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right away, great kath(erine)! 🦅 @kath.gobirds.online · 4m

i used to drink the strawberry boom rockstars like it was my JOB

right away, great kath(erine)! 🦅 @kath.gobirds.online · 20m

i used to get paid to write papers!! you bitches should have a weird off-putting transsexual that you pay $30 for a 3 page paper

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right away, great kath(erine)! 🦅 @kath.gobirds.online · 20m

when I was a collegiate dirtbag i wrote multiple papers pulling quotes from websites for books I did not read. i was out here writing the world's funniest ethics papers (including one about why it was a moral good for my dad to buy me NFL Street 2 for the PS2 on release day)

Dane 🔜 NYCC AA L-34 @monkeyminion.com · 12h

I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.

wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
finn
wokeupchic • 4d
It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 7d

Mark your calendars for my book party/reading Nov 8 at @thesinclair.bsky.social with @evangreer.bsky.social @billshaner.bsky.social @eoinhiggins.bsky.social + more. www.sinclaircambridge.com/events/detai...

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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.bsky.social · 21h

yume nikki and its fan derivatives basically take this to the extreme without ever actually having direct conflict. the friction is purely generated through the psychological tension the player feels when exploring unknown environments. that's why yume nikki is the only true cozy game ever made

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right away, great kath(erine)! 🦅 @kath.gobirds.online · 23h

i have a long ass train ride coming imminently this could not have come at a better time

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right away, great kath(erine)! 🦅 @kath.gobirds.online · 23h

if they do this to the Kowloon I'm going to January 6th whatever real estate firm proposed this

Ken Reid @kennethwreid.bsky.social · 1d

They released the plans for the Kowloon redevelopment. Not a joke. Look how insane this is.

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right away, great kath(erine)! 🦅 @kath.gobirds.online · 1d

amelia earhart faked his death and lived a long life as Emile and good for him honestly

ceej @ceej.online · 1d

amelia earhart didn’t “go missing.” she flew through a portal to the land of the lost and entered into a homosexual relationship with a sleestak

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famous bog body @bogbird.bsky.social · 1d

image titled Halloween.

there are 4 trick or treaters dressed up in various costumes holding receptacles for candy. they’re all saying something (in speech bubbles)

vampire: girls kissing candy please
ghost: wlw chocolate?
witch: toxic yuri caramel?
pirate: do you have yuri treats

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right away, great kath(erine)! 🦅 @kath.gobirds.online · 1d

are the bruins ontologically evil

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james @james.claims · 1d

Your images are not being stolen by some nefarious Bluesky AI bot.

Machine learning has been used for years to ensure a human does not have to be flooded with heinous imagery.

I only had to moderate CSAM once back when I did community management and it fucked me up for ages.

Stop chatting shit.

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right away, great kath(erine)! 🦅 @kath.gobirds.online · 1d

(image of a werewolf popping their shirt off) WHERE IS THE 30+ T4T MEETUP

Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 1d

this will literally never stop being funny to me

signal messages:

friend:
at a 30+ t4t meetup here
mention doing my shots
vs pills
before i could finish, TWO people finished my sentence "oh the ktp method"
me: YOU'RE KIDDING
friend: nope
me: fucking incredible. truly
friend: "i was on pills but when my friend showed me about how to do the injec-"

simultaneously
1: "oh the katie method?"
2: *nodding* "the ktp method yeah"

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right away, great kath(erine)! 🦅 @kath.gobirds.online · 1d

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right away, great kath(erine)! 🦅 @kath.gobirds.online · 1d

not a day goes by where I don't think about the venture bros testicular torsion PSA youtu.be/slobhI2HXhA?...

