Katherine Wertheim
@kathwertheim.bsky.social
Professional fundraiser for nonprofit organizations - I teach boards of directors how to ask for money and get it. I loathe galas. CFRE, Master Trainer AFP, DTM Toastmaster. Married. Twin. Poli Sci BA, Member of the Resistance. Same handle as bird account.
Two people found dead at Rob Reiner’s home, a man and a woman, the ages of Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele.
December 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Two people found dead at Rob Reiner’s home, a man and a woman, the ages of Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele.
Trump exaggerates tax revenue by $17.8 Trillion.
Or, Trump’s tariffs paid by Americans.
Either works.
Or, Trump’s tariffs paid by Americans.
Either works.
December 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Trump exaggerates tax revenue by $17.8 Trillion.
Or, Trump’s tariffs paid by Americans.
Either works.
Or, Trump’s tariffs paid by Americans.
Either works.
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The jokes write themselves‼️
December 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The jokes write themselves‼️
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Boromir took three arrows and kept on fighting until he bled out. I slept a little funny on my shoulder last night and decided it hurt too much to vacuum.
November 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Boromir took three arrows and kept on fighting until he bled out. I slept a little funny on my shoulder last night and decided it hurt too much to vacuum.
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shoutout to all my professors for their all-caps bolded NO ACCEPTABLE USE OF AI reminders on every assignment
November 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
shoutout to all my professors for their all-caps bolded NO ACCEPTABLE USE OF AI reminders on every assignment
I read this thinking, “But what if this nurse spotted thyroid cancer or a suspicious mole?” Then I realized that those aren’t the comments people are making.
December 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I read this thinking, “But what if this nurse spotted thyroid cancer or a suspicious mole?” Then I realized that those aren’t the comments people are making.
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hey kids before you type out that comment having to do with someone's appearance, maybe consider that the woman-shaped thing on the internet has probably heard it eight thousand times before. don't. no, even if it's a potential health issue. no, even if you're a nurse. no, even if you're being nice.
December 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
hey kids before you type out that comment having to do with someone's appearance, maybe consider that the woman-shaped thing on the internet has probably heard it eight thousand times before. don't. no, even if it's a potential health issue. no, even if you're a nurse. no, even if you're being nice.
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IN THESE TIMES:
Young Men = "I must have a high status career and earn good money, so that a good woman will want to marry me!"
Young Women = "I must have a high status career and earn good money, so that I will never have to be dependent on a man!"
Young Men = "I must have a high status career and earn good money, so that a good woman will want to marry me!"
Young Women = "I must have a high status career and earn good money, so that I will never have to be dependent on a man!"
December 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
IN THESE TIMES:
Young Men = "I must have a high status career and earn good money, so that a good woman will want to marry me!"
Young Women = "I must have a high status career and earn good money, so that I will never have to be dependent on a man!"
Young Men = "I must have a high status career and earn good money, so that a good woman will want to marry me!"
Young Women = "I must have a high status career and earn good money, so that I will never have to be dependent on a man!"
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After a decade of this, thoughts and prayers don't work. They've never worked and will continue to not work. We need action. Reform.
We are the only nation to have the cure to gun violence, but continually put a bunch of anti vaxxers in charge of it.
We are the only nation to have the cure to gun violence, but continually put a bunch of anti vaxxers in charge of it.
December 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
After a decade of this, thoughts and prayers don't work. They've never worked and will continue to not work. We need action. Reform.
We are the only nation to have the cure to gun violence, but continually put a bunch of anti vaxxers in charge of it.
We are the only nation to have the cure to gun violence, but continually put a bunch of anti vaxxers in charge of it.
Is there a video game where we can teach men how to be decent partners, lovers, and husbands? It seems like this generation needs it.
December 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Is there a video game where we can teach men how to be decent partners, lovers, and husbands? It seems like this generation needs it.
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Couldn't agree more. All of these proposals are constitutional, reasonable, and vital. (1/2)
December 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Couldn't agree more. All of these proposals are constitutional, reasonable, and vital. (1/2)
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The Presidency was never intended to be a safe haven for criminals.
December 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The Presidency was never intended to be a safe haven for criminals.
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Today I referred to the protagonist of the Disney film Frozen as “Frozalina or whatever”
My daughter did not find this funny and corrected me sternly.
I have been made to understand that the character’s name is “Princess Anna” and I would like to publicly apologize.
My daughter did not find this funny and corrected me sternly.
I have been made to understand that the character’s name is “Princess Anna” and I would like to publicly apologize.
December 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Today I referred to the protagonist of the Disney film Frozen as “Frozalina or whatever”
My daughter did not find this funny and corrected me sternly.
I have been made to understand that the character’s name is “Princess Anna” and I would like to publicly apologize.
