God dammit.

Thank you for prioritizing this important work in your busy schedule, a grateful Bluesky salutes you 🫡

I’ve got Trix Rabbit as my 3 and D wing. He’s relentless in going after that cereal. I want him using that athleticism to create havoc on both ends of the court.

Honey bee runs the point. Incredible motor, great vision, sees the entire court, buzzes around on defense.

Lucky the leprechaun is an annoying shooting guard. You know the type. No further explanation needed.

Frank N. Berry, power forward. You don’t have to run any plays for him, he just sets screens, grabs rebounds, and plays physical defense. Can hit the occasional 3, but his form is ugly and you wince when you see it go up.

No shit everyone knows it goes in the jockstrap

Dr. Drake RamorMaye

A niners player got injured reading this

Get Tebow on the phone

Would you guys PLEASE shut up this might be the only way we get Nagy out of here, don’t ruin this

Your name is perfect for delivering this information btw