Katie Herrmann
@katieherrmann.bsky.social
Lawyer. I make up songs about my dog and sing them to her. Sometimes I run into things.
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@joshuaerlich.bsky.social ordered a cat litter box robot and it came today.
It is the size of a washing machine.
He had no idea.
He brought it up to our apartment in a large canvas drawstring bag, slung over his shoulder like Santa Claus.
I can't stop laughing.
It is the size of a washing machine.
He had no idea.
He brought it up to our apartment in a large canvas drawstring bag, slung over his shoulder like Santa Claus.
I can't stop laughing.
November 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
@joshuaerlich.bsky.social ordered a cat litter box robot and it came today.
It is the size of a washing machine.
He had no idea.
He brought it up to our apartment in a large canvas drawstring bag, slung over his shoulder like Santa Claus.
I can't stop laughing.
It is the size of a washing machine.
He had no idea.
He brought it up to our apartment in a large canvas drawstring bag, slung over his shoulder like Santa Claus.
I can't stop laughing.
Me, earlier today:
November 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Me, earlier today:
Beside myself.
Consider a safety audit before your dime store Teddy Ruxpin teaches children how to light a match and where to find the knives.
Consider a safety audit before your dime store Teddy Ruxpin teaches children how to light a match and where to find the knives.
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Beside myself.
Consider a safety audit before your dime store Teddy Ruxpin teaches children how to light a match and where to find the knives.
Consider a safety audit before your dime store Teddy Ruxpin teaches children how to light a match and where to find the knives.
Came here to confess this. She also goes by Lady Huffs and Puffs, Pumpkinhead, Princess Peach, Wagglebutt, and Tappy-toes. Here's our gal:
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Came here to confess this. She also goes by Lady Huffs and Puffs, Pumpkinhead, Princess Peach, Wagglebutt, and Tappy-toes. Here's our gal:
Brad Parker, my step-dad, passed away suddenly and unexpectedly today at age 61.
Tell the people you love how much they mean to you and keep them close.
Tell the people you love how much they mean to you and keep them close.
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Brad Parker, my step-dad, passed away suddenly and unexpectedly today at age 61.
Tell the people you love how much they mean to you and keep them close.
Tell the people you love how much they mean to you and keep them close.
Happy Halloween, friend-os.
October 31, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Happy Halloween, friend-os.
Proof I've been a clown since at least 1989.
October 31, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Proof I've been a clown since at least 1989.
Cat too long, need bigger couch
October 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Cat too long, need bigger couch
Got myself out of bed and out of the safety of my house today to go for a silly little walk. All on my own. Proud of me.
A reminder to myself in better times (when I find my pride at this laughable) to take it easy.
And hopefully a reminder in the bad times that it only *feels* impossible.
A reminder to myself in better times (when I find my pride at this laughable) to take it easy.
And hopefully a reminder in the bad times that it only *feels* impossible.
October 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Got myself out of bed and out of the safety of my house today to go for a silly little walk. All on my own. Proud of me.
A reminder to myself in better times (when I find my pride at this laughable) to take it easy.
And hopefully a reminder in the bad times that it only *feels* impossible.
A reminder to myself in better times (when I find my pride at this laughable) to take it easy.
And hopefully a reminder in the bad times that it only *feels* impossible.
Therapist: Have you tried carrying a worry stone?
Me: Yeah. Once.
My last worry stone:
Me: Yeah. Once.
My last worry stone:
October 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Therapist: Have you tried carrying a worry stone?
Me: Yeah. Once.
My last worry stone:
Me: Yeah. Once.
My last worry stone:
I couldn't bring myself to volley back this joke but here's our cat:
October 7, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I couldn't bring myself to volley back this joke but here's our cat:
Here's the little scamp:
October 7, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Here's the little scamp:
Someone made a challenge coin commemorating a cop we sued, for doing the thing we sued him for.
Didn't work out well for him.
Didn't work out well for him.
October 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Someone made a challenge coin commemorating a cop we sued, for doing the thing we sued him for.
Didn't work out well for him.
Didn't work out well for him.
Enjoy this journal entry of mine from 30+ years ago.
September 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Enjoy this journal entry of mine from 30+ years ago.
The Tigers didn't have a good night at Comerica, but the Herrmanns had a blast.
Happy 70th to my Dad!
Happy 70th to my Dad!
September 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The Tigers didn't have a good night at Comerica, but the Herrmanns had a blast.
Happy 70th to my Dad!
Happy 70th to my Dad!
Reunited with this unit (my mom's pup). So much joy.
September 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Reunited with this unit (my mom's pup). So much joy.
Now that I have more time on my hands, I know @joshuaerlich.bsky.social appreciates these little messages from me throughout the day.
Callie is a labrador.
Callie is a labrador.
September 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Now that I have more time on my hands, I know @joshuaerlich.bsky.social appreciates these little messages from me throughout the day.
Callie is a labrador.
Callie is a labrador.
I feel you little dude.
September 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I feel you little dude.
🎶 psycho killer
stress crochet 🎶
stress crochet 🎶
August 31, 2025 at 10:40 PM
🎶 psycho killer
stress crochet 🎶
stress crochet 🎶
Anyone else's cat try to jump in the shower with them from time to time?
Or is that just our little guy?
Nearly took the shower curtain down earlier like I was at the Bates Motel.
Cat scared the spirit out of me.
Or is that just our little guy?
Nearly took the shower curtain down earlier like I was at the Bates Motel.
Cat scared the spirit out of me.
August 31, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Anyone else's cat try to jump in the shower with them from time to time?
Or is that just our little guy?
Nearly took the shower curtain down earlier like I was at the Bates Motel.
Cat scared the spirit out of me.
Or is that just our little guy?
Nearly took the shower curtain down earlier like I was at the Bates Motel.
Cat scared the spirit out of me.
Never trust a female
August 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Never trust a female
Friends. The color names for this lip gloss by comedians Dulcé Sloan and Lace Larabee.
Yes, I am sharing an ad, but trust me.
Yes, I am sharing an ad, but trust me.
August 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Friends. The color names for this lip gloss by comedians Dulcé Sloan and Lace Larabee.
Yes, I am sharing an ad, but trust me.
Yes, I am sharing an ad, but trust me.
Its important to have a sister who keeps you in line. (I am that sister here.)
August 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Its important to have a sister who keeps you in line. (I am that sister here.)