kblitzy (カラブリッツ) 💊🇵🇭
@kblitzy.bsky.social
reformed BSN/RN turned pharma shill. buckeye MPH student. wifey to Blitzy. mama to the Blitzlets and FauxBlitzKid. member of Buckeye Nation. opinions are mine and mine alone. “the music dance experience is officially cancelled.”
https://linktr.ee/k_blitzy
https://linktr.ee/k_blitzy
never want the 1st round bye.
January 1, 2026 at 1:34 AM
never want the 1st round bye.
No, but I will collaborate and listen
December 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
No, but I will collaborate and listen
we are going to see my mom for dinner since we will be gone for Xmas this week. hoping she remembers @blitz-y.bsky.social’s name this time. we’ve only been married for 11 years. she is 89 years old, so i’ll give her a pass. 🤷🏻♀️
December 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
we are going to see my mom for dinner since we will be gone for Xmas this week. hoping she remembers @blitz-y.bsky.social’s name this time. we’ve only been married for 11 years. she is 89 years old, so i’ll give her a pass. 🤷🏻♀️
do i have the unicorn husband? we are 5 days out from our trip (2 days if you count our quick trip home for Blitzmas) and he has already commented on emptying out the fridge and package delivery.
look at that, @blitz-y.bsky.social - you get a gold star today! 🌟
look at that, @blitz-y.bsky.social - you get a gold star today! 🌟
December 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
do i have the unicorn husband? we are 5 days out from our trip (2 days if you count our quick trip home for Blitzmas) and he has already commented on emptying out the fridge and package delivery.
look at that, @blitz-y.bsky.social - you get a gold star today! 🌟
look at that, @blitz-y.bsky.social - you get a gold star today! 🌟
for. real. i am almost twice her age and she has more wrinkles than i do.
December 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
for. real. i am almost twice her age and she has more wrinkles than i do.
i am so excited for you!!! my son lives only 20 mins away now, but i still get so excited when all 3 of my kids are together under one roof. ❤️
December 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
i am so excited for you!!! my son lives only 20 mins away now, but i still get so excited when all 3 of my kids are together under one roof. ❤️
you’ve been trained well
December 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
you’ve been trained well
if @blitz-y.bsky.social ever says i am hard to shop for, we are going to have some words…
December 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
if @blitz-y.bsky.social ever says i am hard to shop for, we are going to have some words…
it’s your color! show it off!
i, on the other hand, do not look good in pink.
i, on the other hand, do not look good in pink.
December 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
it’s your color! show it off!
i, on the other hand, do not look good in pink.
i, on the other hand, do not look good in pink.
omg Morty I LOVE YOU
December 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
omg Morty I LOVE YOU
girl, same. i had the oldest and the blitzlets 20 yrs apart. raising a 10 yo at 29 vs 10 yo twins at 49 is like night and day.
EXHAUSTED isn’t a strong enough word
EXHAUSTED isn’t a strong enough word
December 9, 2025 at 1:02 PM
girl, same. i had the oldest and the blitzlets 20 yrs apart. raising a 10 yo at 29 vs 10 yo twins at 49 is like night and day.
EXHAUSTED isn’t a strong enough word
EXHAUSTED isn’t a strong enough word
medium grain rice for the win! and always in a rice cooker. 🍚
December 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
medium grain rice for the win! and always in a rice cooker. 🍚
okay, i will allow it in this circumstance. 😂🇵🇭
December 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
okay, i will allow it in this circumstance. 😂🇵🇭
PREACH.
and what is up with putting soy sauce on steamed rice?!?
and what is up with putting soy sauce on steamed rice?!?
December 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
PREACH.
and what is up with putting soy sauce on steamed rice?!?
and what is up with putting soy sauce on steamed rice?!?
he reminds me of my sundowner patients i used to have fold towels in the hallway during night shift while i was charting. once they would finish, i’d mess them all up and say, “look there’s a new pile for you to fold!”
December 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
he reminds me of my sundowner patients i used to have fold towels in the hallway during night shift while i was charting. once they would finish, i’d mess them all up and say, “look there’s a new pile for you to fold!”
order is restored. all is right with the sports world once again.
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
order is restored. all is right with the sports world once again.
i am going to vomit.
November 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
i am going to vomit.