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alyssa mitaka
@katjera.bsky.social
· Sep 10
rather the shithole you know than the shithole you don't
trying to identify a raptor in flight while in a moving car when you forgot your binoculars at home is a losing game but boy do i love to play
December 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
trying to identify a raptor in flight while in a moving car when you forgot your binoculars at home is a losing game but boy do i love to play
silent alyssa, holy alyssa
December 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
silent alyssa, holy alyssa
the only thing that would make All the things she said a better song is if it were written by real lesbians
December 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
the only thing that would make All the things she said a better song is if it were written by real lesbians
okay so this storm took out my phone and a whole market thingy that was being built across the street
crazy storm outside right now, for once the insomnia is a blessing cuz i fucking love storms and haven't witnessed one in over 2 years
December 19, 2025 at 12:23 PM
okay so this storm took out my phone and a whole market thingy that was being built across the street
crazy storm outside right now, for once the insomnia is a blessing cuz i fucking love storms and haven't witnessed one in over 2 years
December 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
crazy storm outside right now, for once the insomnia is a blessing cuz i fucking love storms and haven't witnessed one in over 2 years
genuinely don't know what's worse, the smell of alcoholism or the smell of garlicholism
December 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
genuinely don't know what's worse, the smell of alcoholism or the smell of garlicholism
the critical role guys are really living the dream
December 10, 2025 at 10:55 AM
the critical role guys are really living the dream
i'm incredibly zonked and need to pass out immediately because i am not steady on my feet at all but i need kunafa so unbelievably badly rn
December 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
i'm incredibly zonked and need to pass out immediately because i am not steady on my feet at all but i need kunafa so unbelievably badly rn
honestly i lack the patience for those ice creams with the exoskeletons
December 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
honestly i lack the patience for those ice creams with the exoskeletons
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I need someone to go into my files and uninstall fibromyalgia
December 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I need someone to go into my files and uninstall fibromyalgia
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you can be the most reasonable, intelligent, measured person on the planet and 3 minutes of a migraine will have you looking longingly at a drill and considering whether trepanning was honestly that bad of an idea
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
you can be the most reasonable, intelligent, measured person on the planet and 3 minutes of a migraine will have you looking longingly at a drill and considering whether trepanning was honestly that bad of an idea
my body CLAIMED 11 hours of sleep from me. that's kinda rude
December 6, 2025 at 8:57 AM
my body CLAIMED 11 hours of sleep from me. that's kinda rude
whenever i see dry mouth as a medication side effect i'm like Who gaf but this is actually torture
December 5, 2025 at 7:40 AM
whenever i see dry mouth as a medication side effect i'm like Who gaf but this is actually torture
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not to be a conspiracy theorist but it's very suspicious how much better piastri has been doing since the car was clocked as illegal... hmmm...
November 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
not to be a conspiracy theorist but it's very suspicious how much better piastri has been doing since the car was clocked as illegal... hmmm...
i can't believe the SF25 managed to get worse
November 30, 2025 at 11:42 AM
i can't believe the SF25 managed to get worse
someone on ig just liked a comment of mine from 7 years ago. what
November 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
someone on ig just liked a comment of mine from 7 years ago. what
avoidants and the anxious are literally two cheeks on the same ass can we stop this tomfoolery now
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
avoidants and the anxious are literally two cheeks on the same ass can we stop this tomfoolery now
had to take new ID pictures today and mere seconds before they were taken some insect bit me on my forehead and left a huge red bump
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
had to take new ID pictures today and mere seconds before they were taken some insect bit me on my forehead and left a huge red bump
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if i say "i’m gonna watch this movie soon" just know that it could mean tonight or 2027
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
if i say "i’m gonna watch this movie soon" just know that it could mean tonight or 2027
damn i have used my phone so little today that my battery is still full from this morning's charge
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
damn i have used my phone so little today that my battery is still full from this morning's charge
i swear when drivers in this city come across pedestrians what they see is human sized bowling pins
November 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
i swear when drivers in this city come across pedestrians what they see is human sized bowling pins
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if you [caption this clip with direct or implicit reference to public figures or politicians] you go to [suspended] 😂😂😂
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
if you [caption this clip with direct or implicit reference to public figures or politicians] you go to [suspended] 😂😂😂