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Gardening with my chickens, reading with my cats, doomscrolling with y'all. PNW. she/her
The many sins of Beauty and the Beast, according to my concerned mother and her concerned friends:

- beastiality
- belle is an ungrateful stay-at-home daughter
- belle talks back to authority
- belle is a Reader but never of the Bible
- gaston is feminist propaganda against masculinity
December 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
This is why you need aunts and uncles who take you to the big city to get the Olive Garden lunch special
December 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Rooting for my duck to be trans so I can get some peace and quiet
October 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Her quack, however, is still loud as hell (a distinctly hen trait). I've read that females which reverse to male often get a raspier drake voice, but idk if that ALWAYS happens. She has always been the flock's spokesduck so it'd honestly be nice if her demands for treats weren't so dang loud.
October 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Just trying to figure out if my gal Daphne is becoming my guy Daffy. She(?) has probably stopped laying eggs and has recently developed a drake curl on her tail (since this photo was taken in spring). My poor drake doesn't even have a curl right now!
October 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Didn't know this was niche. It was a common lesson in my evangelical childhood that not taking the cart back was failing at being an ambassador for Christ and saving souls from damnation. The Church must be so known for returning carts that heathens ask, "What could be the Source of such Goodness?"
October 20, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Or in here
October 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Ever looked at a newborn babe and thought, Hey he looks like a formerly dead guy?
October 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
This is such an impressive level of New Testament audacity. In all my years in fundieland, never met a family bold enough to name their infant literally Lazarus. I can only assume - and fear - they are faith healers.
October 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Honestly my question for three seasons wasn't Which Brother Will She End Up With so much as Who Is Cleaning This Enormous Vacation House
September 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM