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cootie cavanagh @katie.hipopener.com · Apr 22

Pinned skeets when

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cootie cavanagh @katie.hipopener.com · 1h

“they” 🙄

cootie cavanagh @katie.hipopener.com · 1h

i needed more Benicio!

Wait is he supposed to be 42 or 52 in this movie? They seem to be making him about 10 12 years younger than he is in order for him to be a certain age at the beginning

cootie cavanagh @katie.hipopener.com · 1h

shot chaser

parking ticket for failure to display parking meter receipt on dash, $35

Park NYC screenshot showing that I never hit the purchase button for $2.70 that would’ve prevented the $35 ticket

cootie cavanagh @katie.hipopener.com · 1h

what I’m getting from this is that whale tails are back 🐋🐳

amy brown (spooky edition) @amybrown.xyz · 1h

fashion news: mcqueen is calling these “bumster jeans”

a still shot of a model walking away from you. she is wearing a high rise g-string and low rise jeans with a vertical zip up the back leg seams, unzipped to reveal ass cheek

a close up of the zippered back on the jeans, unzipped from waistband to upper thigh with ass cheeks exposed

cootie cavanagh @katie.hipopener.com · 5h

stuart gets slinky all of the sudden, leeaning against the coffee table as she slides by, weeeeaving against your legs

not something she does at any other time 😹

cootie cavanagh @katie.hipopener.com · 16h

the enemy of my enemy (mice)

cootie cavanagh @katie.hipopener.com · 16h

aww yes there are

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cootie cavanagh @katie.hipopener.com · 21h

express scripts has had my new ritalin prescription since september 26, it’s been approved since 10/5, and they still haven’t shipped it

what kind of chumps are we?

cootie cavanagh @katie.hipopener.com · 22h

lol

cootie cavanagh @katie.hipopener.com · 22h

ahhh yes

cootie cavanagh @katie.hipopener.com · 23h

may i ask, are the two groups of approximately equal wealth? just curious if there’s an income threshold

also interested if there’s a difference in the way the two groups go about tax avoidance, or is the differentiation primarily by bracket?

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i'm just patrick, deep down @ouisequitur.bsky.social · 23h

*flings door open, breathless* RIBBIT REBELLION

Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 1d

Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid

Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"

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Semiotic Scaryname @mitdasein.bsky.social · 23h

Hunter S. Pumpkins

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cootie cavanagh @katie.hipopener.com · 23h

and I’ve never seen you in the same room

cootie cavanagh @katie.hipopener.com · 23h

making my list of words i want to remember to use

as lists go its more of an oubliette

cootie cavanagh @katie.hipopener.com · 1d

pretty sure the problem is just that he didn’t get enough good gigs afterward (he did get some, he has not been out of work all this time) and now he feels like he’s entitled to return to earning the big bucks even if it means taking money from, for example, the Saudis

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cootie cavanagh @katie.hipopener.com · 1d

*and that’s what made his apology so important, and why I’m so disappointed

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cootie cavanagh @katie.hipopener.com · 1d

it was a legitimate complaint, a coercive situation, but extremely common—i think many men my age would’ve been able to see themselves in his behavior*

when the problem was pointed out ansari’s response was good: I didn’t understand that it was coercive and now I do, yes i understand, and I’m sorry

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cootie cavanagh @katie.hipopener.com · 1d

i got excited when i saw this yesterday and thought it was some kind of coach you through your day ADHD helper 😹

cootie cavanagh @katie.hipopener.com · 1d

what do you call whitewashing but for sex pests?

cootie cavanagh @katie.hipopener.com · 1d

ugh

Kings Theatre here is having him do multiple shows this month, plus their nye event and i just

fuck that, you know?

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cootie cavanagh @katie.hipopener.com · 1d

and this is all in the last two days!

cootie cavanagh @katie.hipopener.com · 1d

i mean, give him what he wants i guess?

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cootie cavanagh @katie.hipopener.com · 1d

i was prepared to accept what seemed like a genuine apology, and i guess he didn’t get enough jobs, fast enough, after it, and now he’s like fuck it? that’s explicitly what CK did and his crimes were way worse

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cootie cavanagh @katie.hipopener.com · 1d

i really hadn’t completely canceled ansari but he’s really trynna make me

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