lol, sorry, that’s Charlie Brown. It’s what my brother called him as a kid and I kinda forgot that wasn’t his real name

It’s on them to protect their ankles tbh

I’m like….. a very very dedicated very hard worker. I’m kinda slow, I guess, but I’m productive. If my industry was something that people valued, they’d be like “she’s a workaholic 😔” but since I’m ~just making art~ I’m like, lazy and not grown-up.

when I don’t have a task, I feel like a border collie in an under-stimulating suburban home. looking around like “I guess?? I guess I should bite the kids??”

they can’t help being child actors!! it’s literally the whole situation of child actors..

their purse childlike hearts know it’s wrong

at least there’s social homogeneity clout to be gained from listening to my number one enemy Taylor. Meghan Trainor is for girls who are upgrading out of their first training bra…….

If we go to minimum staffing, it’s one ref and one circ…..: and guess what dumb dyke is the designated circ

idk… I think he really has the vibe of “(taking every single thing out of his wallet and pockets) no, no I know I just saw it” even when you tell him you can look him up with drivers license if he can’t find his card

they all do it all the time!!

The genuine real life version of this is like “I’m not sure if it’s on my card, or the wife’s card, or any of the kids’ cards”

I love it! She was like “I’m sorry if this is weird” but it’s perfect!

I can literally feel this in my bones

having to have another coworker come to save me like “Katie you have a call in the back”