F. Scott FitzJerry
@katie.hipopener.com
officially jerrified
Hello to Jason Isaacs
yoga teacher me is @hipopener.com
🧘♂️🏎️ 🏖️😐 👊🇺🇸🔥
Hello to Jason Isaacs
yoga teacher me is @hipopener.com
🧘♂️🏎️ 🏖️😐 👊🇺🇸🔥
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F. Scott FitzJerry
@katie.hipopener.com
· Sep 12
Me getting video yesterday is all the proof I need that the algorithm is not in charge over here
hey look who finally wrote me back! apparently he didn't vote for that bill that passed, and some of his senate colleagues did it's funny there's probably somebody whose job it is to make sure those colleagues vote the way we want them to
January 17, 2026 at 5:35 AM
hey look who finally wrote me back! apparently he didn't vote for that bill that passed, and some of his senate colleagues did it's funny there's probably somebody whose job it is to make sure those colleagues vote the way we want them to
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stabbed on a train by twelve people in succession, briefly confusing investigators
November 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
stabbed on a train by twelve people in succession, briefly confusing investigators
just just just like this 20 seconds... youtu.be/q-UQ6C9V8k4?...
No drawing, just writing with the Apple Pencil
YouTube video by 58keys William Gallagher
youtu.be
January 16, 2026 at 9:25 PM
just just just like this 20 seconds... youtu.be/q-UQ6C9V8k4?...
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Chemistry as ANTIFA
This is your reminder that Hungarian-Jewish scientist George de Hevesy dissolved two Nobel Prizes in aqua regia to keep them out of the hands of the Nazis.
He then left the dissolved solution on his shelf and fled to Sweden.
(After the war he un-dissolved the gold and the prizes were re-cast.)
He then left the dissolved solution on his shelf and fled to Sweden.
(After the war he un-dissolved the gold and the prizes were re-cast.)
January 16, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Chemistry as ANTIFA
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i am “BUY A FOREIGN CAR Help 10 Americans lose their jobs!” years old
January 16, 2026 at 7:07 PM
i am “BUY A FOREIGN CAR Help 10 Americans lose their jobs!” years old
the point is my mom fucking loved her honda fit, show them we *all* love the fit, the fit shall make us free
Will Stancil is on the Fury Road in a goddamn Fit, someone help these people out
January 16, 2026 at 7:07 PM
the point is my mom fucking loved her honda fit, show them we *all* love the fit, the fit shall make us free
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Will Stancil is on the Fury Road in a goddamn Fit, someone help these people out
January 16, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Will Stancil is on the Fury Road in a goddamn Fit, someone help these people out
somebody ask jack daniels if he’s got a standing date on friday nights
everyone is making the whiskey friday joke so I am sorry to inform you that they have, in fact, tucked their tail between their legs
January 16, 2026 at 6:57 PM
somebody ask jack daniels if he’s got a standing date on friday nights
podcasts
"non-televised, in person private event" raises more questions than it answers... are they hiring CBS studios out for wedding receptions? what is going on there?
January 16, 2026 at 6:55 PM
podcasts
fit check for my youtube era
No drawing, just writing with the Apple Pencil
YouTube video by 58keys William Gallagher
youtu.be
January 16, 2026 at 6:12 PM
fit check for my youtube era
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Christopher Plummer as Mike Wallace in The Insider?
January 16, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Christopher Plummer as Mike Wallace in The Insider?
so the link card is fixed, but the headline still says "Nobel Peace Prize gives Prize to Donald Trump...", missing out the word "winner" and calling it the "prize"
which, who up drunk at the Mirror offices at 10pm on a thur?
which, who up drunk at the Mirror offices at 10pm on a thur?
January 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
so the link card is fixed, but the headline still says "Nobel Peace Prize gives Prize to Donald Trump...", missing out the word "winner" and calling it the "prize"
which, who up drunk at the Mirror offices at 10pm on a thur?
which, who up drunk at the Mirror offices at 10pm on a thur?
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As aside, nobody would care a wit about Chana Akins' substance abuse behavioral research if she used mice or rats, but she uses a unique model organism. That's the whole criticism!
scholars.uky.edu/en/persons/c...
abainternational.org/constituents...
scholars.uky.edu/en/persons/c...
abainternational.org/constituents...
The total NSF budget was 9 billion. I doubt they spend 89% of it on quail.
