katt_goddess
@kattgoddess.bsky.social
In a past life: author, cartoonist, actor.
Currently: does horrible things in the name of pop culture, usually with a cat whisker as a paintbrush. Thumb-slave to a rescue tabby/cali/Heinz 57 trash goblin and 1 ancient 'keet.
Sarcasm is never optional.
Currently: does horrible things in the name of pop culture, usually with a cat whisker as a paintbrush. Thumb-slave to a rescue tabby/cali/Heinz 57 trash goblin and 1 ancient 'keet.
Sarcasm is never optional.
A 50-year mortgage from the same people actively attempting to roll back mortality rates to those of the 1800's.
What could possibly go wrong.
What could possibly go wrong.
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
A 50-year mortgage from the same people actively attempting to roll back mortality rates to those of the 1800's.
What could possibly go wrong.
What could possibly go wrong.
I heard they had to put the cherub up high because they kept catching him asking it how old it was.
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I heard they had to put the cherub up high because they kept catching him asking it how old it was.
RFK Jr's application for his current position.
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
RFK Jr's application for his current position.
Pooping Portal.
It's located in the closet with all the moon phases carved in the door.
Drop your cell phone in there & its gone forevers.
It's located in the closet with all the moon phases carved in the door.
Drop your cell phone in there & its gone forevers.
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Pooping Portal.
It's located in the closet with all the moon phases carved in the door.
Drop your cell phone in there & its gone forevers.
It's located in the closet with all the moon phases carved in the door.
Drop your cell phone in there & its gone forevers.
Way to go, now the neighbors are DEFINTELY going to know it was me.
November 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Way to go, now the neighbors are DEFINTELY going to know it was me.
Has anyone mentioned how fast a holiday would happen if his next vacation trip to his personal golf course on taxpayer's money ended up in the ocean b/c the ones flying it & overseeing it were just 'PATRIOTS' & not actual adults who know what they are doing?
November 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Has anyone mentioned how fast a holiday would happen if his next vacation trip to his personal golf course on taxpayer's money ended up in the ocean b/c the ones flying it & overseeing it were just 'PATRIOTS' & not actual adults who know what they are doing?
This footage will later be used in an advertisement for Peyronie's Disease.
Not sure if it will be for or against it.
Not sure if it will be for or against it.
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
This footage will later be used in an advertisement for Peyronie's Disease.
Not sure if it will be for or against it.
Not sure if it will be for or against it.
Hey, at least it did something about the pollen, right? 😜
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Hey, at least it did something about the pollen, right? 😜
He was reading the oath at a frickin' football game that I very much doubt he even stayed awake for.
All those one-finger salutes were also pointing at one singular moron. Cope those away too.
All those one-finger salutes were also pointing at one singular moron. Cope those away too.
November 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
He was reading the oath at a frickin' football game that I very much doubt he even stayed awake for.
All those one-finger salutes were also pointing at one singular moron. Cope those away too.
All those one-finger salutes were also pointing at one singular moron. Cope those away too.
![Screen caps from an episode of 'Venture Brothers'.
Top features Dr. Venture sitting on a couch, caption 'Why are you naked?'
Bottom features Brock Sampson, naked [with censor bar] covered in blood, holding the decapitated head of a Guild agent, caption 'To prey on their fear. Move like an animal to feel the kill.'](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kry3h7xyi7vztawelqt7sfns/bafkreie6tdbqerswgubduvwghcj2axkrnmpmtzjg6isw32vywwthcfhamq@jpeg)
New goal revealed.
The Crapmas displays at work just got a little more interesting to me...
The Crapmas displays at work just got a little more interesting to me...
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
New goal revealed.
The Crapmas displays at work just got a little more interesting to me...
The Crapmas displays at work just got a little more interesting to me...
They should remember that all the promises Fartzilla made to his own party to get their votes for stupid crap were immediately revoked once he got what he wanted.
There is no 'compromise' w/this group. There is only 'gimme'.
There is no 'compromise' w/this group. There is only 'gimme'.
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
They should remember that all the promises Fartzilla made to his own party to get their votes for stupid crap were immediately revoked once he got what he wanted.
There is no 'compromise' w/this group. There is only 'gimme'.
There is no 'compromise' w/this group. There is only 'gimme'.
You laugh but I'm already looking for a crazy straw crazy enough to make that a quality weekend.
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
You laugh but I'm already looking for a crazy straw crazy enough to make that a quality weekend.
Is that before or after that massive DOGE check everyone was going to get?
November 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Is that before or after that massive DOGE check everyone was going to get?
They know too much & lack the ability to not tell the world about your amazing pile of smelly clothes that happen at least once a week or any morning deflating that may or may not occur.
November 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
They know too much & lack the ability to not tell the world about your amazing pile of smelly clothes that happen at least once a week or any morning deflating that may or may not occur.
So glad the kitten is sleeping in the window right now.
The last thing I need is for her to see this video.
The last thing I need is for her to see this video.
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
So glad the kitten is sleeping in the window right now.
The last thing I need is for her to see this video.
The last thing I need is for her to see this video.
Has anyone worked out the Vegas odds on him getting smacked by rogue football?
Also looking for the over/under on if he'll be awake should it happen.
Also looking for the over/under on if he'll be awake should it happen.
November 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Has anyone worked out the Vegas odds on him getting smacked by rogue football?
Also looking for the over/under on if he'll be awake should it happen.
Also looking for the over/under on if he'll be awake should it happen.
slurp slurp slurp
😐
😐
November 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
slurp slurp slurp
😐
😐
Jan 6th WAS an 'inside job'.
Her shitty goblin king was the one in the WH at the time.
Her shitty goblin king was the one in the WH at the time.
November 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Jan 6th WAS an 'inside job'.
Her shitty goblin king was the one in the WH at the time.
Her shitty goblin king was the one in the WH at the time.
Someone will have to drink for two because I'm allergic to alcohol.
I have to deal with this SOBER. 😡
I have to deal with this SOBER. 😡
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Someone will have to drink for two because I'm allergic to alcohol.
I have to deal with this SOBER. 😡
I have to deal with this SOBER. 😡
If I ever get the code for the country's nukes, you ALL know where I'm aiming them.
FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
November 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
If I ever get the code for the country's nukes, you ALL know where I'm aiming them.
FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
The level of collector's lust right now...
I love to see random things like this pop up reminding me that the fandom is still out there, enjoying the flames of reality. 😊
I love to see random things like this pop up reminding me that the fandom is still out there, enjoying the flames of reality. 😊
November 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The level of collector's lust right now...
I love to see random things like this pop up reminding me that the fandom is still out there, enjoying the flames of reality. 😊
I love to see random things like this pop up reminding me that the fandom is still out there, enjoying the flames of reality. 😊
I hope it's made of silicone and dispenses ketchup when squeezed.
November 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I hope it's made of silicone and dispenses ketchup when squeezed.