rangers game tonight is not a must win but certainly is a can’t lose
November 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
rangers game tonight is not a must win but certainly is a can’t lose
i have a running theory that pastries are getting better
November 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
i have a running theory that pastries are getting better
we need to start talking about quiche. chronically underrated food.
September 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
we need to start talking about quiche. chronically underrated food.
you should always share ur max squat on a first date. max bench would be boorish. max squat is the true test of strength and ability.
April 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
you should always share ur max squat on a first date. max bench would be boorish. max squat is the true test of strength and ability.
honestly saves this awful season
TNT announces today that Sam Rosen and John Davidson will reunite in the broadcast booth for next Wednesday's broadcast of the #NYR game v. Philadelphia.
April 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
honestly saves this awful season
ate too much chili for lunch. feel like ass.
January 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
ate too much chili for lunch. feel like ass.
first dogs of the spring semester. learned the same lesson i do everytime—eat your salad before the dogs bc now all i want is more dogs
January 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
first dogs of the spring semester. learned the same lesson i do everytime—eat your salad before the dogs bc now all i want is more dogs
i’ve seen enough the rangers are back
January 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
i’ve seen enough the rangers are back
*to the tune of fruit salad by the wiggles*
tuna salad, yummy, yummy
tuna salad, yummy, yummy
January 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
*to the tune of fruit salad by the wiggles*
tuna salad, yummy, yummy
tuna salad, yummy, yummy
i’ve been calling @k-e-sam.bsky.social the disturber for years. chris collinsworth please cite ur sources.
January 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
i’ve been calling @k-e-sam.bsky.social the disturber for years. chris collinsworth please cite ur sources.
my gym sent me an email letting me know the cardio room was closed. not sure why bc you’d never find me in that room. may cancel my membership over this.
January 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
my gym sent me an email letting me know the cardio room was closed. not sure why bc you’d never find me in that room. may cancel my membership over this.
3 martinis and a cigarette
December 7, 2024 at 5:47 PM
3 martinis and a cigarette
ny rangers season saved. never doubted this team or management for a second.
December 6, 2024 at 7:41 PM
ny rangers season saved. never doubted this team or management for a second.
devastated to learn i did not make the forbes 30 under 30 list. taking some time to think over things w the family. i guess eating 1 million hot dogs in a year isn’t what forbes is looking for.
December 3, 2024 at 10:14 PM
devastated to learn i did not make the forbes 30 under 30 list. taking some time to think over things w the family. i guess eating 1 million hot dogs in a year isn’t what forbes is looking for.
why are the new york rangers doing this specifically to me? they are not a good hockey team
December 3, 2024 at 1:31 AM
why are the new york rangers doing this specifically to me? they are not a good hockey team
my favorite team, the new york rangers, is a dumpster fire rn and it is upsetting. this can all be changed with a few wins and that is the magic of sport.
November 27, 2024 at 4:19 PM
my favorite team, the new york rangers, is a dumpster fire rn and it is upsetting. this can all be changed with a few wins and that is the magic of sport.
taking to the skies with my fellow pilots (posting on bluesky with my 12 followers)
November 24, 2024 at 5:49 PM
taking to the skies with my fellow pilots (posting on bluesky with my 12 followers)
holding space in my stomach to eat this delicious chili that’s simmering
November 23, 2024 at 9:57 PM
holding space in my stomach to eat this delicious chili that’s simmering
tuna salad sandwich for lunch. we eating good.
tuna, mayo, mustard, chopped apple & almonds, vinegar, fried shallots
tuna, mayo, mustard, chopped apple & almonds, vinegar, fried shallots
November 22, 2024 at 6:20 PM
tuna salad sandwich for lunch. we eating good.
tuna, mayo, mustard, chopped apple & almonds, vinegar, fried shallots
tuna, mayo, mustard, chopped apple & almonds, vinegar, fried shallots
at the grocery store paralyzed by the decision i have to make regarding my sweet treat for tn
November 20, 2024 at 11:27 PM
at the grocery store paralyzed by the decision i have to make regarding my sweet treat for tn
we are ranch nation!
November 20, 2024 at 1:59 AM
we are ranch nation!
made two horrible mistakes—used vanilla coconut milk in my curry and bought parsley instead of cilantro. deeply embarrassing stuff.
November 20, 2024 at 12:44 AM
made two horrible mistakes—used vanilla coconut milk in my curry and bought parsley instead of cilantro. deeply embarrassing stuff.
excited to get in to posting again
November 19, 2024 at 2:34 AM
excited to get in to posting again