kblitzy (カラブリッツ) 💊🇵🇭
@kblitzy.bsky.social
reformed BSN/RN turned pharma shill. buckeye MPH student. wifey to Blitzy. mama to the Blitzlets and FauxBlitzKid. member of Buckeye Nation. opinions are mine and mine alone. “the music dance experience is officially cancelled.”
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we peopled today!
February 15, 2026 at 10:14 PM
we peopled today!
i would like to file a grievance. i cannot continue to work in these conditions.
January 28, 2026 at 5:46 PM
i would like to file a grievance. i cannot continue to work in these conditions.
hey @blitz-y.bsky.social you forgot the part where it felt like we walked in to a scene from “mean girls”. like OMG SHE IS SO A ‘PICK-ME’ GIRL or OMG THIS SONG SLAYS (purposely written in all caps bc 11 yr olds ALWAYS. YELL.)
You know your babies aren’t babies anymore when their recent bday sleepover gifts include: body mist, bath bomb, 2 sugar scrubs, lip oil, lip balm, and a Starbucks gift card
January 25, 2026 at 4:34 AM
hey @blitz-y.bsky.social you forgot the part where it felt like we walked in to a scene from “mean girls”. like OMG SHE IS SO A ‘PICK-ME’ GIRL or OMG THIS SONG SLAYS (purposely written in all caps bc 11 yr olds ALWAYS. YELL.)
y’all. today is the blitzlets 11th birthday. @blitz-y.bsky.social and i are unwell. time goes by too fast. 🥹
January 17, 2026 at 9:54 PM
y’all. today is the blitzlets 11th birthday. @blitz-y.bsky.social and i are unwell. time goes by too fast. 🥹
happy first day of spring semester!!! (aka my final semester of grad school) #mph #publichealth #buckeyeforlife
January 12, 2026 at 4:10 PM
happy first day of spring semester!!! (aka my final semester of grad school) #mph #publichealth #buckeyeforlife
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"a wife's assimiliation to her husband's culture"
Excuse me ma'am, is this man colonizing you?
Excuse me ma'am, is this man colonizing you?
January 11, 2026 at 4:42 AM
"a wife's assimiliation to her husband's culture"
Excuse me ma'am, is this man colonizing you?
Excuse me ma'am, is this man colonizing you?
surprise 50th bday party for my nursing school besties! there’s almost 30 yrs of friendship in this picture. loves, losses, marriages, divorce, babies, job/career changes, interstate moves, health scares - we’ve been through it all.
January 11, 2026 at 6:08 AM
surprise 50th bday party for my nursing school besties! there’s almost 30 yrs of friendship in this picture. loves, losses, marriages, divorce, babies, job/career changes, interstate moves, health scares - we’ve been through it all.
never in my wildest dreams did i ever think @blitz-y.bsky.social and i would be with our 10 year old daughters, listening to a cover band play led zeppelin at disney world on christmas vacation
December 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
never in my wildest dreams did i ever think @blitz-y.bsky.social and i would be with our 10 year old daughters, listening to a cover band play led zeppelin at disney world on christmas vacation
merry christmas from our family to yours!
December 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
merry christmas from our family to yours!
I CALL BULLSHIT.
I have a full-time job in Pharma, I’m a part-time grad student, I have 10 y/o twin daughters who are active in travel basketball & theatre, I volunteer at my daughters’ school, and I help my 89-year-old mother with various activities.
Trump golfs and posts on social media.
I have a full-time job in Pharma, I’m a part-time grad student, I have 10 y/o twin daughters who are active in travel basketball & theatre, I volunteer at my daughters’ school, and I help my 89-year-old mother with various activities.
Trump golfs and posts on social media.
VARNEY: Do you work 18 hours a day?
MIKE JOHNSON: More. More. And I have to, because President Trump works 21 hours a day.
MIKE JOHNSON: More. More. And I have to, because President Trump works 21 hours a day.
December 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I CALL BULLSHIT.
I have a full-time job in Pharma, I’m a part-time grad student, I have 10 y/o twin daughters who are active in travel basketball & theatre, I volunteer at my daughters’ school, and I help my 89-year-old mother with various activities.
Trump golfs and posts on social media.
I have a full-time job in Pharma, I’m a part-time grad student, I have 10 y/o twin daughters who are active in travel basketball & theatre, I volunteer at my daughters’ school, and I help my 89-year-old mother with various activities.
Trump golfs and posts on social media.
and with that, order is restored. #buckeyenation
November 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
and with that, order is restored. #buckeyenation
LETS GOOOOOOO 🩶❤️🏈🌰
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
LETS GOOOOOOO 🩶❤️🏈🌰
happy ga❌eday to those who celebrate! let’s go bucks! breaking out the old school gear for today’s ga ❌e #iykyk #buckeyenation ❤️🩶🏈🌰
November 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
happy ga❌eday to those who celebrate! let’s go bucks! breaking out the old school gear for today’s ga ❌e #iykyk #buckeyenation ❤️🩶🏈🌰
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5 years ago I started a team competition on Twitter to raise $ to fight hunger.