My daughter did not find this funny and corrected me sternly.
I have been made to understand that the character’s name is “Princess Anna” and I would like to publicly apologize.
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Finnish politicians saying this isn't mocking Asians...just sending support to the dethroned Miss Finland Sarah Dzafce.
Yeah...
Yeah...
December 14, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Finnish politicians saying this isn't mocking Asians...just sending support to the dethroned Miss Finland Sarah Dzafce.
Yeah...
Yeah...
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One of funniest things I see is men will push for open marriages thinking they are going to be swimming in it only to whine about how unsuccessful they are while their wives are busy.
But this dude thinks women should be grateful that he does the bare minimum of not cheating.
But this dude thinks women should be grateful that he does the bare minimum of not cheating.
December 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
One of funniest things I see is men will push for open marriages thinking they are going to be swimming in it only to whine about how unsuccessful they are while their wives are busy.
But this dude thinks women should be grateful that he does the bare minimum of not cheating.
But this dude thinks women should be grateful that he does the bare minimum of not cheating.
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It’s just a joke…🤣😩
December 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
It’s just a joke…🤣😩
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Any time I comment on shootings in the US, I invariably get told that "you need guns to defend against tyranny".
* looks back over 2025 *
.... does "tyranny" mean something different over there?
* looks back over 2025 *
.... does "tyranny" mean something different over there?
December 14, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Any time I comment on shootings in the US, I invariably get told that "you need guns to defend against tyranny".
* looks back over 2025 *
.... does "tyranny" mean something different over there?
* looks back over 2025 *
.... does "tyranny" mean something different over there?
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The United States is hungrier, sicker and poorer under Donald Trump's presidency.
December 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The United States is hungrier, sicker and poorer under Donald Trump's presidency.
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🎶 I heard there was a secret Ford
That bargain shoppers all ignored
But you don’t really care for savings, do ya 🎶
Hello. This is the ghost of Leonard Cohen, inviting you to come on down to Ghost of Leonard Cohen Used Cars.
I, of course, didn’t expect the afterlife to be this way.
That bargain shoppers all ignored
But you don’t really care for savings, do ya 🎶
Hello. This is the ghost of Leonard Cohen, inviting you to come on down to Ghost of Leonard Cohen Used Cars.
I, of course, didn’t expect the afterlife to be this way.
December 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
🎶 I heard there was a secret Ford
That bargain shoppers all ignored
But you don’t really care for savings, do ya 🎶
Hello. This is the ghost of Leonard Cohen, inviting you to come on down to Ghost of Leonard Cohen Used Cars.
I, of course, didn’t expect the afterlife to be this way.
That bargain shoppers all ignored
But you don’t really care for savings, do ya 🎶
Hello. This is the ghost of Leonard Cohen, inviting you to come on down to Ghost of Leonard Cohen Used Cars.
I, of course, didn’t expect the afterlife to be this way.
Connections
Puzzle #917
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December 14, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Connections
Puzzle #917
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Wordle 1,639 3/6
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December 14, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Wordle 1,639 3/6
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listening to the news this morning a segment began "Hollywood legend Dick van Dyke..."
my heart sank
"... 's birthday is today, he turned 100"
phew
my heart sank
"... 's birthday is today, he turned 100"
phew
December 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
listening to the news this morning a segment began "Hollywood legend Dick van Dyke..."
my heart sank
"... 's birthday is today, he turned 100"
phew
my heart sank
"... 's birthday is today, he turned 100"
phew
Sometimes it’s all about the starter word. Wordle 1,638 6/6
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December 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Sometimes it’s all about the starter word. Wordle 1,638 6/6
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I'm old enough to remember when they started playing commercials before trailers in theaters. People older than me were offended by it, I didn't think it was a big deal, but I should have listened. We should have held the line. I should have listened.
December 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I'm old enough to remember when they started playing commercials before trailers in theaters. People older than me were offended by it, I didn't think it was a big deal, but I should have listened. We should have held the line. I should have listened.
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In graduate school, for whole class discussions we had this acronym they kept on the board to help people self regulate. It was WAIT.
Why
Am
I
Talking?
It was a reminder that people should further discussion or simply actively listen until they had something meaningful to contribute.
Why
Am
I
Talking?
It was a reminder that people should further discussion or simply actively listen until they had something meaningful to contribute.
December 13, 2025 at 10:46 AM
In graduate school, for whole class discussions we had this acronym they kept on the board to help people self regulate. It was WAIT.
Why
Am
I
Talking?
It was a reminder that people should further discussion or simply actively listen until they had something meaningful to contribute.
Why
Am
I
Talking?
It was a reminder that people should further discussion or simply actively listen until they had something meaningful to contribute.