Oooooh 4 layers! A bellpobjalarano!!!!!!!

Girl I will help. We can tear off all that gold shit from the Oval Office walls and melt down the gold and donate it to legal aid for immigrants. Or more likely, they'll tell us it's all fake gold, which would be hilarious.

That's how you know you're 38-- retirement fantasies. Mine is to make quilts and read fantasy literature.

Isn't fondue a beverage?

"Youth is happy because it has the capacity to see beauty."
~Franz Kafka

If only it could see mutes.

Also don't let them what-about this situation based on random tweets. Every Dem leader who spoke out after Charlie Kirk's murder condemned and expressed sympathy for his kids.

He is evil. Flat-out evil.

Listening to him is such a colossal waste of time. His handlers should set up an on-screen loop of an attentive crowd, add a laugh track, and let him talk until he falls asleep.

Never mind. He probably just kept it without asking.

He's just so profoundly weird. What are the chances he asked to keep the coin after the toss?

This might be the truest thing I read all day.

Here in snowy Ohio, we've gotten up to a whopping 5 degrees.

Pretty soon they'll be the ones banning "Merry Christmas" and forcing people to say "Hail Trump" or "Glory to the billionaires."

Any hat larger than a ball cap makes Trump's big ol' pumpkin head look even bigger.