Kato (He/Him) 🏳️⚧️
@katothegreato.bsky.social
35. 🏳️⚧️ + AuDHD. Temu Zac Efron. Proud catdad to Graham (and Ari 🌈). Human embodiment of chaotic good. Uncle to R + P. Cryptids are my Roman Empire. Lifelong New Englander living in Kentuckiana.
There should be some sort of CAPTCHA on DoorDash if your order screams “I’ve taken edibles”
The good news, my headache is mostly gone, the bad news is that the trade off was 5 hours of being absolutely incapacitated.
The good news, my headache is mostly gone, the bad news is that the trade off was 5 hours of being absolutely incapacitated.
June 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
There should be some sort of CAPTCHA on DoorDash if your order screams “I’ve taken edibles”
The good news, my headache is mostly gone, the bad news is that the trade off was 5 hours of being absolutely incapacitated.
The good news, my headache is mostly gone, the bad news is that the trade off was 5 hours of being absolutely incapacitated.
Live footage of what I’m going to do if the thunder wakes my niece up for a third time.
February 16, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Live footage of what I’m going to do if the thunder wakes my niece up for a third time.
I long to live in a world where only Charley suffers from the consequences of his own actions.
February 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I long to live in a world where only Charley suffers from the consequences of his own actions.
I do generally see myself as a positive person, but on Valentine’s Day 3 years ago I was putting a deposit down on a romantic getaway to a 5-star hotel for that October and today I ate tortilla chips over my sink, so I think I deserve a little bit of depressive disassociation as a treat.
February 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I do generally see myself as a positive person, but on Valentine’s Day 3 years ago I was putting a deposit down on a romantic getaway to a 5-star hotel for that October and today I ate tortilla chips over my sink, so I think I deserve a little bit of depressive disassociation as a treat.
I phoned it in this time around with store bought frosting and box mixes, but I genuinely forget how much I enjoy baking. I’m still adjusting to having a kitchen that has an appropriate amount of space, but I’d like to find more time for baking now that things are getting less chaotic.
February 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I phoned it in this time around with store bought frosting and box mixes, but I genuinely forget how much I enjoy baking. I’m still adjusting to having a kitchen that has an appropriate amount of space, but I’d like to find more time for baking now that things are getting less chaotic.
We have a squirrel at our office who is hellbent on getting inside to make friends. To be clear, his inside friends feed him fancy snacks whenever they go outside, so I completely get it #RegularlyScheduledSquirrelSkeets
February 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
We have a squirrel at our office who is hellbent on getting inside to make friends. To be clear, his inside friends feed him fancy snacks whenever they go outside, so I completely get it #RegularlyScheduledSquirrelSkeets
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I so infrequently do anything outside of my comfort zone, but with Valentine’s Day falling on a Friday this year, I’m giving serious consideration to trying this because it’s so much harder to rizz ‘em with the ‘tism on apps.
January 21, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I so infrequently do anything outside of my comfort zone, but with Valentine’s Day falling on a Friday this year, I’m giving serious consideration to trying this because it’s so much harder to rizz ‘em with the ‘tism on apps.
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This dystopia brings out the most beautiful blue in your eyes.
January 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
This dystopia brings out the most beautiful blue in your eyes.
After extending my trip by 5 days I am finally going home tomorrow. I am so grateful for all of the time I’ve had with my family, but I am so excited to sleep in my own bed tomorrow night that it’s almost embarrassing.
January 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
After extending my trip by 5 days I am finally going home tomorrow. I am so grateful for all of the time I’ve had with my family, but I am so excited to sleep in my own bed tomorrow night that it’s almost embarrassing.
My baby niece arrived this morning at 1:35am. 🖋️🌿 is absolutely perfect. The proud parents are chronically offline and have asked no identifying photos be posted of her, but I was told covering her with a burrito was fine.
January 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
My baby niece arrived this morning at 1:35am. 🖋️🌿 is absolutely perfect. The proud parents are chronically offline and have asked no identifying photos be posted of her, but I was told covering her with a burrito was fine.
I met my grandmother in Boston for dinner last night and couldn’t pass up the opportunity to go in a little early to buy tacky touristy things for my nieces.
