Katherine Wertheim
@kathwertheim.bsky.social
Professional fundraiser for nonprofit organizations - I teach boards of directors how to ask for money and get it. I loathe galas. CFRE, Master Trainer AFP, DTM Toastmaster. Married. Twin. Poli Sci BA, Member of the Resistance. Same handle as bird account.
I feel for this nonprofit. I can guess how this mistake happened. The graphic artist didn’t strip out the label from the graphic, and the person proofreading it either didn’t notice or thought it wouldn’t appear on the final product. Then they were probably short on time and didn’t get a proof.
December 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I feel for this nonprofit. I can guess how this mistake happened. The graphic artist didn’t strip out the label from the graphic, and the person proofreading it either didn’t notice or thought it wouldn’t appear on the final product. Then they were probably short on time and didn’t get a proof.
There’s a Facebook group called, “Are we dating the same guy?” I think there should be a group called, “Are we feeding the same cat?” Because I see a lot of people claiming a cat that looks exactly like mine.
December 10, 2025 at 6:47 AM
There’s a Facebook group called, “Are we dating the same guy?” I think there should be a group called, “Are we feeding the same cat?” Because I see a lot of people claiming a cat that looks exactly like mine.
December 10, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Taylor Swift in her song Blank Space might be instructive here.
December 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Taylor Swift in her song Blank Space might be instructive here.
Seeing Harrison Butker trending #1 and thinking, “Oh no, what did he say now?” Then seeing him Fail… made my night.
December 8, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Seeing Harrison Butker trending #1 and thinking, “Oh no, what did he say now?” Then seeing him Fail… made my night.
I had a personal trainer who looked like he ate children for breakfast. Nice guy. His 14-year-old daughter called from an out-of-control party. When he showed up, teens scattered. Goals.
December 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I had a personal trainer who looked like he ate children for breakfast. Nice guy. His 14-year-old daughter called from an out-of-control party. When he showed up, teens scattered. Goals.
Just when you think people can’t sink any lower, here’s a romantic greeting card that features the Twin Towers on 9/11. It’s an Etsy best seller.
December 5, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Just when you think people can’t sink any lower, here’s a romantic greeting card that features the Twin Towers on 9/11. It’s an Etsy best seller.
Nonprofits: This woman is on Facebook telling women how to meet rich husbands. Look how she rolls her eyes at the words “charity events” saying “rich men love pretending they care about endangered turtles.” This is what people think of your fundraising gala.
December 5, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Nonprofits: This woman is on Facebook telling women how to meet rich husbands. Look how she rolls her eyes at the words “charity events” saying “rich men love pretending they care about endangered turtles.” This is what people think of your fundraising gala.
I am the person who sends greeting cards. I have one close friend that I haven’t sent a card this year, since I discovered that they + their spouse are hoarders. However, I think I found a way around it: this is a card with seeds in the paper. You plant it and flowers bloom. I hope they will.
December 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I am the person who sends greeting cards. I have one close friend that I haven’t sent a card this year, since I discovered that they + their spouse are hoarders. However, I think I found a way around it: this is a card with seeds in the paper. You plant it and flowers bloom. I hope they will.
Wow, Twitter has really become a dumpster fire. These are from scrolling for less than a minute.
December 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Wow, Twitter has really become a dumpster fire. These are from scrolling for less than a minute.
Not sure where you get that I’m mocking the picture?
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Not sure where you get that I’m mocking the picture?
Khaleesi says, “Hi cuz!” She came from a house of 12 cats, 10 dogs, and where the mule (in a suburb) had just died young. It took 2 years before she’d show her belly. She’s still a bit thin at 8 pounds, but when I’m sick she’ll stake me down with her body, as if to say, “You’re not going anywhere.”
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Khaleesi says, “Hi cuz!” She came from a house of 12 cats, 10 dogs, and where the mule (in a suburb) had just died young. It took 2 years before she’d show her belly. She’s still a bit thin at 8 pounds, but when I’m sick she’ll stake me down with her body, as if to say, “You’re not going anywhere.”
If you don’t like Schumer’s leadership on the ACA, call his office in DC and leave a message. Then call your Democratic Senators and tell them to call for Schumer’s resignation as minority leader, and barring that, call foe him to be replaced. Any Democrat who doesn’t is complicit.
November 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
If you don’t like Schumer’s leadership on the ACA, call his office in DC and leave a message. Then call your Democratic Senators and tell them to call for Schumer’s resignation as minority leader, and barring that, call foe him to be replaced. Any Democrat who doesn’t is complicit.
Khaleesi says, “Hi Cuz! We made it! We’ve got it made!”
November 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Khaleesi says, “Hi Cuz! We made it! We’ve got it made!”
I was waiting for “18-25, twins a plus!”
Someone please show this guy the movie “Black Widow” with Theresa Russell and point out to him that the guys who get the fantastic-looking woman are all super wealthy. (Just one example, there are batches of movies like this)
Someone please show this guy the movie “Black Widow” with Theresa Russell and point out to him that the guys who get the fantastic-looking woman are all super wealthy. (Just one example, there are batches of movies like this)
November 5, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I was waiting for “18-25, twins a plus!”
Someone please show this guy the movie “Black Widow” with Theresa Russell and point out to him that the guys who get the fantastic-looking woman are all super wealthy. (Just one example, there are batches of movies like this)
Someone please show this guy the movie “Black Widow” with Theresa Russell and point out to him that the guys who get the fantastic-looking woman are all super wealthy. (Just one example, there are batches of movies like this)
DontCrossaGayMan just posted on Facebook that this product, “Feel Free” is sold in gas stations and is highly addictive. Watch out.
November 1, 2025 at 5:51 AM
DontCrossaGayMan just posted on Facebook that this product, “Feel Free” is sold in gas stations and is highly addictive. Watch out.
I get these. I played along a few times, got screenshots, and now just send the new people the screenshots with the word “Scam.”
October 29, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I get these. I played along a few times, got screenshots, and now just send the new people the screenshots with the word “Scam.”
Stamps so old they have a price on them, and I have to lick them, and I have to add more postage! I miss the Halloween stamps. @USPS had great ones in 2019 but I haven’t found any at a reasonable price, and there are too many counterfeit stamps.
October 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Stamps so old they have a price on them, and I have to lick them, and I have to add more postage! I miss the Halloween stamps. @USPS had great ones in 2019 but I haven’t found any at a reasonable price, and there are too many counterfeit stamps.
Audition by Takashi Miike.
October 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Audition by Takashi Miike.
An obscure dance play called Contact. Filmed at the Lincoln Center in 2002. Three completely different acts - I recommend the final one. It won the Tony for Best Musical in 2000, and I’ll bet you’ve never heard of it.
October 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
An obscure dance play called Contact. Filmed at the Lincoln Center in 2002. Three completely different acts - I recommend the final one. It won the Tony for Best Musical in 2000, and I’ll bet you’ve never heard of it.
Why do cars have such aggressive grills now?
October 23, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Why do cars have such aggressive grills now?