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Kerrie C. @kcrhetor.bsky.social · 7h

This absolute monster album was released 34 years ago today. Trippy and original and so damn heavy. It's pure volcanic power. #Soundgarden #90sGrungeMusic

Takes me back to my late teens, listening on a crappy little radio/tape player.

Searching With My Good Eye Closed (Remastered 2016)

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Kerrie C. @kcrhetor.bsky.social · 1d

"And from here on out you chubby generals are gonna be on a triple whammy of ozempic, Jenny Craig, and these sweet pills from the internet called Burn 3000. You're gonna be so ripped."

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 1d

From here on out every member of our military will be in shape and clean-shaven. And have granite jaws and the highest cheekbones. And legs that go on for days and shapely calves and an ass that just won’t…

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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 1d

You can joke about Pam Bondi’s ridiculous unprofessionalism all you want, but I’m deeply shocked by it: She acts as if she fears absolutely no consequences, convinced that there will be no more political power transfers. — This should shake everyone to their core.

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Kerrie C. @kcrhetor.bsky.social · 1d

So there's this spot on a nearby hiking trail where, with every step, dozens of grasshoppers fly up at my feet. And monarch and little yellow butterflies float around me. And I'm like, "Yes, my minions. Rise! I summon thee!"

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Kerrie C. @kcrhetor.bsky.social · 1d

The gods should have made Sisyphus put on fitted sheets all day, not the stupid boulder thing. That would have been real punishment.

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Kerrie C. @kcrhetor.bsky.social · 3d

Quinnipiac says that following Jerry was the equivalent of signing a consent form, but we'll see what the lawyers have to say about that.

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Kerrie C. @kcrhetor.bsky.social · 3d

I still pity people who hear a foreign language and experience a fear response. But those people are working my nerves rn.

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Kerrie C. @kcrhetor.bsky.social · 3d

This is encouraging. Cicero was BCE. The empire didn't fall for a few more centuries. So maybe our country has a little longer than it seems.

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Kerrie C. @kcrhetor.bsky.social · 3d

He could rotate duties: band director, cheer advisor, t-shirt cannon operator, mascot... The possibilities are endless, and he'd do way less damage to our country.

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 3d

Naval Academy football head cheerleader is actually a good full time job for him. That is something he actually appears to be qualified for.

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Kerrie C. @kcrhetor.bsky.social · 3d

Dearest Mother,
ICE forces took another microbrewery last night, leaving only 879 under our control within city limits. But our beard oil deliveries remain constant, the one bright spot in this dark war. The public pianos have gone silent. But Vegan Company remains resolute. #WarRavagedPortland

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Kerrie C. @kcrhetor.bsky.social · 4d

I keep seeing this headline but I'm still waiting to hear about an arrest warrant. Does one exist?

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