Kyle Climans
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Kyle Climans
@kclimans.bsky.social
🇳🇱🇨🇦 Award-winning scriptwriter of “Depth of Pyaar”; also a writer of prose and the occasional article (including for @filmspeak.bsky.social ). 33. He/him. Apparently, I’m an ENFP-T type.
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I like the implication that the men of Rohan are familiar with Gloin and approve of him.
December 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
In fairness, I do dislike JJ Abrams as a screenwriter and I think his contributions to those franchises were subpar at best.
December 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
That coming from a socialist who doesn’t want to sell us anything, no less.
December 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM
They also disrespected poor Goose, based on that shopping cart… 😢
December 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
For a second, I thought you were talking about the book by Bernard Cornwell and was very confused.
December 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
It says a lot about him that his musical for children featured a duck being eaten because she didn’t know that wolves don’t usually swim.
December 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Point of order! I have always maintained that Oliver Stone made the greatest film which Tarantino’s name has ever been attached to. NBK not only encapsulates its own time, it was also ahead of its time. Not to mention my favourite RDJ performance ever. Tarantino hating that movie said a lot to me.
December 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
An overrated hack who got undeservedly gassed up for twenty years and thus disappeared further and further up his own ass.
December 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
WILSON! WILSON!!!!!!
December 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
For my part, I once had too much weed and vomited on my dining room floor.

But another time, I had even more by mistake (30 mg) but I didn't vomit then.
December 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM