Kate Sloan (she/her)
@katesloan.com
📚 Author KateWritesAboutSex.com
🍆 Sex toy reviewer GirlyJuice.net
🎙️ Sex podcaster TheDildorks.com
🪄 Vibrator nerd MakingMagicSeries.com
🎶 Songwriter KateSloan.Bandcamp.com
📍 Brooklyn + sometimes Toronto
🍆 Sex toy reviewer GirlyJuice.net
🎙️ Sex podcaster TheDildorks.com
🪄 Vibrator nerd MakingMagicSeries.com
🎶 Songwriter KateSloan.Bandcamp.com
📍 Brooklyn + sometimes Toronto
bonus video clip of Max making me laugh
(I cannot contextualize this clip because to do so would take more characters than can fit in a skeet unforch)
(I cannot contextualize this clip because to do so would take more characters than can fit in a skeet unforch)
January 12, 2026 at 2:41 AM
bonus video clip of Max making me laugh
(I cannot contextualize this clip because to do so would take more characters than can fit in a skeet unforch)
(I cannot contextualize this clip because to do so would take more characters than can fit in a skeet unforch)
outfit to go see improv
having an atrocious chronic pain day so yr legally required to tell me I look hot, sorry, I don’t make the rules
having an atrocious chronic pain day so yr legally required to tell me I look hot, sorry, I don’t make the rules
January 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
outfit to go see improv
having an atrocious chronic pain day so yr legally required to tell me I look hot, sorry, I don’t make the rules
having an atrocious chronic pain day so yr legally required to tell me I look hot, sorry, I don’t make the rules
asked mb if I should eat my leftover pizza before or after my bath (am in too much pain to make decisions for myself rn) and she said “or you could have pizza IN the bath? bathpizza?” so basically my wife is a genius
January 11, 2026 at 3:39 PM
asked mb if I should eat my leftover pizza before or after my bath (am in too much pain to make decisions for myself rn) and she said “or you could have pizza IN the bath? bathpizza?” so basically my wife is a genius
Happy happy birthday to my brother Max, who is not on this platform but I’ll shout him out nonetheless 😂
He’s been making me laugh for 31 years. Such a good, kind, smart, funny, thoughtful, creative, talented person. I love him so much.
He’s been making me laugh for 31 years. Such a good, kind, smart, funny, thoughtful, creative, talented person. I love him so much.
January 11, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Happy happy birthday to my brother Max, who is not on this platform but I’ll shout him out nonetheless 😂
He’s been making me laugh for 31 years. Such a good, kind, smart, funny, thoughtful, creative, talented person. I love him so much.
He’s been making me laugh for 31 years. Such a good, kind, smart, funny, thoughtful, creative, talented person. I love him so much.
ok the sideboob dress didn’t work out so I had to go with a regularboob dress but the ‘cule will understand
January 10, 2026 at 9:24 PM
ok the sideboob dress didn’t work out so I had to go with a regularboob dress but the ‘cule will understand
don’t love that these pants fit me so bad that they’re perpetually falling off, and yet I can’t deny that Sk8er Boi popped into my head when I walked past the mirror just now 😎
January 9, 2026 at 11:51 PM
don’t love that these pants fit me so bad that they’re perpetually falling off, and yet I can’t deny that Sk8er Boi popped into my head when I walked past the mirror just now 😎
still counts as bedhead even tho it’s 4pm because I haven’t been able to get out of bed today, I don’t make the rules
January 9, 2026 at 8:54 PM
still counts as bedhead even tho it’s 4pm because I haven’t been able to get out of bed today, I don’t make the rules
NEW on the blog:
Behind the Seams: Cruising for Sushi & Comedy Babes
girlyjuice.net/behind-the-s...
A BUNCH of recent outfits, plus – as ever – the juicy deets about what I did in 'em
Behind the Seams: Cruising for Sushi & Comedy Babes
girlyjuice.net/behind-the-s...
A BUNCH of recent outfits, plus – as ever – the juicy deets about what I did in 'em
January 9, 2026 at 5:51 PM
NEW on the blog:
Behind the Seams: Cruising for Sushi & Comedy Babes
girlyjuice.net/behind-the-s...
A BUNCH of recent outfits, plus – as ever – the juicy deets about what I did in 'em
Behind the Seams: Cruising for Sushi & Comedy Babes
girlyjuice.net/behind-the-s...
