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Me getting video yesterday is all the proof I need that the algorithm is not in charge over here
working haphazardly on fourth step resentments and I'm at the "things that make me shake my fist at the sky" phase like, medicaid and immigration policies and us healthcare and trying to figure out how some of these affect my emotional security, sex relations (lol), self esteem yadda yadda
January 4, 2026 at 6:48 PM
wtf spotify
January 4, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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If it [doesn’t] bleed, it [doesn’t] lead.
DC had 32% fewer murders last year - and 50% fewer than 2023 - and the Post has a story about it … on page B15 of today’s paper in between the Classified Ads and Obituaries.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his hands in the air
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his hands in the air
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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~~In not-attacking-South-America news~~
NEW: Mayor Mamdani chose the third full day of his tenure to announce that he will complete the full safety redesign of deadly McGuinness Boulevard in Greenpoint — a project that was created under Mayor Bill de Blasio, but watered down by Mayor Adams in a corruption scandal. buff.ly/T2rESWz
Mamdani Announces Full McGuinness Road Diet, Finishing a Job Halted by Adams - Streetsblog New York City
Mayor Mamdani chose the third full day of his tenure to announce that he will complete the full safety redesign of deadly McGuinness Boulevard in Greenpoint — a project that was created under Mayor…
nyc.streetsblog.org
January 4, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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Marty Supreme made me realize I need to change my lifestyle (buy a spearpoint collar shirt)
January 3, 2026 at 11:16 PM
when you never really got over your first career
January 3, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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aww yeah. war-flavored content baby. love it
January 3, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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Time to arrest Macron and grab the boeuf bourguignon fields
January 3, 2026 at 5:47 PM
“This is "special military operation" in Russian.”
Soit специа́льная вое́нная опера́ция en russe.
marco rubio is calling this a law enforcement operation; not a congressional one.
January 3, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie
January 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
i didn’t have any coffee in my mouth or it would be spattered all over this post
Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie
January 3, 2026 at 5:41 PM
i want boeuf bourguignon in quantity and I want it now
January 3, 2026 at 5:39 PM
to be fair he’s also sleeping through Rubio which, who hasn’t
January 3, 2026 at 5:25 PM
i mean even aside from the compare and contrast, the piece is interesting reading so far
January 3, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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🤔🤔🤔
January 3, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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A note on today’s announcement on Maduro’s capture: insofar as the Trump admin is relying on the consent of Venezuela’s opposition (and U.S.-recognized gov’t) as an international legal justification, that would be new — not even clearly supported by the Panama precedent.
January 3, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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Informative thread from my @lawfaremedia.org colleague @sranderson.bsky.social, who is a great follow re: international and domestic law on the use of force.

Give him a follow!
A note on today’s announcement on Maduro’s capture: insofar as the Trump admin is relying on the consent of Venezuela’s opposition (and U.S.-recognized gov’t) as an international legal justification, that would be new — not even clearly supported by the Panama precedent.
January 3, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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ALL YOUR JESUS ARE BELONG TO US
January 3, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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Possession of original Star Wars film without weird Lucas additions in conspiracy against the United States
January 3, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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I sort of doubt taxing the rich will cause me to like Mitt Romney, but there’s no harm in giving it a go.
December 20, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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well, at least i can take comfort in that
Dugin is losing it on telegram just fyi
January 3, 2026 at 1:28 PM
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In the 2nd I was driving from Monkey’s house to Reston for a DCist lunch. I zoned out while driving and wound up in NYC. My car was stolen after I parked it on Weed St. and went into a store. The police came to take a report & gave me a check for $398 as compensation for having to talk to the NYPD
First culminated with a tornado interrupting prep at a resort hotel. The funnel cloud was long and straight and began to glow like fire, before turning squat and black.
Sleep was interrupted twice by really f’d up dreams. When it happened a third time I decided to get up and stay up before shit got even weirder. Shoulda stayed in bed.
January 3, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my Oxford college is dying

(It's spelled "dril" but pronounced "dridgalen")
Magdalen's candle budget is eye watering. Both the Chapel and the Hall are predominantly candle-lit.
January 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
can anyone explain what’s happening in the first two rows here
January 2, 2026 at 8:19 PM
qp’ing the qp to get the whole narrative in, but i’m ‘bout ready to wean myself off my moleskine smart pen

if you have used goodnotes on ipad iphone macos, cane we talk?
so i sent it, with a qualifier that Sandra is clearly not the problem, and got this, overnight 😳
January 2, 2026 at 4:31 PM