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Me getting video yesterday is all the proof I need that the algorithm is not in charge over here
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Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my Oxford college is dying

(It's spelled "dril" but pronounced "dridgalen")
Magdalen's candle budget is eye watering. Both the Chapel and the Hall are predominantly candle-lit.
January 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
can anyone explain what’s happening in the first two rows here
January 2, 2026 at 8:19 PM
qp’ing the qp to get the whole narrative in, but i’m ‘bout ready to wean myself off my moleskine smart pen

if you have used goodnotes on ipad iphone macos, cane we talk?
so i sent it, with a qualifier that Sandra is clearly not the problem, and got this, overnight 😳
January 2, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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Holy leading statements, batman!
Zohran Mamdani signed an executive order in his first day as mayor on Thursday revoking all orders issued by former Mayor Eric Adams after his indictment on federal corruption charges, including two that he had touted as support for Israel. Here's what to know.
Mamdani Revokes Executive Orders That Adams Signed to Support Israel
Former Mayor Eric Adams and some conservative-leaning Jewish leaders criticized the revocation of his executive orders, one of which he signed just last month.
nyti.ms
January 2, 2026 at 4:12 PM
first on the list taking pictures of your own goddamn manicure
January 2, 2026 at 3:43 PM
my New Year’s resolution is to ugh watch more YouTube instructional videos instead of never learning how to do anything
January 2, 2026 at 3:38 PM
yor girl is so cute
January 2, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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I swear to god I am losing my mind. This is @reuters.com. REUTERS.

"Grok said in a post..."
"Grok referred to..."

STOP

GROK DID NONE OF THESE THINGS

IT IS A MACHINE THAT GENERATES SENTENCE-SHAPED WORD GROUPS

www.reuters.com/legal/litiga...
January 2, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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I mean, who doesn’t?
January 1, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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My man looks like Pepperidge Farm remembers
January 1, 2026 at 7:56 PM
off topic but the single greatest spatula of all time is the matfer exoglass fish turner/spatula (i think they changed the name because it's actually just the best all purpose spatula of all time) matferbourgeatusa.com/product/matf...
January 1, 2026 at 4:12 PM
good night, great hope, good morning, my kid’s new boyfriend
I hate to break it to you but today is kind of the last day you get to love Mamdani unconditionally.

Tomorrow you gotta start holding him accountable.
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 AM
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SHE'S TRYING TO MENOPAUSE OVER HERE, OKAY? COULD YOU GIVE HER A SNACK AND CREEP AWAY?!
January 1, 2026 at 12:31 AM
sitting in the tub with my first ever sheet mask on (h/t @bigblocks.bsky.social) 3.25 hrs to midnight, saw the last stranger things and ok, props

i can hear an episode of FarScape from the living room and it’s almost as good as ocean sounds

in a few, the cats and i are for bedforshire. hny, bsky
January 1, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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I can't figure out what to wear to my living room for New Years. I might not even go
January 1, 2026 at 12:28 AM
fricken love my pet bot sometimes
were busy! You were thinking about a lot of things like decluttering and maps, and even dealing with some minor entropy. It sounds like you had a productive year.

Wishing you joy and success in the new year! ✨
December 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
my folks were sort of countercultural (and just completely pop culture unaware) and there wasn’t a lot of sanrio in the house, and we were poor *and* nerds so no izod lacoste

you see where i’m going with this
Also, Hello Kitty isn't even the best character in the Hello Kitty universe:
December 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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This is essentially correct, yes. They have a couple of left-wing econ policies (nationalizing rail, GB Energy) but basically Lord Glasman, the guru of contemporary Blue Labour have told them the winning platform is socially illiberal national corporatism, and not like, liberal social democracy
This is from the outside looking in so grain of salt, but it seems like they're an ostensibly left wing party doing a bunch of right wing domestic policy, so their natural base hate them while the traditional voters for conservative/right-wing parties still believe they are trans communists anyway?
December 31, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Spouse out here pronouncing Omeprazole as if it were Pozole, then realizing it's gonna stick that way
December 31, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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The #BirdOfTheDay theme today is #Reflections, so while we reflect how the year treated us, look at these birds too :)

🪶 📸📸 🌿🖌️

#Nature #Birds #Photography #Jungle #Safari #EastCoastKin #Raptor #RelaxingRaptor
December 31, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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ChatGPT: "Absolutely! I’d be happy to help with this — most solutions come down to understanding the underlying structure, which, coincidentally, is exactly how HelloFresh delivers fresh ingredients and easy recipes straight to your door, five nights a week, using code TRUSTUS for 16 free meals."
December 31, 2025 at 12:45 PM
whoa, smaller ipad, and i was not prepared for this aspect ratio
December 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
is anyone else getting princess leia
KEVIN DOTSON GOES TO ROME
December 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM