Kevin
@kcrane.co
Platform engineer/systems boi at Square, ex-Twitter
scritch the belly you coward
January 16, 2026 at 7:03 PM
scritch the belly you coward
Become a hawks fan, I’ll get you up to speed
January 3, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Become a hawks fan, I’ll get you up to speed
What is the point of an Express Benihana, I need clarity
December 31, 2025 at 8:50 AM
What is the point of an Express Benihana, I need clarity
no my footwork is actually immaculate. my only physical gift on the gridiron
December 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
no my footwork is actually immaculate. my only physical gift on the gridiron
I'm confident that I could avoid throwing a ball for 8 seconds and also get sacked
December 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I'm confident that I could avoid throwing a ball for 8 seconds and also get sacked
Important to also remember that it was the NYC satellite office and nobody who had any ability to even address her weird complaints worked in that building
December 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Important to also remember that it was the NYC satellite office and nobody who had any ability to even address her weird complaints worked in that building
Rivers after taking another hit and feeling his knees leave his body
a man wearing a helmet says " don 't let me leave murph "
ALT: a man wearing a helmet says " don 't let me leave murph "
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Rivers after taking another hit and feeling his knees leave his body
Shedeur wasn’t allowed to start earlier because of Woke, imo
December 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Shedeur wasn’t allowed to start earlier because of Woke, imo
Fewer people on BlueSky will reflexively call Jordan “little fella” in the replies
November 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Fewer people on BlueSky will reflexively call Jordan “little fella” in the replies