@tmprowell.bsky.social gave us a hashtag & much needed organization
Our team of teen volunteers work wonders in the background & we’ve raised >$3.1 million!
Competition starts tomorrow, join us?
HCWvsHunger.org
@tmprowell.bsky.social gave us a hashtag & much needed organization
Our team of teen volunteers work wonders in the background & we’ve raised >$3.1 million!
Competition starts tomorrow, join us?
HCWvsHunger.org
Healthcare Workers vs Hunger
Healthcare workers vs Hunger is an annual friendly competition between teams of healthcare workers to help relieve food insecurity.
HCWvsHunger.org
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
5 years ago I started a team competition on Twitter to raise $ to fight hunger.
@tmprowell.bsky.social gave us a hashtag & much needed organization
Our team of teen volunteers work wonders in the background & we’ve raised >$3.1 million!
Competition starts tomorrow, join us?
HCWvsHunger.org
@tmprowell.bsky.social gave us a hashtag & much needed organization
Our team of teen volunteers work wonders in the background & we’ve raised >$3.1 million!
Competition starts tomorrow, join us?
HCWvsHunger.org
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Wednesday’s session was a manufactured lame duck as House Republicans tried to push through as many bad bills as possible in the middle of the night. There’s still time for us to fight back! Call your Senators and Gov. DeWine and let them know that this bills will hurt Ohioans.
November 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Wednesday’s session was a manufactured lame duck as House Republicans tried to push through as many bad bills as possible in the middle of the night. There’s still time for us to fight back! Call your Senators and Gov. DeWine and let them know that this bills will hurt Ohioans.
look @blitz-y.bsky.social - griffin got the official @riotgrlerin.bsky.social treatment! look how handsome he looks 🥰
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
look @blitz-y.bsky.social - griffin got the official @riotgrlerin.bsky.social treatment! look how handsome he looks 🥰
UNACCEPTABLE. So much for making us healthy “again”. *insert eye roll*
Anyone heard of efforts to remove #publichealth as a professional degree designation from DOE aspph.org/department-o... #publichealthsky #episky #edusky
Department of Education Proposal Excludes Public Health Degrees from “Professional Degree” Definition
Discover the new results and implications of Dept of Ed consensus regarding professional degree programs and public health education.
aspph.org
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 PM
UNACCEPTABLE. So much for making us healthy “again”. *insert eye roll*
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A “parent who couldn’t keep a roof over her head” these people casually hate poor people and run them over if it lets them grandstand
ALLEGED: Gaetz raped a minor.
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November 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
A “parent who couldn’t keep a roof over her head” these people casually hate poor people and run them over if it lets them grandstand
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Epstein offered the NY Times photos of Trump with young girls in bikinis during his first campaign in 2015.
The NY Times declined them because they were just too busy hyperventilating over Hillary’s private email server.
Support independent media.
The NY Times declined them because they were just too busy hyperventilating over Hillary’s private email server.
Support independent media.
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Epstein offered the NY Times photos of Trump with young girls in bikinis during his first campaign in 2015.
The NY Times declined them because they were just too busy hyperventilating over Hillary’s private email server.
Support independent media.
The NY Times declined them because they were just too busy hyperventilating over Hillary’s private email server.
Support independent media.
@blitz-y.bsky.social and i made it to vegas! time to celebrate my amazing hubby - it’s his “50 cent” bday! 😁🥰🥳
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 AM
@blitz-y.bsky.social and i made it to vegas! time to celebrate my amazing hubby - it’s his “50 cent” bday! 😁🥰🥳
hey texas, what about acetaminophen and paracetamol?
are those okay?
or are you going to file lawsuits for the many foreign manufacturers that import into the US?
are those okay?
or are you going to file lawsuits for the many foreign manufacturers that import into the US?
October 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
hey texas, what about acetaminophen and paracetamol?
are those okay?
or are you going to file lawsuits for the many foreign manufacturers that import into the US?
are those okay?
or are you going to file lawsuits for the many foreign manufacturers that import into the US?
today’s a good day to donate to your neighborhood food bank… i did! and submitted paperwork for my company matching donation!
October 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
today’s a good day to donate to your neighborhood food bank… i did! and submitted paperwork for my company matching donation!
oh COME ON. if you have ever met a filipino, everyone in your life is either a tito, tita, ate, kuya, lolo or lola.
everyone is family. i literally thought i was related to every filipino i met.
everyone is family. i literally thought i was related to every filipino i met.
In a bit of a tense moment, one of the La Mega co-hosts presses Mamdani on why he "lied" about his "aunt" having been scared to ride the subway after 9/11 while wearing a hijab.
Mamdani says it was "not a lie" because he refers to his father's cousin as his "aunt."
Mamdani says it was "not a lie" because he refers to his father's cousin as his "aunt."
October 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
oh COME ON. if you have ever met a filipino, everyone in your life is either a tito, tita, ate, kuya, lolo or lola.
everyone is family. i literally thought i was related to every filipino i met.
everyone is family. i literally thought i was related to every filipino i met.