Boourns
@kboourns.bsky.social
Just a man, standing in front of his phone, asking it to not autocoreect everything baldly.
I don’t think we should be anthropomorphising weather fronts. Calling storms by peoples names seems weird. That said, the incoming weather front in Scotland must fair fancy itself. According to MET Office, it’s a proper Cock o’ the North…
November 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I don’t think we should be anthropomorphising weather fronts. Calling storms by peoples names seems weird. That said, the incoming weather front in Scotland must fair fancy itself. According to MET Office, it’s a proper Cock o’ the North…
I am committed to self-improvement and breaking bad habits, so I shall NOT be posting my Wordle concerns on here for at least two months.
October 24, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I am committed to self-improvement and breaking bad habits, so I shall NOT be posting my Wordle concerns on here for at least two months.
When your Scottish roots are sending you you down the wrong path in “Connections”.
Who can guess where my fourth choice was going here?
Who can guess where my fourth choice was going here?
October 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
When your Scottish roots are sending you you down the wrong path in “Connections”.
Who can guess where my fourth choice was going here?
Who can guess where my fourth choice was going here?
Ahhh yes. The old “first letter lottery” words.
Screw you Wordle.
Wordle 1,576 X/6
⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜
🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
Screw you Wordle.
Wordle 1,576 X/6
⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜
🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
October 12, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Ahhh yes. The old “first letter lottery” words.
Screw you Wordle.
Wordle 1,576 X/6
⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜
🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
Screw you Wordle.
Wordle 1,576 X/6
⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜
🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
Hate these ones.
Wordle 1,533 X/6
⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩
🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
Wordle 1,533 X/6
⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩
🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
August 30, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Hate these ones.
Wordle 1,533 X/6
⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩
🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
Wordle 1,533 X/6
⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩
🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
One wrong guess away from binning my iPhone this morning.
Wordle 1,527 6/6
⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜
🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩
🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩
🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩
🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,527 6/6
⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜
🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩
🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩
🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩
🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
August 24, 2025 at 7:39 AM
One wrong guess away from binning my iPhone this morning.
Wordle 1,527 6/6
⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜
🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩
🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩
🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩
🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,527 6/6
⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜
🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩
🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩
🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩
🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Sneaky blighters today.
Wordle 1,523 6/6
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,523 6/6
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
August 20, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Sneaky blighters today.
Wordle 1,523 6/6
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,523 6/6
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Ended up with a 50/50 choice for my sixth guess.
I get 50/50 choices wrong nine times out of ten.
Wordle 1,503 X/6
⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜
🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
I get 50/50 choices wrong nine times out of ten.
Wordle 1,503 X/6
⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜
🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
July 31, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Ended up with a 50/50 choice for my sixth guess.
I get 50/50 choices wrong nine times out of ten.
Wordle 1,503 X/6
⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜
🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
I get 50/50 choices wrong nine times out of ten.
Wordle 1,503 X/6
⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜
🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
Seems like my brain was on autopilot until round five.
Wordle 1,501 5/6
🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜
⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜
🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜
⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,501 5/6
🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜
⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜
🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜
⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
July 29, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Seems like my brain was on autopilot until round five.
Wordle 1,501 5/6
🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜
⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜
🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜
⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,501 5/6
🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜
⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜
🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜
⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
When your email app standard settings for showing combined email threads accidentally provides the best context statement…
May 21, 2025 at 5:59 AM
When your email app standard settings for showing combined email threads accidentally provides the best context statement…
I was ready to give up on today.
Wordle 1,431 6/6
⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,431 6/6
⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
May 20, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I was ready to give up on today.
Wordle 1,431 6/6
⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,431 6/6
⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
This had all the hallmarks of being a pain in the arse.
Wordle 1,426 6/6
⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜
⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩
⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩
⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,426 6/6
⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜
⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩
⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩
⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
May 15, 2025 at 6:07 AM
This had all the hallmarks of being a pain in the arse.
Wordle 1,426 6/6
⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜
⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩
⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩
⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,426 6/6
⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜
⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩
⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩
⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Well goodness. Maybe getting hit in the temple by a golf ball yesterday knocking something back in to place…
Wordle 1,414 2/6
🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,414 2/6
🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
May 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Well goodness. Maybe getting hit in the temple by a golf ball yesterday knocking something back in to place…
Wordle 1,414 2/6
🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,414 2/6
🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
That could have been an annoying one.
