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K.B. Spangler
@kbspangler.com
Writer, cartoonist, editor. Very sweary. Half politics, half dog pics. She/her.

🖼️ kbspangler.com

🐨 agirlandherfed.com
🐲 sidequested.com

🎉 patreon.com/KBSpangler

✨ Rep by Bailey Tamayo • [email protected]
Gonna leave this here and go to bed.
January 9, 2026 at 2:12 AM
oh ffs

The cancelled book (that I did not cancel) is apparently live now on Amazon instead of in 72+ hours (actual release date is Tuesday) like it should be.

Anyhow, new Rachel Peng book. Rachel would be laughing about this.

www.amazon.com/dp/B0GFQBLK8F/
January 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
At SIDEQUESTED, a tiny green squirrel in a pink tutu asks the important question, to which I reply, Yes. Yes I do. Desperately. Can I explode things with my mind?

*sigh*

Anyway, #webcomics are good and healthy escapism. Ours is free! Come read it!

sidequested.com
January 8, 2026 at 2:17 PM
The only contribution I'll make to Cyclops Discourse is we all know he was actually trying to hit that bird.
January 7, 2026 at 2:18 AM
And over at FAMILY DEMONS, our Patreon-exclusive comic, we've introduced our very first demon. Uh-oh.

www.patreon.com/c/KBSpangler
January 5, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Happy back-to-work for 2026 day!

Or, as we call it in SIDEQUESTED, Eff It All Gonna Flop on a Bear.

sidequested.com

#comic #comics #webcomic #webcomics
January 5, 2026 at 2:26 PM
A whole thesis can be written on George Washington’s “Do you want kings again? Because this is how you get kings.” and Sam Vimes’ “Humans are predisposed to bend at the knee and we need fight against this instinct to our last breath.”
January 4, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Regular reminder that George Washington hated the idea of political parties so much that he spent a large chunk of his farewell address telling people to Stop That Shit Right Now.
January 4, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Brown is teaching Niece to juggle and we have reached peak “If not ball then why ball-shaped????!?”
January 2, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Niece: I think my cross-stitch kit has AI hallucinations in it.

AI Kit: Proctice Long Armed Palczlrina Stoch
January 1, 2026 at 11:10 PM
(This shirt inspired by my sister's Thanksgiving visit, oh god oh god our ears)

www.etsy.com/listing/4413...
December 31, 2025 at 3:53 PM
This is my grandfather’s stapler. It’s a prized possession. It lives on my desk because it reminds me of him.

I’ve used it twice in thirteen years. Sorry, staplebot, I’ve no work for you here.
December 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The long lounge sploot.

#dogs
December 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Definitely one of my weirder timeline dealies
December 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Merry Christmas from My Retired Parents’ Extremely Elderly Dog!
December 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Me: Isn’t it sad that every time a Cubone is born it loses its mother so it can wear her skull?

My husband: WHAT

Me: Not sure if that’s worse than knockoff masturbating Pikachu tho

My husband: This is a cursed children’s cartoon.
December 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
How are things going on SIDEQUESTED's Patreon, you ask?

www.patreon.com/cw/AlePresser
December 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I walked out of that movie thinking the Wonderella guy's single-image review was correct* and that's all anyone needs to know about the whole franchise.

(*similar to as shown, can't remember the exact still)
December 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
uh oh my sister got mad again

Drink It Neat | NO ICE

www.etsy.com/listing/4426...
December 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
This is good to go. I'm basically here to learn if we're going to war (possible), if Trump is going to talk about how great his economy is and how shitty Biden was (probable), or if we're all finally evolving into our final form of Jimmy Freakin' Olsen (soon).
December 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
"But it only took a few days to capture Luigi Mangione!"

Bitch those cheekbones announce themselves like angel trumpets.
December 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It's Sunday! Want to read a #free #comic?

SIDEQUESTED is a fantasy comedy romp about a bunch of dorks trying to find the source of magic. Queer af with a young librarian caught in a love triangle, and the prince and princess who think she's just really super.

sidequested.com
December 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I should do a special unboxing process whatever etc etc but no I’m too busy checking printer ratios.

Dang the publisher did a NICE job!!! Spot gloss! Thick ink!
December 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
All right. Well.

It’s a special day! SIDEQUESTED arcs ARE HERE!!!
December 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Everyone I know has a daughter in the 12-15year range so I’m shopping at Lululemon for the very first time.
December 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM