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katt_goddess
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In a past life: author, cartoonist, actor.
Currently: does horrible things in the name of pop culture, usually with a cat whisker as a paintbrush. Thumb-slave to a rescue tabby/cali/Heinz 57 trash goblin and 1 ancient 'keet.
Sarcasm is never optional.
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Screen caps from an episode of 'Venture Brothers'. Top features Dr. Venture sitting on a couch, caption 'Why are you naked?' Bottom features Brock Sampson, naked [with censor bar] covered in blood, holding the decapitated head of a Guild agent, caption 'To prey on their fear. Move like an animal to feel the kill.'
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Merry Samhain to those that celebrate!

And to those that don't, I still have candies!
Little black kitten peeking out of a black ceramic cauldron featuring a pentagram and florals in white. Caption 'Mixing up my next spell. Be right back'.
October 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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That frickin' rug...
Image of a riding truck toy on its side with the front wheels off and scattered, a tabby cat lying passed out on its back beside it. Caption reads 'Please take a moment to talk to your cat about catnip'
October 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Sailor Moon and Sailor Chibi [Mini] Moon posing.
October 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Sunday Motivationals! The VB Conjectural Technologies keychain! A give-away for Dragon*Con 2025, it featured both the company name & its motto. I had a lot of pink ones & needed something pink related so you can thank Pete White's pink shirt for this choice. More info in the ALT.
Front of the 'Conjectural Technologies' keychain, a give-away item created for Dragon*Con 2025. Nothing honors Billy Quizboy and Pete White more than glittery pink. :D Back of the 'Conjectural Technologies' keychain featuring its motto 'How Can We Make Your Tomorrow Better?'. One of two keychains made that featured something on both sides instead of just one. The weird glare is caused by the sealer that was brushed on things to make sure that they could survive potentially getting wet and being banged around in people's pockets/purses.
October 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Share a picture from your device with no explanation
A photo of a weed plant that has had 'googly eyes' added with MS Paint making it look like a surprised dude with crazy hair. Caption reads 'Dude...'
October 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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As he staggered past the resolution desk, eyes still clouded with the ghostly images of imagined villains dressed as inflated frogs and waving signs of contempt for their king, his shoe splurched on a puddle of ketchup. The ketchup. A sad remnant of a previous passing horror that could only be vanquished by splattered condiment, the ketchup could only do one last act before itself succumbing to the inevitable fate of all things. Perfect slickness. The unstable gait of the world's only stable genius found no purchase in the remains of his last victim and the Resolution Desk, with gravity acting as jury, rendered the final verdict.
October 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Jokes on him. Again.
These are the 'red hats'...
Red hat that says 'Fuck You Donald Trump' on it.
October 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Sunday Motivationals! The Golden 'Bathroom Henchpass' keychain! Another booth item for Dragon*Con 2025 b/c you aren't an official Henchman until you've earned your wings...& can get into the official Cocoon crapper. Gotta control traffic somehow, right? More info in ALT.
Gold glitter keychain with the words 'Bathroom Henchpass' on it. You aren't an official Henchman until you've earned your wings...and the key to the Cocoon's squatter! Made as booth give-aways for Dragon*Con 2025 as well as participation items for the trivia contest held on Sunday.
October 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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That's what Jar Jar WANTS you to believe...
Image of Jar Jar Binks holding out a hand 'Force style' while what appears to be the red light of a Sith light saber is held behind him.
October 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Edna Mode from 'The Incredibles' with a caption 'Darling...You don't look a day over fabulous!
October 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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The Knights of the Sun enforcing the territorial boundaries.
Screen grab of the episode of Rick & Morty where Morty becomes the King of the Knights of the Sun. Features the six Knights of the Sun in a drug den completely high on heroin because their Sun-blessed veins allow them to get very high but never overdose. Morty stands in the background attempting to rouse his Knights to go back to defending the solar system while Rick stands looking very concerned.
September 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Sunday Motivationals! The Venture Bros' PRO.B.L.E.M keychain! Silver glitter to ensure you can see it in space, these were created for giveaway @ Dragon*Con 2025. I made a ton & they are all gone. I might need to consider keychains as a staple if I can find bulk blanks for cheap again. Info in ALT
Silver glitter keychain with the word 'PRO.B.L.E.M' on it. It stands for 'PROgressive Biological Life Extension Module'. The PRO.B.L.E.M button appears in the episodes 'Careers in Science' and 'Maybe No Go' in Venture Brothers. The reverse side of the PRO.B.L.E.M keychain features the flashing red button itself. The idea for doing this one came from the seemingly perennial suggestion that the PRoV booth do a PRO.B.L.E.M. button but the real problem is that it's literally just a red dot. Kind of a waste of effort for a general button. But a keychain is a little something more so maybe now people will stop suggesting a button. :D
September 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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He spent it on extra human casings so he can continue to wander among the populace.
Serpo Aliens from 'Dan Da Dan'. Their outsides are fake casings to make them look like humans, covering weird striped creatures with mechanical organs inside. Their purpose in life is to travel to Earth and harvest people's 'banana organs' for personal reproductive purposes.
September 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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This song specifically is a happy memory of the Scissors tour - first concert ever.
During 'One More Minute', he came out into the audience & gave me one of his silk scarves.
It smelled like it came out of a box from Oriental Trading Co. 😆 [I'm not 'weird', I'm just very scent-sensitive] See ALT.
Close up pic of the fringe on the edge of a whitish silk scarf and a 'Running with Scissors' CD autographed by Weird Al. The scarf was received at the concert during the performance of 'One More Minute'. During the song, Weird Al went into the audience and graced three different people with items from either his pockets or his pants. Two scarves came from pockets. The final item was a pair of silky boxers pulled from his pants. I'm a fan but I'm very glad I got the scarf. XD
September 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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A pouting panda bear with his back to the camera. Caption reads 'IM NOT JELLY'.
September 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Sunday Motivational! The Rusty's Day Camp for Boy Adventurers silver medal! 2nd place prize for the Venture Bros Trivia contest that was held at Dragon*Con 2025. So shiny, so colorful! I was weirdly happy w/how the two medals ended up turning out. More info in the ALT.
The Rusty's Day Camp for Boy Adventurers silver glittered medal with rainbow ribbon. 2nd place prize for the Venture Brothers Trivia contest held during the 2025 Dragon*Con. This and the gold one are what happens when I find a bunch of stuff on super clearance and start having weird ideas.
September 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Sunday Motivationals! The 1970-something Science Medal Rusty Venture won & decided to wear on his night out to the titty bar in 'Mid-Life Chrysalis'. First place prize for the VB Trivia Contest @ Dragon*Con 2025. More info in ALT.
Gold glitter medal with a circle, laurels and a beaker being circled by molecules. All details done in gold leaf. Ribbon is a gross brown velvet that really brings out the sad that was the 70's idea of style and color. Based on the medal worn by Rusty Venture in the episode 'Mid-Life Chrysalis' when he goes to the titty bar, thinking that it would really impress the ladies. Spoiler, it didn't. It rated a Tuesday in stripper talents complete with C-section scars...
September 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Captain Murphy from Sealab 2021. Caption reads 'And there go my nipples again.'
September 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Sneak Peek!