December 30, 2024 at 6:08 PM
I met my grandmother in Boston for dinner last night and couldn’t pass up the opportunity to go in a little early to buy tacky touristy things for my nieces.
Sometimes you just need to take 5 minutes of our your day to recenter and listen to the NeverEnding Story theme instead of sending a regretful email.
a boy wearing headphones is standing in a classroom
Alt: GIF of Jimmy Pesto Jr. from Bob’s Burgers listening to headphones and slow dancing in the middle of a cafeteria.
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December 17, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Sometimes you just need to take 5 minutes of our your day to recenter and listen to the NeverEnding Story theme instead of sending a regretful email.
The last 9 days have been awful, but this almost makes it worth it.
December 7, 2024 at 12:31 AM
The last 9 days have been awful, but this almost makes it worth it.
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Note for the upcoming holiday season,,, some of us are on a sobriety journey and mocktails or non-alcoholic beer options make a big difference 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
November 26, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Note for the upcoming holiday season,,, some of us are on a sobriety journey and mocktails or non-alcoholic beer options make a big difference 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
Ways that I know time off is long overdue: I threw a, albeit justifiable, nutty and tipped over my bookcase.
November 26, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Ways that I know time off is long overdue: I threw a, albeit justifiable, nutty and tipped over my bookcase.
I once had someone, whose opinion I valued highly, tell me that trans rights weren’t their concern because there were so many more important things to focus on. It’s why I’m not surprised by the abrupt shift, because some people will always see us as the reasonable sacrifice.
November 21, 2024 at 8:12 PM
I once had someone, whose opinion I valued highly, tell me that trans rights weren’t their concern because there were so many more important things to focus on. It’s why I’m not surprised by the abrupt shift, because some people will always see us as the reasonable sacrifice.
I wholeheartedly believe in never making fun of anyone’s appearance, but I’m also concerned with how much Matt Gaetz looks like he might be Fortune Feimster’s evil drag persona.
November 21, 2024 at 6:51 PM
I wholeheartedly believe in never making fun of anyone’s appearance, but I’m also concerned with how much Matt Gaetz looks like he might be Fortune Feimster’s evil drag persona.
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aw :( skeet skeet motherfucker. aw skeet skeet goddamn
November 18, 2024 at 6:25 PM
aw :( skeet skeet motherfucker. aw skeet skeet goddamn
Oh so Josh Allen slams his helmet down and he’s “passionate about the game”, but I do it and it’s “Kato, where the fuck did you get that football helmet from?”
November 17, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Oh so Josh Allen slams his helmet down and he’s “passionate about the game”, but I do it and it’s “Kato, where the fuck did you get that football helmet from?”
I cannot wait until maintenance shows up in the morning so I can be righteously indignant about their non-response to the indoor swimming pool in my basement.
November 14, 2024 at 2:23 AM
I cannot wait until maintenance shows up in the morning so I can be righteously indignant about their non-response to the indoor swimming pool in my basement.
One of my incredibly talented friends helped bring this crocheted baby dragon to life for a gift I’m making for my incoming baby niece and I’m just so happy.
www.etsy.com/shop/MyOnlyF...
www.etsy.com/shop/MyOnlyF...
November 13, 2024 at 2:12 PM
One of my incredibly talented friends helped bring this crocheted baby dragon to life for a gift I’m making for my incoming baby niece and I’m just so happy.
www.etsy.com/shop/MyOnlyF...
www.etsy.com/shop/MyOnlyF...
I’m hoping that putting on ELO’s Mr. Blue Sky manifests a better end to this week, because between the flooded basement, lack of heat, and crippling headaches, I’m really holding tight to any positivity I can find.
November 13, 2024 at 2:06 PM
I’m hoping that putting on ELO’s Mr. Blue Sky manifests a better end to this week, because between the flooded basement, lack of heat, and crippling headaches, I’m really holding tight to any positivity I can find.
My niece arrives in roughly 6 weeks and I’d always told my sister and BIL I would wear a suit to the hospital, but now I’m wondering if I have time to get a regency era tailcoat.
November 9, 2024 at 4:11 AM
My niece arrives in roughly 6 weeks and I’d always told my sister and BIL I would wear a suit to the hospital, but now I’m wondering if I have time to get a regency era tailcoat.