Wordle 1,412 3/6
🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩
🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,412 3/6
🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩
🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
May 1, 2025 at 6:59 AM
That could have been an annoying one.
Wordle 1,412 3/6
🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩
🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,412 3/6
🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩
🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
This had the potential of being a massively annoying morning.
Wordle 1,369 6/6
🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜
🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜
🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜
🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜
🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,369 6/6
🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜
🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜
🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜
🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜
🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
March 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
This had the potential of being a massively annoying morning.
Wordle 1,369 6/6
🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜
🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜
🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜
🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜
🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,369 6/6
🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜
🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜
🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜
🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜
🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
My new favourite T-shirt arrived by post today. I may have to wear it every day…
March 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
My new favourite T-shirt arrived by post today. I may have to wear it every day…
Reposted by Boourns
"I upped the Tariff"
"And I stood there as his deputy."
"And I stood there as his deputy."
March 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
"I upped the Tariff"
"And I stood there as his deputy."
"And I stood there as his deputy."
Oh pants. I might as well just stay in bed today.
Wordle 1,320 X/6
⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜
⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨
⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩
⬜⬜🟨🟩🟩
⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩
🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩
Wordle 1,320 X/6
⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜
⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨
⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩
⬜⬜🟨🟩🟩
⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩
🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩
January 29, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Oh pants. I might as well just stay in bed today.
Wordle 1,320 X/6
⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜
⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨
⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩
⬜⬜🟨🟩🟩
⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩
🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩
Wordle 1,320 X/6
⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜
⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨
⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩
⬜⬜🟨🟩🟩
⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩
🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩
Guessing game is on point today…
Wordle 1,316 2/6
🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,316 2/6
🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
January 25, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Guessing game is on point today…
Wordle 1,316 2/6
🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,316 2/6
🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Another annoyingly close one today. These really don’t set me up on the right path for the day ahead.
Wordle 1,312 6/6
⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜
⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩
⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩
⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩
⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,312 6/6
⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜
⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩
⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩
⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩
⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
January 21, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Another annoyingly close one today. These really don’t set me up on the right path for the day ahead.
Wordle 1,312 6/6
⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜
⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩
⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩
⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩
⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,312 6/6
⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜
⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩
⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩
⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩
⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Close call today.
Wordle 1,310 6/6
⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨
⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,310 6/6
⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨
⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
January 19, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Close call today.
Wordle 1,310 6/6
⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨
⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,310 6/6
⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨
⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Hmmmmmm. Shaggy Mane? Is it trying to tell me something? Barbers appointment overdue?
Did you know we're all placed onto different Bluesky servers, and they're named after mushrooms??
You can find out what mushroom server you're on by looking yourself up on Clearsky clearsky.app
I'm team oyster mushroom. 🦪🍄
You can find out what mushroom server you're on by looking yourself up on Clearsky clearsky.app
I'm team oyster mushroom. 🦪🍄
January 16, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Hmmmmmm. Shaggy Mane? Is it trying to tell me something? Barbers appointment overdue?
Thought it was going to be one of THOSE days…
Wordle 1,301 5/6
⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,301 5/6
⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
January 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Thought it was going to be one of THOSE days…
Wordle 1,301 5/6
⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,301 5/6
⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Yuk. That was a close one.
Wordle 1,296 6/6
⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜
🟨⬜🟨🟩⬜
⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩
⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩
⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
January 5, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Yuk. That was a close one.
Wordle 1,296 6/6
⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜
🟨⬜🟨🟩⬜
⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩
⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩
⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theatre as a kid.
I saw this aged eight I think (it was a rerun). Scarred me for life. Took me ages to trust sharks again. @bruceshark.bsky.social
I saw this aged eight I think (it was a rerun). Scarred me for life. Took me ages to trust sharks again. @bruceshark.bsky.social
December 13, 2024 at 7:44 AM
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theatre as a kid.
I saw this aged eight I think (it was a rerun). Scarred me for life. Took me ages to trust sharks again. @bruceshark.bsky.social
I saw this aged eight I think (it was a rerun). Scarred me for life. Took me ages to trust sharks again. @bruceshark.bsky.social