Boourns
@kboourns.bsky.social
Just a man, standing in front of his phone, asking it to not autocoreect everything baldly.
That’s a great photo.
November 22, 2025 at 9:47 AM
That’s a great photo.
That’s not dog poo. That’s a biscuit… ooohhhhhhhhhh 🤮
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
That’s not dog poo. That’s a biscuit… ooohhhhhhhhhh 🤮
You had me right up until pyjamas. Can I wear my Otter onesie instead?
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 PM
You had me right up until pyjamas. Can I wear my Otter onesie instead?
It’s no more weird to have a new James Bond with the previous one being killed, than to have a James Bond in his forties 60 years after the setting of the first James Bond.
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
It’s no more weird to have a new James Bond with the previous one being killed, than to have a James Bond in his forties 60 years after the setting of the first James Bond.
That radge thatch witch took ma milk, and used my country as a testing ground for her shite policies. Also, watching When the Wind Blows as a teenager destroyed my emotions.
November 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
That radge thatch witch took ma milk, and used my country as a testing ground for her shite policies. Also, watching When the Wind Blows as a teenager destroyed my emotions.
All my memories of school days flashed back, and the mass feeling of inadequacy that I wasn’t a member of MC (since at least half the girls in class had their posters splashed all over their rooms).
November 7, 2025 at 5:58 AM
All my memories of school days flashed back, and the mass feeling of inadequacy that I wasn’t a member of MC (since at least half the girls in class had their posters splashed all over their rooms).
A hefty shake of this stuff half way through cooking does wonders.
November 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
A hefty shake of this stuff half way through cooking does wonders.
I don’t trust my cats decision making skills.
November 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I don’t trust my cats decision making skills.
He’s a wrong ‘un that rocketboy.
November 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
He’s a wrong ‘un that rocketboy.
Aye, but it will spark an international incident when the Egyptian Foreign Minister is making a late night bathroom trip at home and steps barefoot on to one of the Great Pyramid Lego bricks left errantly on the floor by his child.
November 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Aye, but it will spark an international incident when the Egyptian Foreign Minister is making a late night bathroom trip at home and steps barefoot on to one of the Great Pyramid Lego bricks left errantly on the floor by his child.
Surely she must still be making millions off the back of Budgie the Helicopter?
October 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Surely she must still be making millions off the back of Budgie the Helicopter?
Definitely a good order. Never tried burning gourd but suspect it would be a challenge. I do remember cider. And I definitely don’t want to eat some shit. Did that at age 6 mistaking a white poo for a biscuit.
October 31, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Definitely a good order. Never tried burning gourd but suspect it would be a challenge. I do remember cider. And I definitely don’t want to eat some shit. Did that at age 6 mistaking a white poo for a biscuit.
Damn. I’m going to have to look out my plush velvet 1970s tracksuit it seems.
October 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Damn. I’m going to have to look out my plush velvet 1970s tracksuit it seems.
It’s definitely soup season. May one enquire as to which soup has your fingers crossed currently?
October 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
It’s definitely soup season. May one enquire as to which soup has your fingers crossed currently?
My brother is 8 years older than me so I was being indoctrinated in to music from an early age, but hit my own flow around 14. Mid eighties indie kid. 14 is when my LP purchases really kicked off.
October 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
My brother is 8 years older than me so I was being indoctrinated in to music from an early age, but hit my own flow around 14. Mid eighties indie kid. 14 is when my LP purchases really kicked off.
Is it on account of the tasteless masses?
October 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Is it on account of the tasteless masses?
View isn’t great out my windows as I’m smack bang in the middle of town, but, a short drive and I can see things like this…
October 17, 2025 at 11:35 AM
View isn’t great out my windows as I’m smack bang in the middle of town, but, a short drive and I can see things like this…
My ex-wife was ever vigilant that the temperature setting in the car would never be an odd number and always set the same both sides. Stereo or TV volumes the same. Don’t think she ever looked at digital clocks. Imagine the peril half the time.
October 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
My ex-wife was ever vigilant that the temperature setting in the car would never be an odd number and always set the same both sides. Stereo or TV volumes the same. Don’t think she ever looked at digital clocks. Imagine the peril half the time.
I would pay to see their first encounter with a backwater woodsman who has survived through, as Liam would say, “a particular set of skills”.
October 11, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I would pay to see their first encounter with a backwater woodsman who has survived through, as Liam would say, “a particular set of skills”.
He’s going to have a wee meltdown on Truth Social isn’t he…
October 11, 2025 at 6:03 AM
He’s going to have a wee meltdown on Truth Social isn’t he…