pariah carey
@katydidnt.bsky.social
katy haas
alleged poet
reluctant human
even more reluctant bluesky user
alleged poet
reluctant human
even more reluctant bluesky user
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pariah carey
@katydidnt.bsky.social
· Apr 1
words cannot convey how deeply i believe this algae chihuahua and i are kindred spirits, soulmates, cut from the same cloth, etc.
excited to participate in one of my favorite hobbies in a few days (reading a book on an airplane)
December 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
excited to participate in one of my favorite hobbies in a few days (reading a book on an airplane)
it’s the last 45 minutes of working this job until January for me and you’re going to argue with me? you, a white man, are going to argue with ME when i say the word NO to you?
ohhh i wonder where i’ve heard THAT ONE before. 😤😤😤
ohhh i wonder where i’ve heard THAT ONE before. 😤😤😤
December 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
it’s the last 45 minutes of working this job until January for me and you’re going to argue with me? you, a white man, are going to argue with ME when i say the word NO to you?
ohhh i wonder where i’ve heard THAT ONE before. 😤😤😤
ohhh i wonder where i’ve heard THAT ONE before. 😤😤😤
as a cancer with no desire to be a parent, i’m rebranding “mom friend” to “hen friend” for myself. i’m a brooding chicken. that’s all.
(hen is gender neutral in this scenario btw)
(hen is gender neutral in this scenario btw)
December 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
as a cancer with no desire to be a parent, i’m rebranding “mom friend” to “hen friend” for myself. i’m a brooding chicken. that’s all.
(hen is gender neutral in this scenario btw)
(hen is gender neutral in this scenario btw)
listen. we as a country need to stop asking acquaintances how their thanksgiving was.
December 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
listen. we as a country need to stop asking acquaintances how their thanksgiving was.
got a cat & hoped that she would be a great mouser but this bitch is hanging around with them, offering them a beverage, inviting them to Christmas, organizing a book club with them smh
December 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
got a cat & hoped that she would be a great mouser but this bitch is hanging around with them, offering them a beverage, inviting them to Christmas, organizing a book club with them smh
not being scared to drive through icy/snowy weather to get to therapy is really a testament to how well therapy & my meds are working tbh
December 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
not being scared to drive through icy/snowy weather to get to therapy is really a testament to how well therapy & my meds are working tbh
the mental gymnastics required for me to answer the phone saying the correct business at the job i work at one day a week are very strenuous
December 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
the mental gymnastics required for me to answer the phone saying the correct business at the job i work at one day a week are very strenuous
just went thru the store and buttoned all the buttons that had been unbuttoned in my absence and now i have sore lil fingers 😔
December 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
just went thru the store and buttoned all the buttons that had been unbuttoned in my absence and now i have sore lil fingers 😔
“when the dog bites, when the bee stings—“
girl, why is the dog biting you??? leave the dog alone!
girl, why is the dog biting you??? leave the dog alone!
December 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
“when the dog bites, when the bee stings—“
girl, why is the dog biting you??? leave the dog alone!
girl, why is the dog biting you??? leave the dog alone!
friends and i came into the bar after a smoke break and the security guy said something like “aw yeah going to ganja town” to us on our way through
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
friends and i came into the bar after a smoke break and the security guy said something like “aw yeah going to ganja town” to us on our way through
side-hustled too close to the sun
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 AM
side-hustled too close to the sun
wow so grateful that as an afab individual there is nothing ever wrong with my health, it is all anxiety and i am always just fine & so very blessed
November 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
wow so grateful that as an afab individual there is nothing ever wrong with my health, it is all anxiety and i am always just fine & so very blessed
what’s my marketing plan?
- sky writer(s)
- bring passenger pigeons back from extinction & send out a flock with fliers
- tattoo book cover on my back
- drone light show
- game of telephone
- subliminal messaging delivered via dream
- singing telegrams (lots)
- sky writer(s)
- bring passenger pigeons back from extinction & send out a flock with fliers
- tattoo book cover on my back
- drone light show
- game of telephone
- subliminal messaging delivered via dream
- singing telegrams (lots)
November 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
what’s my marketing plan?
- sky writer(s)
- bring passenger pigeons back from extinction & send out a flock with fliers
- tattoo book cover on my back
- drone light show
- game of telephone
- subliminal messaging delivered via dream
- singing telegrams (lots)
- sky writer(s)
- bring passenger pigeons back from extinction & send out a flock with fliers
- tattoo book cover on my back
- drone light show
- game of telephone
- subliminal messaging delivered via dream
- singing telegrams (lots)
putting me in charge of money at work on days when i have brain fog/headaches seems like it should be illegal
October 31, 2025 at 12:42 AM
putting me in charge of money at work on days when i have brain fog/headaches seems like it should be illegal
happened again today
tired of having to come out to people as Old smh
October 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
happened again today
vegan cheese is so fucked up and sinister, do NOT do that to me
October 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
vegan cheese is so fucked up and sinister, do NOT do that to me
every time someone sends me an insta reel to watch it does irreparable
psychic damage to me actually
psychic damage to me actually
October 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
every time someone sends me an insta reel to watch it does irreparable
psychic damage to me actually
psychic damage to me actually
tired of having to come out to people as Old smh
October 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
tired of having to come out to people as Old smh
the face of a baby who had a cancerous lump removed on her 11th birthday. i am feeling a lot of feelings today and most of them are bad.
October 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
the face of a baby who had a cancerous lump removed on her 11th birthday. i am feeling a lot of feelings today and most of them are bad.
everyday i stray closer to Top Surgery
October 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
everyday i stray closer to Top Surgery
i have property taxes due on the 14th & my dog is getting surgery on the 30th so if anyone ever really wanted to buy some upcycled memento mori type of jewelry for yourself or someone goth and/or weird in your life, now is the perfect time: garlicfurb.etsy.com
September 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
i have property taxes due on the 14th & my dog is getting surgery on the 30th so if anyone ever really wanted to buy some upcycled memento mori type of jewelry for yourself or someone goth and/or weird in your life, now is the perfect time: garlicfurb.etsy.com
i made money this weekend side hustling for my property taxes next month & now my dog might need to see the emergency vet tomorrow & what’s wild is this same exact thing happened last year (but she had a different ailment in 2024) 🫠
August 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
i made money this weekend side hustling for my property taxes next month & now my dog might need to see the emergency vet tomorrow & what’s wild is this same exact thing happened last year (but she had a different ailment in 2024) 🫠
my cat has a toy box that is literally overflowing and she ignores most of the contents, preferring her favorite toy which is this halter top that says “i have no tits.”
(i’ve tried taking it away from her but she sneaks it out of the hamper/laundry basket/dresser so it’s hers now.)
(i’ve tried taking it away from her but she sneaks it out of the hamper/laundry basket/dresser so it’s hers now.)
August 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
my cat has a toy box that is literally overflowing and she ignores most of the contents, preferring her favorite toy which is this halter top that says “i have no tits.”
(i’ve tried taking it away from her but she sneaks it out of the hamper/laundry basket/dresser so it’s hers now.)
(i’ve tried taking it away from her but she sneaks it out of the hamper/laundry basket/dresser so it’s hers now.)
in my parfait era now actually
in my oatmeal era
August 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
in my parfait era now actually
just imagined A Guy who says “the tism” but thinks it means astigmatism
August 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
just imagined A Guy who says “the tism” but thinks it means astigmatism