F. Scott Fitzjerry
@katie.hipopener.com
officially jerrified
Hello to Jason Isaacs
yoga teacher me is @hipopener.com
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Hello to Jason Isaacs
yoga teacher me is @hipopener.com
🧘♂️🏎️ 🏖️😐 👊🇺🇸🔥
if you or a loved one remembers why i photoshopped evel knievel into a picture of alina habba eleven months ago, call 1 888 ALINA HA
January 21, 2026 at 5:23 PM
if you or a loved one remembers why i photoshopped evel knievel into a picture of alina habba eleven months ago, call 1 888 ALINA HA
idk why i did it, but i bought this for husband's christmas stocking and i guess i'll start using it?
January 21, 2026 at 5:19 PM
idk why i did it, but i bought this for husband's christmas stocking and i guess i'll start using it?
seriously though folks, remember laptops that swiveled and became enormous unwieldy tablets with inappropriate operating systems?
that, but you can crank it up in the air like a gooseneck lamp
that, but you can crank it up in the air like a gooseneck lamp
January 21, 2026 at 2:44 PM
seriously though folks, remember laptops that swiveled and became enormous unwieldy tablets with inappropriate operating systems?
that, but you can crank it up in the air like a gooseneck lamp
that, but you can crank it up in the air like a gooseneck lamp
if we're still talking about chicken sandwiches...
January 20, 2026 at 9:01 PM
if we're still talking about chicken sandwiches...
whappen’ to bs in ios this am
January 20, 2026 at 2:30 PM
whappen’ to bs in ios this am
look what iOS does when you try to type fascist
January 17, 2026 at 5:37 AM
look what iOS does when you try to type fascist
chuck did not email me that puppy picture, I'm listening to snory puppy in the bathtub, it's more than three hours past my bedtime
January 17, 2026 at 5:35 AM
chuck did not email me that puppy picture, I'm listening to snory puppy in the bathtub, it's more than three hours past my bedtime
hey look who finally wrote me back! apparently he didn't vote for that bill that passed, and some of his senate colleagues did it's funny there's probably somebody whose job it is to make sure those colleagues vote the way we want them to
January 17, 2026 at 5:35 AM
hey look who finally wrote me back! apparently he didn't vote for that bill that passed, and some of his senate colleagues did it's funny there's probably somebody whose job it is to make sure those colleagues vote the way we want them to
i am “BUY A FOREIGN CAR Help 10 Americans lose their jobs!” years old
January 16, 2026 at 7:07 PM
i am “BUY A FOREIGN CAR Help 10 Americans lose their jobs!” years old
fr this is my favorite old white guy now, i can't wait to see if there's a part two to this video i need him to go deeper
maybe also teach me latin
maybe also teach me latin
January 16, 2026 at 6:12 PM
fr this is my favorite old white guy now, i can't wait to see if there's a part two to this video i need him to go deeper
maybe also teach me latin
maybe also teach me latin
I really thought I was gonna find out without having to wade through the story, but at least there's this
January 16, 2026 at 4:34 PM
I really thought I was gonna find out without having to wade through the story, but at least there's this
goddamnit they literally fixed it while i was posting this www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
January 15, 2026 at 10:12 PM
goddamnit they literally fixed it while i was posting this www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
so the link card is fixed, but the headline still says "Nobel Peace Prize gives Prize to Donald Trump...", missing out the word "winner" and calling it the "prize"
which, who up drunk at the Mirror offices at 10pm on a thur?
which, who up drunk at the Mirror offices at 10pm on a thur?
January 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
so the link card is fixed, but the headline still says "Nobel Peace Prize gives Prize to Donald Trump...", missing out the word "winner" and calling it the "prize"
which, who up drunk at the Mirror offices at 10pm on a thur?
which, who up drunk at the Mirror offices at 10pm on a thur?
wanna see a dead trochanter?
January 15, 2026 at 4:23 PM
wanna see a dead trochanter?
laptop but i can lift the screen up on a little arm so i don't look like a greater trochanter
January 15, 2026 at 4:12 PM
laptop but i can lift the screen up on a little arm so i don't look like a greater trochanter
someone i love very much is undergoing radiation. luckily only one site required it.
January 15, 2026 at 4:00 PM
someone i love very much is undergoing radiation. luckily only one site required it.
you can imagine what this looked like on a truly cold one (no he is not much older than i he just got a white beard really early)
January 15, 2026 at 2:34 PM
you can imagine what this looked like on a truly cold one (no he is not much older than i he just got a white beard really early)
why does yours look cute?! look… if you dare mwahahah
January 14, 2026 at 2:43 PM
why does yours look cute?! look… if you dare mwahahah
saving so i can check up on you
January 13, 2026 at 3:32 PM
saving so i can check up on you
i really effing hate this about the la times
January 13, 2026 at 2:50 PM
i really effing hate this about the la times
slouching so low on the couch so the cat can look down at you
January 12, 2026 at 8:08 PM
slouching so low on the couch so the cat can look down at you