Josiah Hawthorne
@josiahhawthorne.bsky.social
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I'm not Young, Restless, or Reformed -- I'm Old, Exhausted, and (Ana)baptist. Half Took, Half Baggins. #ADHD. He/him.
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josiahhawthorne.bsky.social
On Twitter, JeremyWingert79 asked how we stay sane through the next few years. Here's my answer -- a 🧵:

--Focus on the local, things within your sphere of influence, and your ability to impact.

--Cultivate unplugged times. Awareness is important, but this is a marathon, not a sprint.

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josiahhawthorne.bsky.social
...You see it too, right?

(Ht: Keith Edwards)
The light behind Trump makes it look like he has a pair of horns.
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ianlivingston.bsky.social
Welcome to Antifa, Gov. Stitt
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
“.. the first time a Republican governor has questioned the interstate deployment of National Guard troops over a governor’s objections.”

@nytimes.com #OKgov
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/09/u...
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politico.com
Republican Governor of Oklahoma Kevin Stitt condemns the deployment of Texas's National Guard to Illinois.

“Oklahomans would lose their mind if [Gov. JB] Pritzker in Illinois sent troops down to Oklahoma during the Biden administration,” Stitt told The New York Times in an interview.
GOP Oklahoma governor criticizes Texas National Guard deployment to Illinois
Kevin Stitt, the chair of the National Governors Association, broke with his party in an interview with The New York Times.
www.politico.com
josiahhawthorne.bsky.social
Oh wow. Like a Hell House but for Left Behind fans.
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cooperlund.online
OH they're *all* frying their brains on AI-generated videos
atrupar.com
RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."
josiahhawthorne.bsky.social
I don't think so. Is that the thing where you had to pretend it was the Tribulation and you had to sneak to your "secret" "underground church" meeting without the "soldiers" catching you?
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jackjenkins.me
This apparently came up during the court proceedings, but I was surprised to see that it actually made it in to the TRO.
tznkai.bsky.social
A lot of the injunction is basically "don't do cop violence without justification" but this popped out at me
2. It is further ORDERED that all Federal Agents, excepting those who do not wear a
uniform or other distinguishing clothing or equipment in the regular performance of their official
Case: 1:25-cv-12173 Document #: 42 Filed: 10/09/25 Page 4 of 6 PageID #:838
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duties or are engaged in undercover operations in the regular performance of their official duties,
must have visible identification (for which a unique recognizable alphanumeric identifier sequence
will suffice) affixed to their uniforms or helmets and prominently displayed, including when
wearing riot gear
josiahhawthorne.bsky.social
My mom claims they acted this out at this church coffeeshop they were part of but it sounds like everyone knew it was the dads from the church. The whole thing was more of a LARP of the Tribulation than anything else.

Oh, and I should mention that church became an actual cult over time.
josiahhawthorne.bsky.social
I heard it at summer camp as a church in communist China and the people who burst in were dressed as Maoists.
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dankaszeta.bsky.social
I absolutely hate that putting something in " " no longer gets you anywhere in google search. It literally gives you stuff other than the verbatim thing you asked for.

Why? It used to work. Why make it dumber?
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kaytsukel.bsky.social
To “make” the proof. Jesus.
atrupar.com
RFK Jr on Tylenol and autism: "It is not proof. We're doing the studies to make the proof."
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atticus59914029.bsky.social
I’ve been waiting for them to start talking about trying to stop the planned 10/18 protests.

Americans - if you are inclined to and able to, get out to a protest on 10/18. Peacefully exercise your Constitutional rights, to speak, to assemble, to seek redress of grievances, to live as free people.
atrupar.com
"Maybe you can look into that, Pam" -- Trump directs Pam Bondi to try to stop a planned anti-Trump rally in Austin
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golikehellmachine.com
i regret to inform all of you that greene is actually good at a certain kind of backstabbing politics
atrupar.com
Marjorie Taylor Greene on CNN (!): "I'm getting phone calls from people that are saying if the ACA tax credits expire, they aren't gonna be able to have health insurance. They're going to have to drop it."
josiahhawthorne.bsky.social
We are so close to getting Reaganomics declared an official heresy...
josiahhawthorne.bsky.social
I was wondering (given that she's close to the same age bracket as I am) if she had seen the Wishbone adaptation of those books and took her cues from there.
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rattatatouille.bsky.social
Billy Shake's intended takeaway from Romeo and Juliet: I get that their families beefing is stupid but these kids are just as dumb too

The modern takeaway: Aww, look at these kids! How romantic!
josiahhawthorne.bsky.social
The only reason anyone thinks "Romeo and Juliet" is romantic is they don't spend enough time together to discover each other's horrible character defects before they die.

If they had actually succeeded in running away together it would have been like the last scene from "The Graduate"
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gaudynight78.bsky.social
"Love your neighbor, love your God, save your soul and quit your job" - chant that has become a regular part of the Broadview demonstrations, according to the Rev. David Black, as reported by @jackjenkins.me
josiahhawthorne.bsky.social
The only reason anyone thinks "Romeo and Juliet" is romantic is they don't spend enough time together to discover each other's horrible character defects before they die.

If they had actually succeeded in running away together it would have been like the last scene from "The Graduate"
josiahhawthorne.bsky.social
Oh god where do I begin? The Scarlet Letter was the *opposite* of a love kept secret, it was an open humiliation (for Hester) and inner torment and guilt (for Dimmsdale) and they don't get to be together at the end; NEITHER OF THESE STORIES IS ROMANTIC; Romeo is impulsive and prone to self-harm...
josiahhawthorne.bsky.social
Me: "Okay, let me look at the lyrics, now I'm curious."

Me: "..."

Me: "Has... has she actually read the book?"
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snarkranger.bsky.social
This is delusional. You can't support a hospital on only an ER - they're not the profit center of a hospital! ERs take enormous charity care losses due to EMTALA and have to be cross-subsidized by more profitable service areas.
atrupar.com
SCARBOROUGH: The Nebraska Rural Health Association says at least 6 rural hospitals would have to close bc of the big beautiful bill

FLOOD: Here's the deal: Some hospitals that are rural hospitals are going to eventually have to transition from being acute bed hospitals into being an ER model
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atrupar.com
Republican C-SPAN caller to Mike Johnson: "As a Republican, I'm very disappointed in my party,and I'm very disappointed in you, because you have the power to call the House back. You refuse to do that just for a show."
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bezner.bsky.social
Learn to do what is good.
Pursue justice.
Correct the oppressor.
Defend the rights
of the fatherless.
Plead the widow’s cause.
—Isaiah 1:17

Worship without tending to these things is foul.
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geographile.bsky.social
A couple of nights ago a helicopter crashed onto a freeway in Sacramento and managed to hit a patch without cars. The cars all stopped in time. Folks jumped out and found out that all three of the passengers were alive. The helicopter was on one so they lifted it off.
Wow.
youtu.be/AyqeKzWklEI?...
Bystanders help lift helicopter off injured paramedic after crash onto Sacramento highway
YouTube video by ABC7 News Bay Area
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