January 15, 2026 at 9:40 PM
As aside, nobody would care a wit about Chana Akins' substance abuse behavioral research if she used mice or rats, but she uses a unique model organism. That's the whole criticism!
scholars.uky.edu/en/persons/c...
abainternational.org/constituents...
scholars.uky.edu/en/persons/c...
abainternational.org/constituents...
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wanna see a dead trochanter?
January 15, 2026 at 4:23 PM
wanna see a dead trochanter?
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Greater Trochantor so d&d coded
(shut up this got a huge laugh in my yin yoga class last night)
(shut up this got a huge laugh in my yin yoga class last night)
January 15, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Greater Trochantor so d&d coded
(shut up this got a huge laugh in my yin yoga class last night)
(shut up this got a huge laugh in my yin yoga class last night)
my high school is raising money by offering classes to alums and parents and they're doing Beginning Latin which i didn't get to take in school and have always been 😡👊 about
the school is famous for its teachers (they're either outstanding and weird, or weird and criminal)
and i can't take it
the school is famous for its teachers (they're either outstanding and weird, or weird and criminal)
and i can't take it
January 15, 2026 at 9:31 PM
my high school is raising money by offering classes to alums and parents and they're doing Beginning Latin which i didn't get to take in school and have always been 😡👊 about
the school is famous for its teachers (they're either outstanding and weird, or weird and criminal)
and i can't take it
the school is famous for its teachers (they're either outstanding and weird, or weird and criminal)
and i can't take it
i gotta hit the apple store in downtown brooklyn (flatbush, between BAM and fulton mall) again, what should i hit while i'm there?
January 15, 2026 at 5:25 PM
i gotta hit the apple store in downtown brooklyn (flatbush, between BAM and fulton mall) again, what should i hit while i'm there?
how do you make youtube play on repeat
Kitten Snoring and Purring
YouTube video by MaxluvsMya
youtu.be
January 15, 2026 at 4:17 PM
how do you make youtube play on repeat
laptop but i can lift the screen up on a little arm so i don't look like a greater trochanter
January 15, 2026 at 4:12 PM
laptop but i can lift the screen up on a little arm so i don't look like a greater trochanter
someone i love very much is undergoing radiation. luckily only one site required it.
January 15, 2026 at 4:00 PM
someone i love very much is undergoing radiation. luckily only one site required it.
i'm having a spiritual moment with this thread
so what began as a quest to cancel a single line... finished as the brisk awakening to the things that are no longer (wait for it)
Serving me
Serving me
January 15, 2026 at 2:38 PM
i'm having a spiritual moment with this thread
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And then i was like “sure”
And the one thing you should know is … I’m not like these other guys
I am completely aware that i am susceptible
And the one thing you should know is … I’m not like these other guys
I am completely aware that i am susceptible
January 15, 2026 at 1:41 PM
And then i was like “sure”
And the one thing you should know is … I’m not like these other guys
I am completely aware that i am susceptible
And the one thing you should know is … I’m not like these other guys
I am completely aware that i am susceptible
accidentally butt dialing a lot while compiling a list of phone numbers yes compiling WITH MY ASS
January 14, 2026 at 3:51 PM
accidentally butt dialing a lot while compiling a list of phone numbers yes compiling WITH MY ASS
funny story, my only experience with meta ray bans was on an international flight in a six seater prop plane. our pilot was wearing them.
The funny thing is that you can see these exact same articles written about Google Glass in 2012. Casting them as inevitable is part of the hype cycle.
You Won’t Be Able to Escape Smart Glasses in 2026
Meta is betting big on AI eyewear, with production of its Ray-Ban collaboration expected to hit 10 million pairs annually by the end of the year. But will the tech-ified accessory ever actually be con...
www.gq.com
January 14, 2026 at 2:52 PM
funny story, my only experience with meta ray bans was on an international flight in a six seater prop plane. our pilot was wearing them.
man i wish I had the balls to post a sheetmask selfie
(ht @bigblocks.bsky.social for converting me to the Sunday night bath time sheet mask)
(ht @bigblocks.bsky.social for converting me to the Sunday night bath time sheet mask)
January 14, 2026 at 2:12 PM
man i wish I had the balls to post a sheetmask selfie
(ht @bigblocks.bsky.social for converting me to the Sunday night bath time sheet mask)
(ht @bigblocks.bsky.social for converting me to the Sunday night bath time sheet mask)