This isn't one of the Venture Bros-specific items created for the upcoming booth @ Dragon*Con so I'm ok w/the early post.

Space Ghost Tie Tack. Details done w/cat whiskers. Look for 'Rose Whelan' & ask about them specifically.
Space Ghost tie tack. The Space Ghost logo on a tack smaller than a dime, details done with a cat whisker and then sealed in resin. Done by hand, there will be differences from one to the next. Created for fan giveaway Dragon*Con 2025.
August 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Potato Bug.
Sower of chaos, eater of crunchies, biter of toes.
Would crawl under the blankets when cold & go back to sleep hugging my neck.
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Black and white kitten sleeping inside a cat-scratcher shaped like a toaster oven on a grey and white patterned rug.
August 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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HUMAN ARTISTS, use only one piece to convince people to follow you.
Quick draw of 'Bitch Pudding', a Robot Chicken character based Strawberry Shortcake's friend Lemon Meringue. Title reads 'Bitch Pudding - Who Wants Some?'. Done on MS Paint. *takes a bow
August 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Dragon*Con random item! Ok, there's only the one bc bored/I wanted a 3-popcorns tin for the snacks. It's headed to Atlanta now where either the people @ the booth will keep it or give it to a fan. It's rough, it's weird, it still smells like spray paint, it's a Monarch tin w/attack butterflies! 😆
Side view of the tossed together Monarch tin where you can see the swirl of butterfly stickers I slapped on there like a spaz on sugar. This is a one-off item for Dragon*Con 2025 made because I had a tin and felt like experimenting out of boredom but also didn't have a ton of time to actually knock it out and get it out in time for the convention. So it is kind of rough in places and not as fine-lined as I would normally attempt but it's still a solid place to hide butterfly kibbles. The lid of the Monarch tin featuring the logo of the Mighty Monarch. Normally, yes, I would have painted this on myself but this is a giant sticker I forced my printer to spit out instead for speed.
August 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Don't forget those bobbleheads, election rubber ducks, gold statues for your bedside table, gold plated butt-plugs, & whatever monstrosity this is aimed at your kid's head
Horrifying helicopter toy featuring the golden fraud himself as the copter with the seal of the US to promote it.
July 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Should have been working on Con stuff. Instead, playing Fancy Chef in the kitchen with a mini Hello Kitty fondu maker, Batman toast and a cup of microwaved tomato soup.
I found the fondu maker in the clearance aisle of a local Hobby Lobby for super cheap. 😜 It works.
Hello Kitty fondu maker with a stack of toast on the side and a cup of tomato soup.
July 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM