with stress by buying a 6th cardigan from sleepy peach because I have an obsession. I got the one with horseshoes and cacti this time.
I already have all 3 Bauhaus ones, the ouijia, and the atomic noir. I may need a cardigan intervention.
Also me: deals with stress by buying a 6th cardigan from sleepy peach because I have an obsession. I got the one with horseshoes and cacti this time.
I already have all 3 Bauhaus ones, the ouijia, and the atomic noir. I may need a cardigan intervention.
The cat is now on Xanax which means he's officially on better anxiety drugs than I am, which seems unfair.
April 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The cat is now on Xanax which means he's officially on better anxiety drugs than I am, which seems unfair.