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@kca.wtf
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Putting the oops in operations/devops
nerdy person in au, procrastinates about doing go and kubernetes
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A sign painted into grass welcoming people to luton airport. The sign is painted outside gatwick air port as a prank
October 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I guess they need to upgrade the barrier into upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co... tank trap style
1 ⁄ 2 More details Anti-tank obstacle (Dutch: Aspergeversperring, litt. Asparagus obstacle) on the former IJsselmeer dike just east of Muiden, the Netherlands. Large metal spikes rising from the ground in a row
October 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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4 pane meme combination of Gandalf from LOTR and a scene in the original Jurassic Park. Pane 1: Gandalf looking confused to the left Yellow text on pane saying "Monitor 1" Pane 2: Gandalf looking confused to the right Yellow text on pane saying "Monitor 2" Pane 3: Gandalf: "Where is the cursor?" The Cursor (pane 4) Dr Alan Grant (Sam Neill) to Dr. Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum) "Stay absolutely still, his vision is based on movement."
September 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Daft punk!?
The daft punk robots (musicians)
September 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Penguins LOTS OF PENGUINS on the falkland islands King Penguins LOTS OF King PENGUINS on the falkland islands "Little" baby ones are all fluffy Penguins LOTS OF PENGUINS on the falkland islands
September 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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3 panels. modification of the Faramir denethor scene from lord of the rings. Top half 2 panels. The oblivion remasted cover and faramir saying "Father, Look: I have brought you Oblivion Remastered." Denethor responds: "Boromir would have brought me morrowind remastered"
August 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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“Trains are the crab form of transport”
DAN BOXBERTSON @qntm Our 100,000-core machine learning cluster has spent 2.5 million CPU years looking for innovative solutions to highway congestion ... Al: trains NO NOT LIKE THAT DAN BOXBERTSON @qntm [going through the source data sets with a machete, again] WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT WORD? DAN BOXBERTSON @qntm . 4h It's... just inventing trains from scratch, spontaneously, every time we turn it on??
July 21, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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An application of the "BART NO!" (the simpsons) meme 3 panels arranged 1 at top then 2 smaller ones on the second row Panel 1: Marge Simpson (classic cartoon character with a towering pillar of blue hair) is centre of the panel and zoomed in close as she screams across the back yard. "WAR THUNDER NO!" Panel 2: zooms out a bit to show War Thunder (Played by Bart Simpson (short spikey haired boy) War Thunder(Bart) "What?" Panel 3: Marge: "Sorry, force of habit"
July 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Too feminine. Had some great memes for such a stupid original claim.
A quote tweet @Alex_... Me on my way to work, masculinely: *photos of pasta and chicken in the pockets of their jeans* Quoting @Mpikanisi__ Carrying a lunchbox to work is a feminine trait. There's absolutely nothing manly about that.
May 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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The 3 panel meme from the simpsons. "Say the line, James" James McGrath LNP senator for somewhere "Let's wait for prepolling" And the class goes wild cheering.
May 3, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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"Am i ever gonna see your face again? No Way get fucked fuck off!!!" but the letter O is replaced with the face of peter dutton. there's also a drunk barnaby on the end of it.
May 3, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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GO GO.
May 3, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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sat photo of the BYD Zhengzhou facilities and their upcoming expansion area. compared with an inserted photo of the tesla gigafactory in texas. The existing BYD facilities are about 3 kms by 4kms in size. with another 3x4 area beside it being expanded in to atm.
April 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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A fox looking over a fence White text saying “hey kid wanna try nixos?”
March 31, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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@cameronwilson.bsky.social

Seen Andrew Gee pretending to be Angus Taylor?
Andrew Gee a nationals waste of space replying to his own facebook post pretending to be a constituent while making up stories about the independent candidates
March 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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nah you also have possums that are basically super adorable and also Quokkas... though for Quokkas there's just no confirmed killing of humans
A common australian Brushtail Possum. Super soft boi. Image with text text = "A possum broke into an australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn't move. This is how they found him" the photo is of an Australian possum after they had gorged themselves on jam pastries and was stuck in a near food coma in the corner. The possum was fine after rescued iirc A Quokka from Western Australia looking adorable as it stares at a camera A Quokka from Western Australia looking adorable as it looks up at a camera
March 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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To steal Justin’s joke
3 panes from the simpsons The first pane has a class of characters looking at the camera expectingly Second: Bart looking down sad White text overlaying “we take security seriously” Third: The camera moves back to look over the entire class. Bart is sad in the centre while the rest of the class laughs at his misfortune.
February 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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Front end developer off screen: You know, modern frontend has become more complicated than backend Angry goose chasing said dev: But who made it more complicated? Who made it like that, I'm asking?
January 28, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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> While most of this video is riveting. this bit is boring.
Alec Steele a YouTube black smithing person making a joke in his riveting video as he bores a hole in some metal
January 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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A 3 pane clip from the simpsons. The first pane is a class of kids and the teacher looking at the camera excited in the video of this everyone is saying "Say the words bart" The second pane has bart simpson looking sad and resigned This meme has modified the line to say "We take security seriously" The third pane has the camera pul back to an overhead view of the classroom. everyone happy and laughing at the line.
December 13, 2024 at 12:26 AM
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Shamelessly stealing it from @quinnypig.com
Modified version of the cyanide and happiness does your dog bite comic 4 frames Frame 1: 2 men either side of a dog P1: “Does your dog bite?” Frame 2: P2: “No, but it can hurt you in other ways.” Frame 3 the dog saying “SERVERLESS USED TO MEAN ‘SCALES TO ZERO.’” Frame 4 p1 reacts with tears and pain
December 4, 2024 at 9:24 PM
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Text above a photo of someone kicking someone else in a flying drop kick The text says “Normalize using a dropkick as a form of self expression”
December 3, 2024 at 1:33 AM
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Several Danger warning signs on an electrical distribution box The important sign for this response is DANGER Not only will this kill you it will hurt the whole time you're dying
December 2, 2024 at 4:43 AM
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“Crazy to think they built a city on just these two things” Below that quote are 2 photos On the left some rocks On the right some bread rolls 🎶We built this city on rock and roll(s)
November 27, 2024 at 5:35 AM
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A screenshot of a quote tweet. @bryancsk: sabotage your competitors by sending this to their engineers The quoted tweet is a screenshot of a steam gift notification where they’ve been gifted factorio
November 13, 2024 at 9:58 PM