'kay
@kaylafay.bsky.social
any resemblance to an actual person, living or dead, is entirely coincidental
she/her
theoretically bi, historically ace
no link in bio
she/her
theoretically bi, historically ace
no link in bio
look, i may be desperate for approval, but don't you dare give me a genuine heartfelt compliment.
I crave endless attention and total isolation at the same time.
November 12, 2025 at 7:03 AM
look, i may be desperate for approval, but don't you dare give me a genuine heartfelt compliment.
i don’t really exercise. the only squats i do are diddly.
November 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
i don’t really exercise. the only squats i do are diddly.
sad to announce that i just got fired from my job as a calendar editor. they say i took too many days off.
November 6, 2025 at 6:24 AM
sad to announce that i just got fired from my job as a calendar editor. they say i took too many days off.
aw shoot. only a few days in and i already failed ‘no nut november’.
i tried to be strong, i really did. but sometimes a girl just really wants some almonds.
i suppose we’ll try again next year.
i tried to be strong, i really did. but sometimes a girl just really wants some almonds.
i suppose we’ll try again next year.
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
aw shoot. only a few days in and i already failed ‘no nut november’.
i tried to be strong, i really did. but sometimes a girl just really wants some almonds.
i suppose we’ll try again next year.
i tried to be strong, i really did. but sometimes a girl just really wants some almonds.
i suppose we’ll try again next year.
maybe this is my asexuality talking, but i think the world could be a better place if people weren’t so horny all the time.
November 3, 2025 at 7:51 AM
maybe this is my asexuality talking, but i think the world could be a better place if people weren’t so horny all the time.
is there a greater tragedy than thinking up the perfect zinger after already leaving the room?
…yes, obviously, lots of them. still annoying tho.
…yes, obviously, lots of them. still annoying tho.
October 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
is there a greater tragedy than thinking up the perfect zinger after already leaving the room?
…yes, obviously, lots of them. still annoying tho.
…yes, obviously, lots of them. still annoying tho.
manifestuccine alfredo
if i concentrate hard enough, i’m sure pasta will just appear in front of me
October 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
manifestuccine alfredo
Reposted by 'kay
I’m an introvert.
It’s not that I don’t like people, I just value peace. I recharge in quiet, not crowds. I speak when it matters. I’m observant, not distant. I crave real connection, not constant attention. If I choose your company, it means everything.
It’s not that I don’t like people, I just value peace. I recharge in quiet, not crowds. I speak when it matters. I’m observant, not distant. I crave real connection, not constant attention. If I choose your company, it means everything.
October 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I’m an introvert.
It’s not that I don’t like people, I just value peace. I recharge in quiet, not crowds. I speak when it matters. I’m observant, not distant. I crave real connection, not constant attention. If I choose your company, it means everything.
It’s not that I don’t like people, I just value peace. I recharge in quiet, not crowds. I speak when it matters. I’m observant, not distant. I crave real connection, not constant attention. If I choose your company, it means everything.
"this one's gonna blow up for sure."
you know you're a shitposter when the last thing that flashes before your eyes in a car accident is the banger of a post that you will get out of it
October 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
"this one's gonna blow up for sure."
there is no ‘i’ in ‘denial’.
October 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
there is no ‘i’ in ‘denial’.
how am i single, you may ask?
well, today at the office i said:
“um ackshually the correct plural of ‘octopus’ is not ‘octopi’. technically it’s ‘octopodes’.”
and then i said:
“octopodeez nutz”
well, today at the office i said:
“um ackshually the correct plural of ‘octopus’ is not ‘octopi’. technically it’s ‘octopodes’.”
and then i said:
“octopodeez nutz”
October 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
how am i single, you may ask?
well, today at the office i said:
“um ackshually the correct plural of ‘octopus’ is not ‘octopi’. technically it’s ‘octopodes’.”
and then i said:
“octopodeez nutz”
well, today at the office i said:
“um ackshually the correct plural of ‘octopus’ is not ‘octopi’. technically it’s ‘octopodes’.”
and then i said:
“octopodeez nutz”
what do fine art, dark humor and parental love have in common?
not everyone gets it.
not everyone gets it.
October 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
what do fine art, dark humor and parental love have in common?
not everyone gets it.
not everyone gets it.
🎶so lean, so lean, so lean, so leeaann
throw some bacon in my sandwich if you can🎶
throw some bacon in my sandwich if you can🎶
for every fifty likes, within reason, you’ll get a, stay with me, deli parton.
October 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
🎶so lean, so lean, so lean, so leeaann
throw some bacon in my sandwich if you can🎶
throw some bacon in my sandwich if you can🎶
Reposted by 'kay
Happy #Asexual awareness week 💜
Remember: attraction does not equal action! Ace folks can, and many do, have and enjoy sex, but the mechanism of arousal is usually different.
#ace #pride #demi #demisexual #grayace #aceflux #asexuality
Remember: attraction does not equal action! Ace folks can, and many do, have and enjoy sex, but the mechanism of arousal is usually different.
#ace #pride #demi #demisexual #grayace #aceflux #asexuality
October 19, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Happy #Asexual awareness week 💜
Remember: attraction does not equal action! Ace folks can, and many do, have and enjoy sex, but the mechanism of arousal is usually different.
#ace #pride #demi #demisexual #grayace #aceflux #asexuality
Remember: attraction does not equal action! Ace folks can, and many do, have and enjoy sex, but the mechanism of arousal is usually different.
#ace #pride #demi #demisexual #grayace #aceflux #asexuality
October 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
these may or may not be the actual end times, but at least it's also finally blanket weather. i'll take what i can get.
October 12, 2025 at 5:57 AM
these may or may not be the actual end times, but at least it's also finally blanket weather. i'll take what i can get.
hello 911? i need to report a murder.
they keep chasing the other birds out of my yard and dropping acorns on my roof.
they keep chasing the other birds out of my yard and dropping acorns on my roof.
October 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
hello 911? i need to report a murder.
they keep chasing the other birds out of my yard and dropping acorns on my roof.
they keep chasing the other birds out of my yard and dropping acorns on my roof.
goals.
Forget Hot Girl Summer, it's time for Unspeakable Horror That Lives in the Woods Autumn.
October 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
goals.
i always assumed autism was stored in the balls.
RFK Jr now making a connection between circumcision and autism. bsky.app/profile/acyn...
RFK JR: There are many other confirmations -- there are two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. It’s highly likely because they are given Tylenol
October 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
i always assumed autism was stored in the balls.
sorry, this was a shit joke.
not to be confused with the hard pass that results from dehydration and a low fiber diet.
hard pass | noun | a firm refusal or rejection of something (such as an offer)
October 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
sorry, this was a shit joke.
not to be confused with the hard pass that results from dehydration and a low fiber diet.
hard pass | noun | a firm refusal or rejection of something (such as an offer)
October 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
not to be confused with the hard pass that results from dehydration and a low fiber diet.
maybe he was so locked in on making a good first impression with the horse that the name just didn't register and now he can't ask the horse's name again because he's worried he'll look like an asshole so instead he lives in perpetual shame over this and countless other awkward social mishaps that
What if the horse does have a name but the guy can't remember that either
Maybe it's not the desert at all maybe he's just bad with names
Maybe it's not the desert at all maybe he's just bad with names
October 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
maybe he was so locked in on making a good first impression with the horse that the name just didn't register and now he can't ask the horse's name again because he's worried he'll look like an asshole so instead he lives in perpetual shame over this and countless other awkward social mishaps that
i had a thought the other day that maybe i'd be immune to cult recruitment because i'm inherently suspicious of people being nice to me.
then i remembered i'm also a people pleaser so i guess it's a toss up.
then i remembered i'm also a people pleaser so i guess it's a toss up.
October 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
i had a thought the other day that maybe i'd be immune to cult recruitment because i'm inherently suspicious of people being nice to me.
then i remembered i'm also a people pleaser so i guess it's a toss up.
then i remembered i'm also a people pleaser so i guess it's a toss up.
Reposted by 'kay
Introvert problems:
Wanting to be invited, but not wanting to go anywhere. Being lonely at home, but not wanting anyone in your space unless you really like them. And even if you really like them, you want them to go home soon.
Wanting to be invited, but not wanting to go anywhere. Being lonely at home, but not wanting anyone in your space unless you really like them. And even if you really like them, you want them to go home soon.
October 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Introvert problems:
Wanting to be invited, but not wanting to go anywhere. Being lonely at home, but not wanting anyone in your space unless you really like them. And even if you really like them, you want them to go home soon.
Wanting to be invited, but not wanting to go anywhere. Being lonely at home, but not wanting anyone in your space unless you really like them. And even if you really like them, you want them to go home soon.
single me: why am i single?
me on a date: ‘porn theaters are so tricky to remodel because every wall is load bearing.’
me on a date: ‘porn theaters are so tricky to remodel because every wall is load bearing.’
October 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
single me: why am i single?
me on a date: ‘porn theaters are so tricky to remodel because every wall is load bearing.’
me on a date: ‘porn theaters are so tricky to remodel because every wall is load bearing.’