A BUNCH of recent outfits, plus – as ever – the juicy deets about what I did in 'em
silly outtake, lyrics are hard
January 9, 2026 at 3:35 PM
silly outtake, lyrics are hard
missing her 😢
(she’s fine, she’s just in a different city from me rn)
(she’s fine, she’s just in a different city from me rn)
January 9, 2026 at 5:33 AM
missing her 😢
(she’s fine, she’s just in a different city from me rn)
(she’s fine, she’s just in a different city from me rn)
lyrics of my sweet lil song about AA
January 7, 2026 at 7:40 PM
lyrics of my sweet lil song about AA
the warranted response here would’ve been an immediate & effusive apology but okay
January 6, 2026 at 6:16 PM
the warranted response here would’ve been an immediate & effusive apology but okay
I think about this Rachel Rabbit White line a lot
January 6, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I think about this Rachel Rabbit White line a lot
my bedhead remains unparalleled
January 5, 2026 at 4:21 PM
my bedhead remains unparalleled
I have quite possibly never looked gayer – lesbian Kenickie vibes
January 4, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I have quite possibly never looked gayer – lesbian Kenickie vibes
earned my “good flirting” Letterboxd tag with this one line, good on ya Jason
January 3, 2026 at 9:15 PM
earned my “good flirting” Letterboxd tag with this one line, good on ya Jason
Really funny Billy Eichner tirade
January 3, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Really funny Billy Eichner tirade
not me just saying “oh my god. oh my god. oh my god” as she pours him a lot of alcohol while they’re sitting like this and looking like this
January 3, 2026 at 12:57 AM
not me just saying “oh my god. oh my god. oh my god” as she pours him a lot of alcohol while they’re sitting like this and looking like this
hey, movie? fuck off. no I mean it. fuck off. from me to you, personally? fuck right off.
!!
(by which I mean….. damn this hit me right in the feels because of where I’m at right now. Art is wild like that, dude!!)
!!
(by which I mean….. damn this hit me right in the feels because of where I’m at right now. Art is wild like that, dude!!)
January 3, 2026 at 12:23 AM
hey, movie? fuck off. no I mean it. fuck off. from me to you, personally? fuck right off.
!!
(by which I mean….. damn this hit me right in the feels because of where I’m at right now. Art is wild like that, dude!!)
!!
(by which I mean….. damn this hit me right in the feels because of where I’m at right now. Art is wild like that, dude!!)
rewound this kiss to watch it 4 times, whoops!!!
as a woman who has been known to be sexually forward (oop), I always love seeing representation of women making the first move
& Ashton’s shy sweet polite nerdy boy energy, waiting until the EXPLICIT green light & then GOING FOR IT, is just perfect❤️
as a woman who has been known to be sexually forward (oop), I always love seeing representation of women making the first move
& Ashton’s shy sweet polite nerdy boy energy, waiting until the EXPLICIT green light & then GOING FOR IT, is just perfect❤️
January 2, 2026 at 11:29 PM
rewound this kiss to watch it 4 times, whoops!!!
as a woman who has been known to be sexually forward (oop), I always love seeing representation of women making the first move
& Ashton’s shy sweet polite nerdy boy energy, waiting until the EXPLICIT green light & then GOING FOR IT, is just perfect❤️
as a woman who has been known to be sexually forward (oop), I always love seeing representation of women making the first move
& Ashton’s shy sweet polite nerdy boy energy, waiting until the EXPLICIT green light & then GOING FOR IT, is just perfect❤️
Laid out some items in preparation to watch a movie and it’s literally a Kate Sloan starter pack
January 2, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Laid out some items in preparation to watch a movie and it’s literally a Kate Sloan starter pack
denim jumpsuit + navy Yokoo cowl goes so hard as a combo
January 2, 2026 at 5:47 PM
denim jumpsuit + navy Yokoo cowl goes so hard as a combo
okay, the layers ratio of these is a bit unhinged, in that usually it’s 1:1:1 but this one has a THICK bottom layer
that being said: YUM DELICIOUS 🇨🇦
that being said: YUM DELICIOUS 🇨🇦
January 2, 2026 at 12:03 AM
okay, the layers ratio of these is a bit unhinged, in that usually it’s 1:1:1 but this one has a THICK bottom layer
that being said: YUM DELICIOUS 🇨🇦
that being said: YUM DELICIOUS 🇨🇦