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The world’s cutest kitten. I love college football as much as Garfield hates Mondays.

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Nermal @katyc.bsky.social · 4d

a man with his hands on his face and the word accurate written on the bottom

Alt: a man with his hands on his face and the word accurate written on the bottom

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Nermal @katyc.bsky.social · 4d

Honestly spiking the ball with no time on the clock is probably the dumbest way I’ve seen to end a game. Congrats to Arch?

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Nermal @katyc.bsky.social · 4d

It’s the only explanation.

Nermal @katyc.bsky.social · 4d

Pretty sure that the UCLA offensive coordinator is villain in a 1980s Karate Kid knockoff.

UCLA offensive coordinator with Johnny from Karate Kid hair and a Russian villain face

Nermal @katyc.bsky.social · 11d

Taking the L in more ways than one…

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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 11d

Mike Bobo will never be better than 1 yard shy.

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Nermal @katyc.bsky.social · 11d

Guess we should have kicked that field goal huh Kirby?

Nermal @katyc.bsky.social · 11d

Is it bad that I’m offended that the Georgia logo didn’t make it on here? Like you won a championship here and we weren’t good enough for this monstrosity? Maybe on the other boob or something.

Nermal @katyc.bsky.social · 11d

And if you don’t like that, you don’t like Mike Bobo football. (It’s me. I don’t like Mike Bobo football. Please release me from this.)

Nermal @katyc.bsky.social · 11d

Really want to put an interception out into the universe.

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Nermal @katyc.bsky.social · 11d

Seeing it tomorrow!

Nermal @katyc.bsky.social · 11d

I love how we make whoever Alabama’s QB into a Heisman contender, when really our defense is trash.

Nermal @katyc.bsky.social · 11d

Good questions

Nermal @katyc.bsky.social · 11d

It’s really the only explanation.

Nermal @katyc.bsky.social · 11d

What the absolute fuck is this defense? I’ve never seen so many missed tackles in my life. 🤮

Nermal @katyc.bsky.social · 11d

Need him to remember to be a runner sometimes too. 🏃

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hailey @hailey.at · 18d

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Nermal @katyc.bsky.social · 18d

The ref in the UTSA-Colorado State game out here sounding like Mr. Mackey from South Park. I had no idea that was a real accent.

Nermal @katyc.bsky.social · 18d

For those watching the SC-Missouri game.

Nermal @katyc.bsky.social · Sep 2

Two things are unknowable:
1) What a catch is
2) What targeting is

Nermal @katyc.bsky.social · 19d

When I get caught with drugs at work, I also say I got them at the tailgate on Saturday. SEC. It just means more.

Drug dog visiting middle school finds cocaine in teacher's wallet, police say
TEACHER ARRESTED FOR DRUG POSSESSION
WESTDALE MIDDLE SCHOOL
VIRGINIA SOMERS, 47
COCAINE, MARISUANA FOUND DURING RANDOM SEARCH ON CAMPUS
A teacher was arrested at Westdale Middle School in Baton Rouge after she was allegedly caught with cocaine during a random drug search. (Source: WAFB)

EAST BATON ROUGE PARISH, La. (WAFB/Gray
News) - A teacher was arrested at a middle school in Baton Rouge after she was allegedly caught with cocaine during a random drug search
Tuesday.
A drug dog was at Westdale Middle School when Virginia Somers, 47, was reportedly found with cocaine inside of a wallet. The drugs were tested and confirmed to be cocaine, sources said.
Officials said that Somers told them that the cocaine belonged to a friend who gave it to her at the LSU football tailgate Saturday.

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Nermal @katyc.bsky.social · 25d

This game has everything.

a man is sitting at a desk with his hands folded

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Nermal @katyc.bsky.social · 25d

Amen to that. Kind of the reverse of the game I thought we’d get tbh

Nermal @katyc.bsky.social · 25d

I think it’s a rebuilding season unfortunately. I knew the offense was going to have some growing pains, but damn, the defense is giving me heartburn.

Nermal @katyc.bsky.social · 26d

RGIII just started singing Let It Go on this broadcast. It was awesome.

Nermal @katyc.bsky.social · 27d

The past 24 hours have made leaving Facebook seem like a genius level move. If Bluesky looks like this, I can’t even image what that cesspool is like…