Live footage of what I’m going to do if the thunder wakes my niece up for a third time.

I long to live in a world where only Charley suffers from the consequences of his own actions.

I phoned it in this time around with store bought frosting and box mixes, but I genuinely forget how much I enjoy baking. I’m still adjusting to having a kitchen that has an appropriate amount of space, but I’d like to find more time for baking now that things are getting less chaotic.

We have a squirrel at our office who is hellbent on getting inside to make friends. To be clear, his inside friends feed him fancy snacks whenever they go outside, so I completely get it #RegularlyScheduledSquirrelSkeets

I so infrequently do anything outside of my comfort zone, but with Valentine’s Day falling on a Friday this year, I’m giving serious consideration to trying this because it’s so much harder to rizz ‘em with the ‘tism on apps.

My baby niece arrived this morning at 1:35am. 🖋️🌿 is absolutely perfect. The proud parents are chronically offline and have asked no identifying photos be posted of her, but I was told covering her with a burrito was fine.

I met my grandmother in Boston for dinner last night and couldn’t pass up the opportunity to go in a little early to buy tacky touristy things for my nieces.

The last 9 days have been awful, but this almost makes it worth it.

One of my incredibly talented friends helped bring this crocheted baby dragon to life for a gift I’m making for my incoming baby niece and I’m just so happy.

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I keep thinking about this shirt I saw at the mall the other day and I feel like I really missed an opportunity here.