Kevin
@kcrane.co
Platform engineer/systems boi at Square, ex-Twitter
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Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E."
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
Dropkick Murphys' Unveil Anti-ICE Song: "Too Scared to Join the Military, Too Dumb to Be a Cop"
Dropkick Murphys are releasing an anti-I.C.E. song, "Citizen I.C.E.," as part of their tour-only split LP with Haywire. Learn more.
consequence.net
January 15, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E."
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
This is the list of active Daltons in the NFL (I thought Buffalo had two, but one of them was a Dawson, like the creek)
January 11, 2026 at 8:43 PM
This is the list of active Daltons in the NFL (I thought Buffalo had two, but one of them was a Dawson, like the creek)
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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
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not beating the allegations that antivax beliefs are downstream of being afwaid of needles
Trump: "Effective today, America will no longer require 72 'jabs' for our beautiful, healthy children. We are moving to a far more reasonable Schedule, where all children will only be recommended to receive Vaccinations for 11 of the most serious and dangerous diseases."
January 5, 2026 at 11:49 PM
not beating the allegations that antivax beliefs are downstream of being afwaid of needles
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“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
January 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
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I'm sorry I am at my most masculine when I am flinging my youngest into the air while she laughs and my wife disapproves.
I am more and more convinced that right-wingers are like this because they surround themselves with sociopaths to the point they don't know when they're broken inside because they're the same as the people they are regularly around.
Traumatized people traumatizing their kids.
Traumatized people traumatizing their kids.
January 5, 2026 at 9:27 PM
I'm sorry I am at my most masculine when I am flinging my youngest into the air while she laughs and my wife disapproves.
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
Insane that no one has mentioned opening night of Snakes On A Plane. Extraordinary vibes, someone got hit by a bucket of plastic snakes and tried to start a fight until the rest of the theater booed him and he sat back down
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Insane that no one has mentioned opening night of Snakes On A Plane. Extraordinary vibes, someone got hit by a bucket of plastic snakes and tried to start a fight until the rest of the theater booed him and he sat back down
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Here's the CEO of Nvidia calling Trump a "genius" for "saying what's on his mind" when he called a reporter piggy. Just total cowardice and moral bankruptcy from people who know better.
Jensen is having no part of the “Quiet, Piggy” chat.
$NVDA
$NVDA
December 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Here's the CEO of Nvidia calling Trump a "genius" for "saying what's on his mind" when he called a reporter piggy. Just total cowardice and moral bankruptcy from people who know better.
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every single person claiming to yearn for this would kill themselves if they were subjected to the tyranny of the 56k modem for one hour
September 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
every single person claiming to yearn for this would kill themselves if they were subjected to the tyranny of the 56k modem for one hour
It’s so funny that there are people out there who can credibly say “I wouldn’t work for Zuckerberg even if he paid me $100M” and actually have that theory tested and validated
NEWS: Meta will announce an AI reorganization today, dividing the Superintelligence division into four units
weighing some cuts or employees moved from AI division
considering licensing closed source models to build new AI products
w/ @elitan.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/19/t...
weighing some cuts or employees moved from AI division
considering licensing closed source models to build new AI products
w/ @elitan.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/19/t...
Mark Zuckerberg Plans to Shake Up Meta’s A.I. Efforts, Again
www.nytimes.com
August 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It’s so funny that there are people out there who can credibly say “I wouldn’t work for Zuckerberg even if he paid me $100M” and actually have that theory tested and validated
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he's bitin the heads off the angels now
July 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
he's bitin the heads off the angels now
Baby’s first protest in Oakland. No kings except my lil guy 😤
June 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Baby’s first protest in Oakland. No kings except my lil guy 😤
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If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”
May 24, 2025 at 10:37 AM
If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”
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When the smoke coming out of the Vatican is black and white checkerboard:
a man dancing in front of a banner that says reetlight festo entertainment system
ALT: a man dancing in front of a banner that says reetlight festo entertainment system
media.tenor.com
May 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
When the smoke coming out of the Vatican is black and white checkerboard:
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Best feeling is when you meow at a random cat and they meow back and walk over to get pets
May 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Best feeling is when you meow at a random cat and they meow back and walk over to get pets
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It's a 0/0 base, but varies by how much mana you dump into it.
scryfall.com/card/sok/81/...
scryfall.com/card/sok/81/...
Maga, Traitor to Mortals
{X}{B}{B}{B} • Legendary Creature — Human Wizard • 0/0 • Maga enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. When Maga enters, target player loses life equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on it. • Saviors of K...
scryfall.com
April 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It's a 0/0 base, but varies by how much mana you dump into it.
scryfall.com/card/sok/81/...
scryfall.com/card/sok/81/...
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Had my first bike commute this week since congestion pricing went into effect and the improvement is *insane*. Totally transformative.
April 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Had my first bike commute this week since congestion pricing went into effect and the improvement is *insane*. Totally transformative.
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“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”
“Can ChatGPT experience joy or suffering? Does Gemini deserve human rights?” our tech columnist asks. “Many A.I. experts I know would say no, not yet, not even close. But I was intrigued.”
Should We Start Taking the Welfare of A.I. Seriously?
As artificial intelligence systems become smarter, one A.I. company is trying to figure out what to do if they become conscious.
www.nytimes.com
April 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”
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you're living through a technological revolution, but it has nothing to do with web 3.0, cryptocurrency, the metaverse or even AI. Solar+storage are taking over the energy grids everywhere on the entire planet and will make fossil fuels extinct.
Climate laggard Poland?
Not anymore - coal used to provide 95% of Polish electricity.
Last year it was 53.5% with wind & solar providing almost one quarter.
Source: @ember-energy.org
Not anymore - coal used to provide 95% of Polish electricity.
Last year it was 53.5% with wind & solar providing almost one quarter.
Source: @ember-energy.org
April 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
you're living through a technological revolution, but it has nothing to do with web 3.0, cryptocurrency, the metaverse or even AI. Solar+storage are taking over the energy grids everywhere on the entire planet and will make fossil fuels extinct.
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Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take
April 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take
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