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right away, great kath(erine)! 🦅 @kath.gobirds.online · 1d

looking at myself in the mirror looking like a fucking bombshell and just muttering "look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair" over and over again

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right away, great kath(erine)! 🦅 @kath.gobirds.online · 1d

just really felt the need to flex after seeing myself today testing a dress for a wedding imminently
day 2 on hormones > day 2885 on hormones

really dorky looking 21 year old with awful skin in a Byron Leftwich jaguars jersey giving the "ok" hand symbol at the camera

gorgeous brunette woman with a very beautiful green and white floral dress taking a mirror selfie

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Chloé Stawski (Spooky Edition 🎃🦇) @chlowski.bsky.social · 2d

witch of shadows

fanart of Medea from Hades 2, but wearing modern clothes (tiny leather shorts with double belt, red/purple leather crop top), a nose ring, necklaces, also big tattoo covering the entire left arm (a snake, a moon crescent, flowers and leaves)
She's sitting, resting on her left hand, her right hand next to her face, conjuring some plague magic that bathes her in green light

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Sin(éad) @tidbit.bsky.social · 1d

Hi friends, so my big move truly starts today, the U-Haul is booked almost everything is packed and ready and miraculously this MA need is at $2,050/3,000.

The sense of love and community I’ve experienced on bsky the past two years is especially apparent here and tysm🥺🩷

Venmo/CA SGB9124
Ask for PP

Sin(éad) @tidbit.bsky.social · 9d

Hey y’all, so I hate that I have to do this and honestly I should have done it about a month ago, maybe even setting up an actual go fund me but asking for help is scary and I’m trying not to feel ashamed.

More details below. I need ~$3,000

My cashapp is SGB9124, dm me for other payment apps ILY🥺

Hey y'all, so, l'm moving across the country next week and I could really use whatever help I can get... the U-Haul and gas is ~$2,000 and I have to pay rent in two places plus moving out fees here in Atlanta. I'm by no means expecting to hit the $3,000 goal but that's realistically what is needed.

I know y'all have been along for the ride for a lot of what has happened to/around me this year but the TLDR, between divorce, going no contact with my family, another major breakup, roommate issues... all under the backdrop of 2025 has been pretty fucking terrible.

I have found family and community and hope in Philly and I am ready to be there and get on with my life. I just need a little help to do it
Thank you for reading, I love y'all. Please share and donate if you can.

Cashapp $sgb9124

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right away, great kath(erine)! 🦅 @kath.gobirds.online · 2d

she's only doing this because she saw the "america isn't great but it could be" speech from The Newsroom

max tani @maxtani.bsky.social · 2d

Bari Weiss introduced herself to CBS News staff today on the network's 9AM call, saying she wants to "win," which requires restoring trust to CBS. She also said she was excited for staff to get to know the Free Press, and ended her remarks by saying: "Let's do the fucking news."

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 2d

The Triumph of Death (flipped), by Pieter Brueghel the Elder, 1562

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right away, great kath(erine)! 🦅 @kath.gobirds.online · 2d

if I get my identity put on tiktok because I wanted to see Tyquan Thornton and Brenton Strange snaps between sets let the record show i have a fat ass and everyone loves me

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right away, great kath(erine)! 🦅 @kath.gobirds.online · 2d

never beating the allegations (some boys recorded a video of me and talked about doing it because I was watching Monday Night Football between sets at the gig)

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right away, great kath(erine)! 🦅 @kath.gobirds.online · 2d

they're calling me pistachio katherine i guess

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right away, great kath(erine)! 🦅 @kath.gobirds.online · 2d

lmfao I just scrolled past this when I most recently looked. they're calling it shoot your shot monday

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right away, great kath(erine)! 🦅 @kath.gobirds.online · 2d

mister and misses bluesky if you want someone with >8 years of community management and moderation experience, most of a bachelor's in PR, and about 4 years of d2c communications experience, i will pick up the phone if you call 😌

Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 2d

these are the kind of things that perhaps a Head of Communication might identify. some sort of Community Relations Professional. an Expert In Soft Skills who might correctly recognize the political nature of moderation and enforcement that prioritizes minimizing brand damage and community unrest.

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